ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Luckily, one cape is fitted to Swablu-shaped individuals, and isn't as awkward as it could be. Still a bit, but not too bad.-

-Soleil likewise puts hers on, flapping her wings a bit to let it billow in a small gust-

Soleil: <Yeah! Now I really feel like a proper hero!>

DU-T4: They are also easily detachable, to prevent getting snagged on dangerous objects.

Soleil: <So prepared. Let's go!>

-They head out, on their way to their incredibly exciting first mission.-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Pollen: <GO!>

Megan: Uh—

Rabbid!Megan: BWAAAAAAAAA—

-and Rabbid!Megan, hammer trailing fire, is launched at the gathered boxes-

Thespi: <Up, up, and awaaaaaaay!>

-she floats upwards, looking for...something-

Tripod: -meanwhile, tunes their antenna, listening for any news on Ratigan (or, failing that, an interesting music channel)-

Ceal: <Er, th-they can carry you, if you like!>

Tripod: -chirps in confirmation-

Plusle: <They're good at that!>

Minun: -nods-

Plusle: -slowly backing the pair of them further behind Tripod, out of their field of vision- <They are excellent at what they do, so experienced and skilled, their talents are in such high demand—>

-with a crackle of electricity, the pair of lightning bunnies suddenly shoot into the air away from the group, before their movement is arrested by the same invisible force from earlier-

Tripod: -chiiiiirp?-

Plusle: <Ugh, fiiiine, we'll stay clooose...>

Minun: -floating upside-down- <...>

-...-

Ceal: -to Enzo- <P-please. W-we're g-good with one of two informants we've met s-so far. I-I'd r-really rather not deal with a bad one right now...>

-a bit of sharp faeness trickles into their tone-

edited 5th Mar '18 7:44:00 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Lou: Time. What am I at, Carol?

Carol: <Shit, you got 4:58:972 this time. Keep it up and you might WR.>

Lou: Awesome.

-Lou steps back from the machine, bowing.-

Lou: What, you think I'm not going to show off?

 Stormchaser 

Oh.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Down: <Hm...>

-To Kaine-

<Well, which way to that king you were hoping to speak to?>

Shinobi: -Continues to hold the ghostie-

<...Yeah...>

-Fortunately he's already mostly pink-

<You okay?>

-Patpat-

edited 5th Mar '18 7:53:28 PM by BlitzTrain

Vi: "Uh... alright then. Glad for your enthusiastic support."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Veilstone Arcade

Colt stared at Leo and breathed. He crushed the can of Lemonade against his skull and threw it behind his shoulder and let it land into the trash can. He continued through the level and executed the [Minus World Glitch].

Wordlessly, he walked outside.

Colton facepalmed.

Through the door, most every machine except for the ones they’d use were unplugged. The trash cans toppled over, fortuitously designed so nothing would scatter on the ground.

He elected to stay outside and sit against the doorway, contemplating his skill in games and how it paled in comparison to this dude.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Izana: waves a wing- <How do you do, fellow kid?>

-Yep, upon the shots and collision from Rabbid Megan there is a massive explosion-

-The Carnivibbid is gone-

-The Rabbid and Carnivine reappear here-

-After looking around in confusion they see each other and resume their bickering-

-The Froslass is Aerial Aced and Shadow Balls-

-The Azumarill is Countered and Aqua Jets-

-As the others fight, Patrick and his Ninetales, along with a Weavile and Granbull, approach, but no words are exchanged between him and my party yet-

Voyd: Great! See you around! Hopefully soon because, you know, uh, potential multiversal apocalypse if you don't? No pressure.

-aaaaaaand he vanishes-

edited 5th Mar '18 8:41:48 PM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

Channah: -pauses, blinks at Izana, then types and backspaces multiple times-

Montanari: -his voice drifts in from the kitchen- <Are you feeling unwell? Do you need anything?>

Channah: -says nothing, typing still while what sounds like a metal pan crashes to the floor in the kitchen-

Montanari: <Good. Please let any of us know if you do. We're ah, just having some impromptu baking lessons courtesy of Big Savings and Mari. And welcome, Izana.>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Stormchaser 

edited 6th Mar '18 12:48:20 AM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Lou: what the fuck Phoenix: what the fuck

Whittington

<My dear sir, language, there are hypothetical children watching!>

-He takes a quick glance around the streetscape-

<As well as non-hypothetical children, local ones>

Pinwheel Bwahrest

Alright team that's a good takedown. Now we just need to uh...

-He takes a quick glance around the battlefield-

Where did our freaky fusion friend go?

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

So of note for Tripod, they probably couldn't hear any music. They'd be more likely to catch wireless telegrams. There's some interesting stuff going on, like relatives trying to contact each other, some people trying to find their child, and something about the reports of someone's death being highly exaggerated, but nothing to do with Ratigan specifically.

Copper starts getting ready to follow a scent and Basil is about to go after Dawson when he hears what Enzo says and narrows his eyes at him.

Basil: <Sir, if you have any information critical to this case, then out with it.>

Dawson, meanwhile, hears Rei's comment.

Dawson: <Well, um, we were about to split up, one party taking to the skies while another follows that Lycanroc in hopes of tracking down Ratigan as well as those pirates you're interested in, but we may have some new information that will affect that, perhaps.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-As the newfound Bronze Bird cadets make it to the cave, a number of local Pokemon chatter and whisper amongst themselves.-

Soleil: <So, uh, this is the place, right?>

Semigloss: <Uh...>

-she flies forward, crashing headlong into the cave. Thanks to her small size and low flying speed, she's not very hurt by the impact-

<Yep. That's granite.>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

-Luka is Aqua Jetted.-

~Water/Fairy, eh? Dear, distract this rabbit for a moment.~

-Typhoon rushes at the Azumarill with a Metal Claw while Luka closes his eyes and takes a deep breath.-

AU!Shaun: "..."

-He swings himself onto Solarfax's back, eyes narrowed at Patrick.-

AU!Shaun: "Keep your guard up."

-Solarfax nods, snorts, and paws - well, hooves - at the ground.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Veilstone Arcade

If Lou went outside to ask Colt if he knew what that loud noise was, he wouldn’t find anything, as Xatu had teleported Colt home.

Pinwheel Mishmash

“Well that’s that,” Colt remarked as he drew Kazuma out and let him stand under Sylveon’s Wish. He was back in fighting form, but he was returned along with Sylveon. He himself was incredibly fatigued, so he chugged a Lemonade and exhaled. The ensuing coughing fit made him forget the pain a bit. “So, what’s next?” He asked.

Whittington

“<Okay then,>” Amaterasu and Rei chorused as they tracked down the Lycanroc.

“和,” the former’s shirt now read.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

-Soleil laughs-

Soleil: <Careful!>

-She looks into the cave, and poofs up.-

Soleil: <All right, let's do this. Here we go!>

-The chattering fades as they head inward, and the only sounds are echoing drips of water within.-

Semigloss: <I'm fine!>

-she chirps, and flies after Soleil, landing on a rock-

<Mom always said it was dark in caves, but I can see just fine...>

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Soleil: <I think it gets darker as we get deeper? We still have the light from the entrance, at least.>

-The standard path is, of course, rather straightforward, with a steady slope leading downward along a lit path to what looks like a wide room. There is an occasional quiet shuffling sound coming from this direction.-

-However, since the two are birds, there is also the upper, less-traveled path, leading into darkness.-

Berry Bubble: {This world is strange.}

Celena: {No stranger than ours.}

Berry Bubble: {Fair.}

-He munches on a Poké Bean.-

Berry Bubble: {...you got any family back home, Lena?}

Celena: {...kind of, I guess? I don't know if I'd call them that or just close friends. They're all Celesteelas, though. That's just how it is in our bit.}

Berry Bubble: {I know what you mean. I don't live with the other Blacephalons, though.}

Celena: {What about you?}

Berry Bubble: {I'm an orphan! But I have five best friends, so...}

Celena: {That's horrible.}

Berry Bubble: {Yeah, but...life's good. Was, anyway.}

Celena: {Are your friends all Blacephalon?}

Berry Bubble: {Nah. There's me, a Nihilego, a Pheromosa, a Buzzwole, a Xurkitree, and a Celesteela.}

Celena: {Huh.}

-They both nom on some beans and stare at the horizon, longing for home.-

---

Rowlet!Shaun: <Take this!>

-Razor Leaves are thrown at Beowulf.-

Jessica: <Are you really feeling it, Shaun?>

Shaun: <Jess I will come over there and kick your ass type advantages be damne-OH PALKIA>

-He dodges some Psycho Cuts.-

Shaun: <CHEAP MOVE>

Beowulf: <You seem to think our enemies will play fair.>

Shaun: <...>

<...why does my stomach feel weird?>

-Shaun glows white...and emeges as a Dartrix.-

Shaun: <Fuckin' sweet>

Jessica: <It's your emo forme!>

Beowulf: <Not bad, Shaun. Keep this up->

Shaun used Sucker Punch!

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Semigloss: <Oh, right!>

-she looks between the two options-

<Well, uh...I don't hear much coming from that room, right? If there were an emergency there, it would be loud, I think? So it's probably the other way.>

-she takes off, heading towards the path into darkness-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Soujin sees Patrick.

Soujin: "Hey, What's going on? Why'd you attack us?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.