ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Hajime: "Uh... I'm... kinda occupied with the thing with Mark. I think it might be safer if I stick around here for now..."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Jean sighs and recalls Takumi and the Stakakata, then looks around at the various other mons around-

Jean: Yeah, we're going to need to get all these mons out of here... And that serum.

Ilya: Er, you happened to be available.

Heracles: -snarls-

Ilya: Also we've heard you're good in a fight if it comes to that. Plus... I don't know, we feel this strange kinship with you...

-Eventually, Celebi leaves, and Archer attempts to calm the Vibrava-

Archer: You have a name, little guy?

Vibrava: <It's... It's Shirou...>

Archer: ...Wait, that's...

-noticing Shaun-

...Something wrong?

Kalbis: Oh, OK.

-An Axew displaced by the AFD shenanigans wanders by and she notices-

Eee! :3

-hugs them-

edited 3rd Apr '18 4:09:00 PM by Umbramatic

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-Shaun sighs as Beowulf grabs him and teleports to the other room.-

-Achille desperately scans the Shadows but sees no Flareons in their midst.-

-Fluffles just wags her tail.-

-Cereza pets Cheshire casually. The Eeveelutions return to their father.-

Jessica: "Someone should take care of the Combees and Salandits."

-She continues lobbing Dive Balls, the tank's bottom covered in a layer of them.-

Celena: {I'm glad the humans back home never did this.>

-She pokes Berry Bubble.-

Berry Bubble: {mmm...five more minutes...}

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-AU!Shaun shakes his head.-

AU!Shaun: "You just seem really casual about getting a favor from a Legendary.>

Aveline the Leavanny: <Yes, I'm sure it has nothing to do with your memories of purifying me.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

After healing up all his Pokemon with a variety of Full Restores and Elixirs, Finnegan recalls his team (bar Cathbad) and saunters over to the main group.

Finnegan: So, is there anything else I can help out with while I'm here~?

I'm having to learn to pay the price

Soujin: "It is a bit strange, maybe, but, hey, I'm not complaining."

Hajime: "...Huh, guess that's a Dragon, yeah."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

edited 3rd Apr '18 7:20:19 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

There is a pecking at the door.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Iri Manor

-The door falls over at the pecking-

-There is a despairing wail that echoes from the upper halls-

-Verax is sitting on the stairs in nothing but his night clothes with a box next to him on his right and a bottle of what from the smell is whiskey on his left-

-Balthazar and Discord are prancing around the living room playing keep away with a ball-

"... Come on in." -Verax sighs-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Sholto comes in and heads over to Verax.

Sholto: <Y'know, it feels really weird in here without the ghosts...>

edited 3rd Apr '18 7:42:32 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Iri Manor

Verax: "Yeah, no, it's a lot quieter."

-From the upstairs hall-

Jacob: "THAT'S THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIINT!!!"

-Beat-

Verax: "Anyhow, here you go, Crow." -He holds out the box to Sholto-

"Please use it responsibly."

edited 3rd Apr '18 7:45:43 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Sholto: <True enough.>

He looks at the box and sees it.

<Thanks, Verax!>

He opens the box up.

edited 3rd Apr '18 7:51:35 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Iri Manor

-On the inside of the box is a blue plastic gun with a rotating barrel and orange tipped foam darts-

-Verax sprints away. Whiskey included-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

-Eventually Dave, Mia, Jean's team, and the Weed Team start putting all the Pokemon into balls and the balls into boxes to be transported out-

-The Fafnir Serum is also being put into a secure container-

-Jean is inspecting the Beast and Lure balls and may be approached-

Archer: -grins- Well, where we're from... Never mind, I'll tell you on the way to Mahogany.

-He starts heading back, but keeps glancing at the Vibrava following him-

Kalbis: It's lovely!

Axew: <Yipe! Hey, your robes are soft...>

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Dr. Ironspine: -wobbling, tottering towards the stuff- <Step aside, I'll show you wretches how—a genius transports reclaimed material...>

Igor: -mildly- <Truly, wouldn't it be wiser to allow the fools^tm to handle the busywork themselves?>

Dr. Ironspine: -turning around, a bit too fast and losing her currently shaky balance- <nONsense—I must show them all how it SHOULD be done!>

-so she and Igor start pulling materials for...some sort of void rig or something out of hammerspace and start assembling, loading Pokéballs and vials of serum into it for transport-

Chrom: <I guess that's that, then? Does the facility go much deeper?>

-he glances at Jean- <Need any help?>

Dina: ~Hmmm...~

-to Tripod- ~Is this allowed?~

Tripod: -no one else speaks radio-

Dina: ~Oh, excellent! That clears everything up!~

Tripod: -happy chirp-

Megan: ...I think that means it's a go for substituting one of my six, Silas? If you're up for it, that is, I don't know how okay you are with being a Lucario again so soon...

edited 3rd Apr '18 8:09:36 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

As Sholto looks inside, he sees Verax running off.

He tries to see if he can keep him and his whiskey there with a Mean Look.

Soujin: "Oh, right, yeah, Mahogany... That's what we're here for."

Hajime: "Well, guess you found your dragon. Dunno if they're around here."

Hae-won helps gather Pokemon in balls, considering one that seems interesting.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

 Lab Raid, far past 

-As we're packing-

...Another damned Stakataka, except this time it wasn't trying to kill us for my Faller aura.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

F!Robin: "Hopefully not, I've seen enough of it for today."

F!Robin and Morgan also help with the pokeball collecting, with Cynthia keeping watch

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Finnegan strolls over towards the box non-nonchalantly and runs his fingers over the Balls contained within, before picking up a Fast Ball and smiling.

Finnegan: I think I'll take this lil number here~ To have Interpol deal with it, yannow?

I'm having to learn to pay the price

Silas gives Hacks a look, hands him his bag, takes off his coat and pulls on his scarf, in his place a Lucario who proceeds to stretch and loosen himself up.

<I don't hate this form, I just hated being used to hurt others... and being hugged by a Conkeldurr with no sense of personal space. Plus, I want at least one good experience in this body, helping a friend with a challenge should be fun.>

Bishop spoke up, "Wait what about Mega-Evo, any risk of that?"

<She doesn't have a key ring and I made sure the Lucarionite is in my bag, where it belongs.>

Bishop nodded understanding.

Silas stepped before Megan and in front of the weedle, he got into a pose and a small grin could be seen forming on his face.

Iri Manor

Verax: -Whirling around- "HAHA, YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME? YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CA-"

-Aaaand he freezes-

"... OKAY SO YOU HAVE A GUN NOW WITH A GRIP SPECIALLY MADE FOR YOU! It's a Nerf™ gun! It is a gun! That's all you asked for!"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Sholto looks at the gun and picks it up.

Sholto: <Okay, yeah, true. It is what I asked for. And you did make it for my grip, so thanks.>

<And I guess unlike a real gun, I can do this!>

He loads the nerf gun and shoots it at Verax's face.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Iri Manor

-Verax is shot in the face-

-He grabs his left eye-

"CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! GUN SAFETY RULE NUMBER ONE, EVEN WITH A TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY....."

-He falls to his knees- "NOT!! THE!!! FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!"

-He starts rolling around on the ground- "I ONLY HAVE ONE OF THESE AND IT IS IN H I G H D E M A N D, DAMMIT! DO NOT DAMAGE THE MERCHANDISE BIRB! I NEED MY LIPS MORE THAN YOU"

edited 3rd Apr '18 8:40:53 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Legault: -watching Ironspine- Whew, and I thought I could pack on the goods. Could use a nap...

Nino: You shouldn't, you hit your head pretty hard.

Legault: Yeah, of course. We can talk while I try to stay awake - Oh. -goes over to Channah- Need a word with you later.

Channah: Alright... -gets away from him and helps pick up some balls- -in response to Tagg- Kinda cool to see another one of those being all terrified and shit.

edited 3rd Apr '18 8:48:58 PM by Metanoia

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Sholto: <Okay, yeah, sorry about that... Your eye'll be fine! Jacob managed to survive the stuff he went through somehow.>

<But, I mean, I do think a nerf gun to the eye might not be a bad tactic, but I'll stick with body shots on friends like you now.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Iri Manor

Verax◊: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE HELL DID I DO TO YOU?!?!? JACOB SURVIVES STUFF LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE I'M HALF CONVINCED HE'S A LITERAL ANIME CHARACTER THAT WAS PULLED INTO REALITY!!! I'M JUST A DEVILISHLY DARK TALL AND HANDSOME MAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAN!!"

-Rolling around on the floor- "WHAAAAAT!?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOOOOOOOOOU??!"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."