Erstatz alliance, past

Eva: Goodness. I wonder where that door leads? But also, -to bartleby- Can I please purchase this scarf?

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Silas stepped into his jet and let out a deep sigh, felt good to be back to it after so long, Ribbon hopping out of his bag and wandering about, <Ooooo! Is this yours?>

"Technically yeah, I'm more of a test pilot for stuff like this."

Ribbon hopped into the copilot seat and curled up instantly, <So? What's first?>

"A few months ago Megan and I managed to pull off a beam move with aura... I don't know what but I have a feeling that PEFE might now."

~Oh yeah that whole time travel thing,~ Hacks responded.

Ribbon tilted her head as Silas chuckled a bit, ~We're also time travellers,~ Hacks added.

Ribbon blinked, <Huh...>

"Long story, it involves catching up with the rest of the J-Team."

Silas sat down and booted up the Jet, turning on the terminal he set about sending a message to PEFE just asking if they knew anything about aura based beam moves.

Crabrawler!Bartelby: <Get this->

-vworp-

Sneasel!Bartelby: <stuff->

-vworp-

Victreebell!Bartelby: <Out of my->

-vworp-

Munchlax!Bartelby: <Eyes first! AAAAAAAAGH!>

-there is commotion from the back door of the closet-

Contact Me!

Ersatz alliance

-Eva is staring wide eyed at the closet-

Eva: How come that guy has so many pokeforms?! I just get a shiny Beldum... Well, I guess it's hardly the worst, especially if I can evolve... Imagine that... Me as a Metagross! I would be so powerful!

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

Eclo Canyon

-The first thing that Vulture notices is the pain.-

-Oh wow is their a lot of it.-

-Then he notices the sound of wind whistling over the rocks.-

-Oh, good. That must mean his ears have regenerated.-

-...-

-He takes stock of his current situation as he feels a gaping hole in his chest that doesn't close.-

-That probably means he's impaled on something. Again.-

-That's going to be fun to deal with once his eyesight comes back.-

-...-

-Vulture tries to recall how he got into this situation. There was the man... was he a man? Or was he something else?-

-No man fights like he did, save for men possessed.-

-Vulture decides to stop dwelling on it and just focus on not passing out again.-

Pippy: <Let's try...>

Lapis: BWAH!

Pippy: <Tiny Megan? You have a tactic?>

Lapis: BWAAH! ^w^

-and she BWAAAAA Hs forwards, attempting to Roar away the opposition-

Pippy: <Ohhh!>

Pippy: -charges after her, making whatever noise a metallic penguin makes to Roar with her-

Megan: -hesitantly- Um, I don't know if—

Vee: -ice-Gatling-barrage-

Pollen: -sniper fire-

-as soon as the door is blown down-

Thespi: -turning to see- <Tripod! You've arrived, in the nick of time!>

<You'll never guess what happened!> ^_^

Tripod: <...> ?!?

-if there are any Toxic Spikes left, Tripod passes harmlessly through them, attempting to magnetically drag the caged/chained prisoners closer, away from the lava-

Tripod used Magnet Bomb!

-the Plusle would hover harmlessly over them, but is currently busy twiddling her paws-

No mind to think. No will to break.

-Channah and Lo are sitting on a cliffside, watching the ocean while Channah drinks steadily from a six-pack of Stella-

Channah: -leans back- This stuff is so nasty.

Lo: <Yes. You've said.>

Channah: -raises the bottle- First drink I ever tried, y'know. At a restaurant with mom and dad when I was like thirteen? Dad's favorite. 's disgusting. -takes another drink-

Lo: <Just. Please remember to drink some water after this.>

Channah: Your trainer's such a lightweight, eh? -smiles and helps Lo preen-

Lo: <I could care less about that. I am, however, concerned that you're consuming alcohol at all. Especially while on Ssrizac.>

Channah: It's all good. I got like, justifications. Garrett's in a coma, my house is gone, and 'cause of that I got well over a hun-hundred Pokemon under my direct care now.

Lo: <Yes... but the Family can largely take care of itself and you weren't especially upset over the former two items that I can recall.>

Channah: -waves a hand- This is like, my heritage okay? Plus alcohol is a sacrament. Gotta live up to all that at some point. -pats Lo a little too hard-

Lo: <Whatever you say...>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Agrabah

The Krokorok gets Toxic Spikes blown at him. The rest of the spikes vanish thanks to Rey Veneno or Jafar absorbing them.

Krokorok: <Bleh...>

Thanks to the combined efforts of Mata Nui and Tripod, those captured by Jafar should now be free and no longer suspended above lava.

Jafar: <Oogh...>

He shifts into his Landorus form and tries throwing an Earth Power underneath Rey Veneno while the Krokorok shakes the ground with an Earthquake.

Ersatz Alliance

Maggie: "...Agh wait, be careful before you."

"...You okay?"

edited 25th Apr '18 5:52:57 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

 Lilycove 

-Walking around-

I can sense her... but should I approach?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Channah: -sees Tagg in the distance and waves at him-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Attack on Jafar

-Rey Veneno roars as he's blasted as the ground beneath him erupts beneath him and sends him right into the red.-

Rey Veneno: <*pant* Okay *pant* so you *pant* have a decent move or two.>

Ren: And time for a second, more versatile performer to take the stage. Rio, Heal Pulse. Rey... Time to hula.

-Rio jumps over Ren from the back lines firing a beam of healing at Rey. Ren touches the blue gem in his Z-Ring as an aquatic aura seems to emanate from him as he begins to sway as if he were doing an Alolan war dance.-

Ren: Souls flow... And oceans roar... A majestic rhythm...

-As Ren finishes Rey joins in the dance as he's healed.-

Rey Veneno: <A joyous tune that brings both ruin and succor...>

Ren and Rey Veneno: HYDRO VORTEX!>

-And Rey whips his tail at Jafar, creating a physical-based vortex of watery doom that advances towards the evil genie.-

edited 25th Apr '18 5:56:47 PM by keys2tkingdom

 Lilycove 

-Walking over after waving back-

Well I guess that answers that question.

-Eyebrow raise-

Is that... alcohol?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Channah: No, it's orange juice. Want some?

edited 25th Apr '18 5:51:06 PM by Metanoia

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-Bartelby eventually shifts to Flygon, blocking out the pepper spray with the species' lenses-

Flygon!Bartelby: -to Maggie- <I'm fine, thank you...>

-to Eva- <That scarf will be [REASONABLE PRICE], plea->

-there is a BOOM from the back closet door-

-Mata Nui lunges at Jafar with a No Guard Ice Punch-

-Umbra shadowports behind him and tries a Shadow Ball-

-Ammy goes Arcanine and fires a Dragon Pulse-

Contact Me!

 Lilycove 

-Plops down at the cliffside-

...No thank you, I normally don't drink alcohol. Unless I'm depressed, and that's not exactly healthy.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Flying above the city is a little Murkrow, smaller than average, and with strange red markings on the tips of it's feathers and head. One it's side, a smaller-than-average-Murkrow sized satchel flutters in the wind

The Murkrow descends near Tagg and Channah, and pulls out a map from its satchel with it's beak, rolling it out and looking over it.

Strangely Patterned Murkrow: <Oh, where am I? Where am I? Is this the place, Lilycove? I think it is! ....But it also might be Slateport... Oh, what to do... What to do...>

I'm having to learn to pay the price

Agrabah, Lair

-Pent... Actually just stands back and watches. Given the amount of moves being tossed around, jumping in to get some melee strikes in with the keytarblade was just asking for a tragic crossfire accident-

Route 4

-Pent lingers in the back, taking precise shots and being ready to hand off some healing if anyone gets too banged up in the maze-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Lou: Cool, great.

-Lou enters the closet, pepper spray still readied.-

Channah: Alright. What's up?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Lilycove 

-To Channah-

Um, well...

-Suddenly a Murkrow-

Looking for someone?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Channah: Bird! Hi.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

The Murkrow squawks in surprise and keels over, flailing for a bit before standing itself back up and puffing out it's feathers.

Strangely Patterened Murkrow: <Ah! Yes, yes! Help! Help, I need! Yes, I could very much use some help->

The strange Murkrow cuts itself off to observe Tagg, pacing around him and examining him before a physical manifests over the little bird's head.

Strangely Patterened Murkrow: <Yes! You have helped! Helped you have! You are the person I was told to find!>

The Murkrow puffs up happily and the lightbulb drops to the side on the road.

Strangely Patterened Murkrow: <My name is [Ankou]! I am a courier Krow in service of master Salvador! Yes, he sent me here to give you this letter, so give you this letter I shall!>

The Murkrow plucks into her satchel and pulls out a parchment coloured envelope with a red wax seal and hands it to Tagg.

Strangely Patterened Murkrow Ankou: <For you, sir! I know that a text message on a modern type communication type device type thing would have been more efficient type, but the master has an insistent preference for sending messages the old fashioned way, yes! Strange, yet somewhat classy, yes!>

I'm having to learn to pay the price

 Lilycove 

-To Ankou-

Ankou, like the Kalosian Grim Reaper? Well, okay then.

-Opens the letter and starts reading-

edited 25th Apr '18 7:42:29 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Odahviing: <That doesn't explain why it took you through worlds.>

Paarthurnax: <No...perhaps Durnehviir, the condemned one...>

-Rahvednah nods and walks towards an empty spot on the mountaintop.-

Dur-NEH-VIIR!

-A purple and black void opens.-

---

-There's a knock at Shaun's door.-

Shaun: "Come in!"

-Elizabeth peaks into the room, hood up, to see Shaun throw an Obscura arrow at a dartboard. She's shocked that he wouldn't hide that but slips in.-

Elizabeth: "You wanted to see me?"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Channah: -smiling slightly at Ankou- Aww. -to Lo- She's kinda cute.

Lo: <...Certainly fits your aesthetic.>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.