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Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#532301: Mar 19th 2018 at 3:29:00 PM

Dewford

Channah: -wanders outside, glances around, and sees Tagg in the tree. She goes over and sits patiently at the trunk, answering some texts-

Garrett: Hey, are you still alive?

Me: yeah

Garrett: Okay, awesome. Just checking.

Me: Are you still here

Garrett: Yep! You were right, Hoenn is awful. I'm really starting to come around to your philosophy of avoidance, you know? People are not worth dumping our precious time into, especially the [Japanese].

Me: we are [japanese]

Garrett: Not in the way that ~matters~ I found your house, checked it out. Just the outside. It's... quaint. Really surprised that you chose to live here of all places. You should come to Angela.

Me: nah

Garrett: The weather's nice, there's celebrities everywhere, and the [Americans] are obese but friendly. They're laughable trainers. Move out there with me and feel superior just by virtue of being yourself. It'll work wonders for your ego. Mine, anyway.

Me: Are you trying to quit smoking again ?

Garrett: Nice.

Garrett: Hello?

Garrett: plz, validate meeeeeeeeeeee

Garrett: At least come visit me sometime. Since I came to see you.

Garrett: Hell, forget that, come get me out of Mossdeep. I walked into a fish market and I can't get out.

Me: nah but hey if you want company there's a good [Italian] restaurant out there

Me: Waiters are really attentive.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
memyselfandI2 Dunsparce Cloud from The Biosphere Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Dunsparce Cloud
#532302: Mar 19th 2018 at 3:42:36 PM

 Megavonne 

- Ever smiles and pays-

Ever: Thank you for your help.

-recalling his mons, he heads out of the store-

edited 19th Mar '18 3:43:14 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#532303: Mar 19th 2018 at 3:51:11 PM

 Dewford 

-Peering down from the tree-

Something going on?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#532304: Mar 19th 2018 at 3:56:02 PM

Dewford

Channah: Just spam. Do you have any plans coming up?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#532305: Mar 19th 2018 at 4:08:11 PM

 Dewford Town 

-Climbing down-

There's getting your passenger a new vehicle, but apart from that... not really. Our enemies are quiet and everyone else is handling the other stuff I can think of.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#532306: Mar 19th 2018 at 4:16:23 PM

Dewford

Channah: 'kay. I just wanna get out and do stuff, for some reason. Hm... -thinks- You wanna go anywhere?

-her mons are tossing the Pupitar back and forth like a handegg in the background, complete with punts and touchdowns-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#532307: Mar 19th 2018 at 4:29:16 PM

 Dewford 

Should I...?

-To Channah-

Well... there are a couple places, but it depends on how you feel about snow.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#532308: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:05:54 PM

Dewford

Channah: It's snow problem with me.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#532309: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:08:10 PM

Mauville

Jamie: <Shaun! You never told me they made cotton candy soda!>

Shaun: "I never really liked it."

Jamie: <Can I get a cup? Please?>

Shaun: "Of course, Jamie."

Jamie: <Yay! Thank you!>


Textspace

To: Diane

From: Jessica

Hey

Ur a birb scientist

I kno a prospective birb scientist

Lets do this

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#532310: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:09:58 PM

To: Jessica
From: Diane

you have my attention

SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#532311: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:18:26 PM

To: Diane

From: Jessica

Ok so Ace is getting married soon

(Shh don't tell any1)

Maggie gave him his first PEFE test and Tagg offered to give him his last test

U can see where im going with this

It feels appropriate

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#532312: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:24:46 PM

 Dewford 

-Eyebrow raise-

Okay then, you ready for teleportation?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#532313: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:26:03 PM

Pinwheel Forest

Steelix: <It infected me and those Rabbids like a virus... But It seems to be spreading through the cyborg fellow.>

-he gestures to some pipes leading up the tower-

<There's a pipe path up the tower. Do be careful, chaps.>

-they slither off-

Reina: -to Megan- Apparently it did, but this doesn't seem like that Glitch at all...

Lina: Should we head upward, then?

Agrabah

Marina: <Okay, Iago, what happened? Tell us the truth.>

Contact Me!
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#532314: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:31:49 PM

Dewford

Channah: I think snow, yeah.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#532315: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:41:02 PM

Agrabah

Iago: -to the Minun- <What I got? I got nothing!>

Aladdin: <I don't know... I do need to go, but he was Jafar's right hand bird...>

Iago: <Was! He kicked me out! I was gonna look out for myself, but that didn't work so well... I... I wanna turn myself around!>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#532316: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:44:53 PM

Pinwheel Forest

".. Well, we probably won't achieve anything by leaving or staying here, so. Upwards it is?"

Mauville

EMPEROR "I!... Still don't know. Do they have any other outposts than the one that's in Unova?"

off the shits
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#532317: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:46:16 PM

 Dewford 

I feel like this is mindcape punishment... -_-

Xatu?

Xatu: -Blip-

 [Sakhalin], north of the Battle Zone 

-Far enough that Stark Mountain itself is far in the background-

Okay, now we walk.

 Pinwheel 

Ann: Yeah I'd have to agree with Lina here.

edited 19th Mar '18 5:46:44 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#532318: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:50:40 PM

To: Jessica
From: Diane

oh shit count me in

wait tho are the "married" and "pefe test" bullet points related or were they just separate points in the same text

Asterisk395 No voice to cry suffering from Hallownest Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
No voice to cry suffering
#532319: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:50:48 PM

Fusewheel Forest

Megan: -to Reina- ...that's...kinda concerning.

Pippy: -to the Steelix- <You be careful as well!>

Vee: -reformed, to Lina, Daydre, Ann- <Yeah, let's.>

Agrabah

Minun: <...boring.>

Human!Thespi: Exciting! So you've seen the error of your ways and seek to join the heroes? Fantastic!

-to Aladdin- Fear not, for we, a bunch of mysterious strangers showing up at about the same time as mysterious happenings, can handle this for you!

Human!Ceal: W-we can?

Human!Thespi: We can! Unless this is one of those "ignorant foreigner messes around with local ruins and unleashes a horrible curse on the land" stories! ^_^

Minun: <...exciting.> :)

Plusle: <You don't have any of those, do you? Asking for a friend.>

edited 19th Mar '18 5:54:03 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#532320: Mar 19th 2018 at 5:53:41 PM

(Sakhalin)

Channah: -zips up her jacket and looks around, following- Hm. Alright, sleet the way...

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#532321: Mar 19th 2018 at 6:02:39 PM

 Deep in [Sakhalin] 

-Walking forward-

By Arceus these puns, maybe they'll just scare the predators away. -_-

edited 19th Mar '18 6:02:48 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#532322: Mar 19th 2018 at 6:08:20 PM

(Sakhalin)

Channah: -absently- Pretty sure it'd sleigh them. :} Where are we going?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#532323: Mar 19th 2018 at 6:11:40 PM

To: Diane

From: Jessica

Well they were unrelated

If u wanna connet em just let me kno

Since im the wedding planner

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#532324: Mar 19th 2018 at 6:15:42 PM

To: Jessica
From: Diane

oh okay good bc i was about to say connecting the two might get a teensy bit too unprofessional even for us

but like, coolio

i'll be plotting a nefarious scheme thinking up a test for him

(also you cant just tell me he's getting married and not tell me the juicy details gosh)

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#532325: Mar 19th 2018 at 6:40:03 PM

 Forest 

-To Channah-

Okay little bird, we're headed to a place that requires you to be willing to bet your own life to reach by walking through this forest.

edited 19th Mar '18 6:40:30 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

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