Dunsparce Cloud
Phobos: <AAAAAAAAAAH!>
Amanita: ...So that's horrifying. Phobos, get them.
Phobos: <O-oh Arceus...>
-Phobos darts from Amanita's shadow, flowing into the surrounding darkness, and a Sludge Bomb appears from nowhere, aimed at the staff member-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Not A Lawyer
-There is a bright flash of light following the ZAP!, and when it fades Shun is lying on the doorstep, lightly toasted and still faintly smoking.-
Shun: ...Ow.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
The GM House
Ludmilla: MINE!
Deziree: LUDMILLAYOUDONTUNDERSTANDSCIEEEEEEEENCE
Vinegar: Twitch, what the hell is happening?!
Twitch: Caffeine, that's what's happened!
Vinegar: WHAT?! How?!
Miriel: <Er...>
Vinegar: If you had a neck I would strangle you!
Miriel: <That seems a tad excessive...>
Deziree: LUDMILLAPLEASELETMESCIENCE
Ludmilla: NO! Dad got me this for beating the Alola League!
Deziree: ILLBUYYOUANOTHERONEPLEEEEASE
Ludmilla: NO! THIS ONE'S MINE!
Vinegar: This is only going to escalate.
Twitch: Are we allowed to flashbang our boss?
Vinegar: Yes, but we're not allowed to flashbang the girl.
Twitch: Dammit. OH!
Vinegar: What?
Twitch: Go get Deziree's old remote! Maybe she'll take that instead!
Vinegar: Oh, you mean this old thing? I was fiddling with it earli- hey!
Twitch: Hey Boss! Lookit what I've got! Looky looky!
Deziree: Ohheymyoldteleportremoteforgotaboutthat *GASP* OHWAITTHATLLDOEVENBETTERGIMMEGIMMEGIMME
Twitch: You want the remote? You want it? Go! Go get it!
Vinegar: We're playing fetch with our boss.
Twitch: Think of it as "creative use of behavioral patterns".
Ludmilla: Who gave Mom caffeine?
Miriel: <I'll just... go read something...>
Vinegar: Yeah. Maybe you should.
The Flamebringer
The Bow Knight suddenly has a bunny in its face, and does not seem to pleased about that.
It's also fuckin ded.
The Myrmidon is very confused, and not particularly happy. And then very dead.
Yeah long story short the Deadlords are pretty dead at this point.
Kasumi also fares... about as well as a basically untrained human (Grima-empowered or not) would be expected to against a Servant.
That is to say, it's about a half second before she's within an inch of her life.
All of which is erased as the sound of clapping echoes down the street, F!Grima floating in.
F!Grima: " Well done, insects. You've managed to kill a few undead. "
" But you'll die here still, worms. "
" And you... " She turns to Grima. " I do not know why you side with those insects, but if you get in my way, you will die with them! "
She raises one arm, and a massive (and very familiar) claw comes out of the sky and attempts to maul Grima, and points the other at a party, as Grima's head breathes a blast of dark fire, which rolls out over the group, raising more Risen wherever it hits the ground.
edited 2nd Apr '18 6:48:03 AM by Izshta
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Eclipse the Moon
The boy looks genuinely surprised and frightened at what just happened to Shun.
Leone: Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I forgot!
Leone is then shooed out of the way by the other voice, a young girl around the same age as Leone who looks quite similar to him, including having the same rounded hair flips. Though, her silver and black striped hair is long and coiled into tight ringlets and her eyes are a ferocious brown as opposed to silver.
She hauls the slightly larger Shun off the ground and back onto his feet effortlessly, and looks at him apologetically.
Tigre: I'm sorry! My brother here gets excited when he meets new people, especially if they're one of Papa's friends! He doesn't quite know how to contain his own energy yet...
Leone twiddles his fingers sheepishly behind his sister.
edited 1st Apr '18 7:41:05 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Gail: Pleeeeease? I called you big sister all the time, and that wasn't even true!
Mezzo: Yes it was!
Gail: No it wasn't because I'm your mom, not your sister!
Mezzo: Okay, look, just because you gave birth to me via weird time travel shenanigans does not mean I have to call you my mom.
Gail: But I am!
-the staff member is staggered by the Sludge Bomb, then hit by an Ice Beam courtesy of Crystallux-
-it falls to the floor-
Staff: The store is now closed.
-its call attracts a few other staff members, who start approaching-
Crystallux: <A report. Additional hostile entities inbound. I report 76% chance of survival.>
Pianis: I'm starting to think we should run for it.
-the black hole that was once Astral has now consumed much of the beach-
Fortis: Eeek!
Noelle: How do we stop it?
Fortis: I don't know! What do you do to a black hole?
Noelle: Get out of its way?
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Dunsparce Cloud
Amanita: I am very much okay with that option.
-picking a random direction, she bolts, Phobos launching more Sludge Bombs-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Not A Lawyer
-The frazzled Shun is helped to his feet by Tigre, and starts to try and brush down his ashen suit.-
Shun: ...That... that's quite alright. I, erm... Arceus above, this is going to be a long few days.
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
No voice to cry suffering
Ball!Addie: <...cripes, that's big.>
Logan: Of all the times to lack my Styler... HELLO! I REPRESENT THE RANGER UNION—HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
Zippy: <...yeah, I'd like to be somewhere else right now.>
8-Ball: -popcorn-
-Lissa is slashed at by a flaming swordsman, but the attack is interrupted by a wall of wind-
Maribelle: No one hurts my Lissa!
-Lissa gasps, then casts an Arcfire through the wind, the wind-driven fire producing a critical explosion-
-followed by Grima-ded-
Lissa, Maribelle: ...
-quick reunion-happy<3-
-Chrom joins Donnel, and they run at another enemy...only to stop short once they see the all-too-familiar GIANT DEATH DRAGON-
Chrom: Gods, it is him...
Donnel: At least he's on our side this time...
-they take that as "good enough, probably, for now" and watch the dedening-
-which leaves them free to stare, horrified, at the second Grima that appears on the field-
Chrom: Gods...!
Donnel: ...well that ain't good at all...
-Chrom draws Exalted Falchion, pointing its glowing blade at the enemy Grima-
Chrom: You won't take this world, Grima! Not as long as we stand against you!
Lissa: -running up- For Ylisse!
Maribelle: -likewise- For Ylisse.
-they take out two new tomes, firing a Bolganone and Rexcalibur respectively at the forming mass of Risen-
-Chrom also charges into the fray, attempting to slash his way to F!Grima, swiftly followed by a rather concerned Donnel with a rapid-stabby spear-
Megan: -with tears in her eyes, clinging back- It-it's good to see you too, Silas. I—
-and she sobs, just once, hugging tight-
-and then the hug ends, and he destroys the Pokéball that held him-
Vee: -stretching aching molecules- <...yyyeah, we're gonna get you a ball, Meg, so this doesn't happen to us.>
Megan: -rubbing her eyes- Th-that's probably wise...
-interrogation-
Vee: <...um.>
-she pats Gogie, jingling a quick Heal Bell to try to ease his recovery-
~...~
???: ~Hello!~
-blink-
Another Deoxys, But Wearing Normal Human Clothes: ~Is there something going on?~
-they're wearing a cap, and a jacket, and there are Pokéballs on their belt-
-they're in Normal Forme, so they have t h u m b s-
edited 1st Apr '18 8:49:56 PM by Asterisk395
No mind to think. No will to break.
The Wanderer
Petalburg Warehouse
-Shrugs-
Okay let's do this thing.
Underneath Reversal Mountain
Loudred: -Jumps off the rock into the magma chamber-
Judith: What?
Wanderer: Oh boy...
Loudred: -Causes the volcano to erupt and everyone is sent up into the stratosphere- <BWAH!>
Wanderer: Yes, it'll all end here!
edited 1st Apr '18 9:24:16 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Dunsparce Cloud
-Ever, who is an abstract collection of primarily solenoids, is chatting with Brie, who is Ever-
Brie: Do you think it's a little weird that you're this...bizarre amalgamation of shapes, whereas I'm just you?
Ever: (in a voice composed of the vibrations of various nearby surfaces) I wouldn't read into it.
Brie: ...I'm going to, if it's all the same to you.
Ever: Rude.
-PEFE!Every bursts in-
PEFE!Every: You were right.
Brie: Um.
PEFE!Every: It's...it's completely impossible, but I was playing with a compass—
-the solenoid mass raises something that could be an eyebrow-
PEFE!Every: —And I drew a circle...
-she pauses, taking a moment to take a few deep breaths-
PEFE!Every: ...And it had 361 degrees.
-...-
-...-
Ever: I guess that is rather unusual.
-...-
-all the color drains from PEFE!Every's face-
PEFE!Every: You...I...we...everything...
-as her perceptions and reality are rather roughly brought into alignment-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-and as a rather standard panic response, an Aegislash bursts out of her, trying to figure out what needs to be cut-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Hajime: "Oh, Pokemon? They're creatures that live here like..."
He sends out Buddy, the Roserade looking around.
"We humans form bonds between them and do things like that."
Buddy: <Er, is this woman related to April Fools?>
Hajime nods.
Gogie is helped along by the Heal Bell, but is very unsure what to say about the Deoxys wearing human clothing.
And then an Alakazam blips in.
Alakazam: <Gogie! Are you...>
Gogie: "...Wait, Sholto? April Fools?"
Alakazam!Sholto: <April Fools.>
<Anyway, did you get a makeover? Or just accidentaly shave your head again?>
Gogie: "Didn't try to get one but I guess so. ...And it was intentional."
"Anyway, could you get my band off me? I'm kinda... tied up."
Sholto nods and a band levitates off of Gogie. He gets covered in pink sparkles as this happens and falls to the floor as Psychic power gets hard to hold him.
He is now back to being a Mightyena. A Mightyena with his head fur currently styled like a buzz cut and dyed blonde but a Mightyena nonetheless.
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Dunsparce Cloud
Ever: ...Oh.
Brie: Wait. That's—
-and the dreams come back, in painful detail-
Brie: ...You're the Aegislash. PEFE!Every, you've been controlling us?
PEFE!Every: (in concert with Frey) Wait! You don't understand!
-and Brie freezes-
-Ever does, too, but mostly out of being startled-
-...-
Ever: (to Brie) Oh, did you get my mind too? Ow.
-Brie just stands there peacefully-
Ever: I...guess it's up to me then.
Stop!
Ever: I'm a possibly-4-dimensional assemblage of tubes. What do you think that's going to accomplish?
-he fishes a Pokeball out of hammerspace somewhat awkwardly (when your thumbs exist in dimensions that the thing you're holding doesn't, stuff gets a little confusing), and sends out-
Letter?: Aha!
-but the Doublade appears to have been replaced by a small, penguin-like figure-
Ever: You're going to be no help at all, are you?
Letter: I don't know, are you willing to adhere to my demands?
Ever: No.
-he hops over Letter, and sends out...-
Marmalade: ...
-a jar of marmalade-
Ever: I hate fucking April Fool's.
PEFE!Every: Stay back!
Ever: So much for science. Have we not established that isn't going to work?
-his voice becomes gentler, or as gentle as a humming, ambient drone can get-
-it's Ever, so pretty gentle-
Look, whatever this Aegislash did to Brie and me, it's pretty clear it's affecting you as well. I know you wouldn't be doing this if you weren't being compelled somehow.
Don't leave me.
PEFE!Every: I...I can't...I can't leave Frey.
-she shudders, and a tear runs down her cheek. Ever blinks-
Ever: ...Oh. Oh, that fucker.
Are you angry?
PEFE!Every: It's not Frey's fault. It's so lonely...I had to bring it back.
Ever: You know, this is why I wanted to leave it in Kalos in the first place.
-he narrows...something. In a region that might be a face-
Frey, right? You're lonely?
So lonely. You wouldn't leave me, would you?
Ever: You didn't give me a choice. I get it, you want people around, but this isn't the way to go about it.
I have to! Otherwise they'll leave!
Ever: Then that's their choice.
Come on...
I get it. You're made out of bits of PEFE!Every's thoughts, specifically the parts that are scared of being abandoned again. But there's a difference between you and her.
No there's not!
PEFE!Every: No there's not!
Ever: She's scared of being left alone, to the point where she'll hurt herself to try and please others. But you? You hurt everyone else for your own happiness.
I don't!
-Ever tilts...it's probably a head-
Ever: Maybe, if you can't get people to stay without hurting them, you don't deserve them.
PEFE!Every: NO!
NO!
-Frey lunges forward, piercing through the solenoid collection-
-and midnight strikes, everything reverting back to normal-
-Brie is herself again-
-Ever is himself again-
-Marmalade and Letter are themselves again-
-PEFE!Every's circle turns out to have been drawn wrong, and isn't a circle so much as a weird wobbly loop-
-and Frey is buried in Ever's chest. Intangible as always, so Ever isn't dead...but also very trapped-
Ever: Gotcha~
edited 1st Apr '18 9:08:02 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
<I'm gonna need a lot of time travel to catch up on what I missed.>
At the other Deoxys, <Hail and well met.>
At Sholto.
<Oh hey, what brings you back to the OU?>
Hacks is sitting next to Silas, looking happier now that his bro is safe.
<Sorry about the threats by the way Gogie.>
Before Leo could think of what to do with the giant Alolan Exeggutor, Leo suddenly woke up in a bed similar to the one he was sleeping in in the Castelia City Pokemon Center.
Leo had his Poke Form scarf and his phone in his pocket, and he was back to normal.
Curious, he looked through his phone, specifically, in his photo gallery, seeing if he could find the photos he took. Sure enough, he did.
He saw his bag, which was on the other side of the room, and he got up to check the nightstand near the bed, and his Poke Balls were in there.
He left his room and tried to look for a similar door to where Blitzwing came out of when everything happened, and sure enough, there was a Hydreigon in the bed, with the scarf he gave him under him.
Not really in the mood to wake up a Hydreigon, considering it was midnight, Leo just went back to his room and back to bed.
[insert something relating to myself here]
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"Okay, no one yet... So do we just keep walking until we find them?"
Friendo: <Yes, we-> They stop and pull out a watch. <Egads, we're running out of real-world time!>
"I'm sorry what"
Friendo: <We're going to have to settle all of this in a montage!>
"You mean like the technique of film editing in which this is used to present an idea or set of interconnected ide-"
Rikuo and Tabitha, surrounded by similar purple auras as Mr. Bitey was, jump down from the top of one of the supports and land miraculously without hurting themselves. Both transform into humanoid versions of themselves and rush at Daydre and Friendo.
Daydre transforms as well, to this music
TM
"Uh hey is the music different or-"
Friendo: <NO TIME TO WORRY ABOUT THAT JUST GO>
Daydre shrugs and rushes forward.
The two parties clash, kicking up a large dustcloud.
Tabitha is wailing over Rikuo's collapsed body. Daydre is facing away in grief. Then the former two's Pokeballs reappear, everyone realizes Rikuo's not dead, and the two mons are returned.
Daydre, already transformed, stands on the top of a building. Azure, Sylvie, The Punisher and Hellebore stand across from her, striking flamboyant poses and surrounded by that same old purple aura. Tabitha, Rikuo, Mr. Bitey, and Friendo spectate from the sidelines.
Azure, Sylvie, The Punisher, and Hellebore: <We, The Fae Four, will defeat you!>
Mr. Bitey: <Waitasecond! I'm part fairy! Why wasn't I invited to this?!>
Tabitha: <Is that really the most of our problems right now?>
Daydre and the Fae Four rush at each other and get into a big ball of violence. Hellebore is very carefully placed out of the way of danger before anyone actually starts anything, though.
Daydre has leaped off the building in order to catch Azure. The rest of the Fae Four watch in suspense... Until The Punisher remembers he can fly and Sylvie makes him go get them.
Rowan, outlined by the moon, all his tails flared out, slowly turns to face Daydre.
"I should've known you'd be the last.."
Rowan: <...>
Rowan wordlessly shifts to a humanoid form and sends a Heat Wave at Daydre.
Daydre and Rowan are holding onto each other as they fall off the building. Daydre is screaming something to the effect of a "I Know You're In There Speech" that Rowan can't really hear because of the wind rushing by, but regardless the purple mist comes out of him. Both of them are briefly relieved, until they both remember they've fallen off a building and are currently hurtling to the pavement below.
At the last second The Punisher again remembers he has The Power of Flight and goes to rescue them.
Everyone is celebrating the ordeal being over, when....
off the shits
pain peko
Lucina: "You will not stop my festivity!"
-She fires a Bunny Blast (yes, that's what I'm calling it) at f!Grima, drawing her Falchion with the other hand as she runs at the dragon-god who took away almost everything she ever loved. At her side, Laurent draws his Levin Sword.-
Laurent: "Your end will come swiftly!"
-A gray-haired Pegasus Knight charges in, Silver Lance in hand.-
Sumia: "Sorry I'm late!"
-She gets closer to Robin and leans down, offering a hand.-
edited 1st Apr '18 9:36:03 PM by SwiftSeraph
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Dunsparce Cloud
Frey: <...>
Ever: ...You don't want to go tangible.
Frey: <...>
Ever: You're out of a host, if you go tangible now you'll have killed me and broken the Vow and Brie will probably return the favor.
Brie: -nods-
Frey: <I...I don't want...>
Ever: Listen, okay? I get the sense you can't actively control me while you're occupying my body, or you would have. I'm not exactly sure how that works—
PEFE!Every: Something to do with Mew, I believe.
Ever: Uh. Right. Anyway, you'll find that my emotional pressure points don't occupy the same space as Pef's. So don't try it.
-...-
Ever: -more gently- You did something bad. You can fix it. Okay?
Frey: <...>
-the sword bobs up and down in a nod. Ever makes a face-
Brie: You okay?
Ever: Don't try this at home.
Brie: We are at home.
Ever: And it's a terrible idea.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Eclipse the Moon
Tigre: It's okay! Here! Come inside!
Shun is pulled by surprising force into the house by Tigre, with Leone following after.
The inside of the house matches the dilapidated look of the outside of the house, though it is surprisingly neat and tidy for being as worn as it looks. Paint and wallpaper fleck and peel at certain points, exposed wooden parts have the markings of constant freezing, there are stains and burn markings in the carpet and furniture - but there has been an active attempt to clean out the stains and sew back up the holes, and the strong scent of cleaning supplies, Sitrus based air fresher and the faintest hint of stale cigarette smoke wafts throughout the entire house.
Tigre lets go of Shun once he's inside and softly closes the door, before she and Leone stand before Shun.
Tigre: Oh! I'm Tigre! And, as you uh... seen. This is my brother, Leone.
Leone is still twiddling his fingers. There seems to be a... current moving between them? With black aura clouding the current?
Leone: Hi! I'm... I'm sorry again... I didn't mean to zap you....
Tigre: Leone's kinda like Papa. Only, instead of making things cold and freezy, he makes things...
Tigre gestures with her hands, trying to figure out the words of what to say to Shun.
Tigre: Lightning-y? Sparky? He can make things "Bzzt! Bzzt!" with his hands!
Tigre taps her fingers and her thumbs together when making the "Bzzt Bzzt" sound. Leone perks up with a smile.
Leone: Yeah! Sparky! Bzzt bzzt!
Leone does the same movements, only he actually does have sparks of electricity and Obscura coming from his hands as he does so.
edited 1st Apr '18 9:55:04 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
The Wanderer
Upper Atmosphere
-Fighting in freefall-
Judith: -Just keeps shooting- Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Wanderer: Trades blows with the Loudred before he and Pikachu turn into light and shoot past them at relativistic speeds, finishing with a graser beam/Thunder combo-
Loudred: -Goes flying down faster-
Judith: -Lines up before shooting the Loudred right in the face with her laser rifle-
Loudred: <BWAH!>
-Falls... elsewhere, smoking from the combined attacks-
Wanderer: ...Well they're probably not going to be a problem again anytime soon.
Judith: Yeah, but Pikachu and I are gonna go splat soon.
Wanderer: Right, right, forget you guys are relatively squishy sometimes.
-Snaps his fingers and the trio turns into wind itself-
edited 1st Apr '18 9:54:47 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
pain peko
-Twelve chimes again. The day is done.-
-Jessica's hair and fur are turned back to their normal color, altough the hair retains a streak of pink. The Ocarina loses its Triforce painting, and a quick test confirms it to now be a normal - if high-quality - ocarina.-
Jessica: "Shame about the color."
-The ocarina turns to a familiar shade of red. Jessica fingerguns the fourth wall.-
-A portal opens.-
Shauna: "That answers that question."
Shaun: "Yep."
Shauna: "Well, uh...see ya around."
Shaun: "Not to be rude, but isn't that the opposite of what we want?"
-Shauna shrugs.-
Shauna: "I'll bring James next time."
Shaun: "The world can't handle two of them."
Shauna: "Fair."
"I bet that Gogi's free in my verse."
Shaun: "Probably."
"Good luck."
Shauna: "You too."
Jessica: "Hey! You're just gonna leave without saying goodbye?"
-She hugs Shauna and gives her a quick peck on the cheek. Shaun tries to figure out if he should be upset or not.-
Jessica: "Say hi to James for me, please."
Shauna: "Uh, I will."
"Should we exchange numbers, Shaun?"
Shaun: "Uh, in case we ever talk to Sholto or, uh, what's-"
Shauna: "Ceres."
Shaun: "Sure. It's [number]."
Shauna: "Funny. Mine's the same thing but the last four numbers are reversed."
Shaun: "I'm not suprised. See ya, Shauna."
Shauna: "Bye, guys."
-She steps into the portal.-
-There's a loud "pop".-
-Lyra, Oberon, Christina, and Olivia turn back into Pokémon.-
-Elizabeth frowns as she loses her ears and tail.-
-Camilla just...her outfit just changed into her normal one.-
-And she wields a Nohrian Silver Axe-
-Then she turns back into a Kirlia.-
Camilla: <Ohh, and here I thought I got my curves back...>
edited 1st Apr '18 10:03:44 PM by SwiftSeraph
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-Gail looks at the clock, and sees the time...-
-and then slowly, grinning at Mezzo as she does, removes the pillow from under her dress-
Mezzo: . . .
-Gail smirks, and then bursts out laughing-
Gail: Ahahahahaha! I can't believe it worked! April Fools!
Mezzo: I hate you so much right now.
Dark Eevee: <Please master, I only want to help you.>
Forte: You can start by not staring at me like that... and maybe figuring out what happened to Marine too.
Dark Eevee: <Don't you love me, master?>
-as the black hole grows larger, it suddenly inverts itself, and a Vaporeon's head pops out-
Marine: <Oof! It's really cramped in there... uh, hi.>
Fortis: Hi, miss fish Eevee!
Marine: <Oh, not you again... uh, hold on one sec, I think I can get this fixed.>
-Marine crawls through the black hole, and with a "pop" Astral returns to normal-
Astral: <Pew!>
Fortis: Oh my gosh! You're okay!
Noelle: Thank goodness.
-and Marine pops back into existence here-
-as he does, the Dark Eevee disappears-
-and the other four Eeveelutions lose the deathly pallor and bloodstained eyes as midnight strikes-
Marine: <Oof. Glad to have that over with.>
-as Pianis flees from the staff he crashes straight into an exit door he didn't see before-
-and ends up right back in his cabin-
Pianis: Well, that was something.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
... A large cloud of purple smoke descends from the sky and begins funneling itself into Friendo.
"!!!"
Daydre and all her mons turn to face them.
Friendo: <Ahaha! Fools! You fell hook line and sinker for my trap! Now you have allowed me to regain all of my power! That purple mist was a part of me this whole time, and by knocking it out of your friends you allowed me to reclaim it!>
"Oh no! How could you do this, to us!" -Hey, is Daydre reading something off her hand? No, couldn't be.
Friendo: <I was never your friend! Now I will destroy you, and this world with it!>
"No you won't! With the power of- Uh, hey Friendo what does this say?"
Friendo: <Our bonds, it says our bonds. We went over this, were you not paying attention>
"You're the one who wanted to do this bit, not me. With the power of our bonds, I will defeat you!"
Friendo: <We have to do it like this otherwise the cruel deity governing AFD won't let us leave Prepare thyself!>
Friendo fully absorbs the cloud. Their body grows several pairs of humanoid arms and one pair of human legs. Their dragonfly wings split and reform until they've become five full pairs of Vikavolt wings. Friendo rises further into the air, and with a bright flash of light a runic halo forms behind them.
Daydre, already transformed, simply brandishes her kitchen knife.
After a hard fought battle that would take longer than the amount of time I have left to write, Daydre stands over Friendo's wounded body.
Friendo: <.. Why.. do you.. spare me?>
"I'll be frank; I don't want to kill you, I want to keep this vaguely family friendly, and this'll all be over tomorrow anyway."
She pats them on the head.
"This was fun and all, but I kinda want to go home and take a very long nap now."
Friendo tiredly nods and the scene fades to white.
Daydre's eyes flash open and she sits bolt upright. Friendo, who was lying on top of her, is jostled awake and accordion noises confusedly.
".. That was a weird dream. Oh well, glad it was ov-" She cuts off when she notices she's still wearing her magical girl costume.
"..."
Friendo makes a "what have I been doing for the past 24 hours" kind of accordion noise.
edited 1st Apr '18 10:43:50 PM by Daydre
off the shits
Fwomph
3PM, July 2, [Sydney Australia Analogue]
-Doing the date line thing worked, Susan's back to normal but is suffering a bit of jet lag as she, Pent and a recently-arriving Latias sit around a cafe in the airport arrivals building-
Susan: Egh... There's so much I wanted to do today...
Wasn't that bad. The chocolate was fine, the shenanigans did no lasting damage and weren't distinctly horrific.
Latias: And it's mid afternoon on a warm day and we're on the coast so... Sue, beach date? Pleeease~?
-Susan gives a slightly sleepy huff-
Susan: But I wanted to do the thing...
Latias: Dear, honey. You're a bunny every day of the year, does it really matter if you choose to get chocolate involved on a day other than some silly human holiday for a religion you don't observe beyond the commercial level?
-Pent glances up from his coffee-
She's right you know.
Susan: Fiiiine, lemme wake up some more and we'll go swimming.
Heh, you two have fun. I'm gonna go do some ambling, maybe shadow back to Unova now that it's after midnight...
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
-Veld frowns-
Veld: <You are a peculiar fellow, but I must ask you to vacate the premises.>
-she stretches out an armwing, tossing Jacket back with Confusion-
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?