The Wanderer
Meet The New Boss
-What's this? A mysterious pixelated force is swatting the flyers trying to get up by themselves down-
-Those going through the pipes are more successful, but are immediately mobbed by the Rabbids even as previous attacks disintegrate a fair few-
Metang: <I'm not sure what you all are here for... Is it to cause more trouble?>
Svin: <No! We're trying to rescue peeps!>
Metang: <A rescue mission?>
-Vi and her Metagross may see a figure in a black coat waving at them-
-Notably they are the ONLY peoplemons who can see the figure-
edited 27th Feb '18 5:57:05 PM by Umbramatic
Contact Me!
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: <Agh, just. Nothing. I've just been feeling outta sorts lately.>
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
The Flamebringer
"Is that guy waving at us?"
Metagross: ~Yeah.~
Vi approaches cautiously. "Hello?"
Regardless, he goes through one of the tubes, and immediately starts slashing with his swords.
Rabbid!Rin follows him and starts throwing grenades.
Rin continues cursing Thespi.
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Flying Colors
From: Kai
Yeah
I bring this up because apparently Ho-oh assigned me to take care of his daughter for a year???
Corrin: O-oh, yes, what Artoria said.
-She takes off her own armband-
Soleil: <Oh, cool! It's just like a Dragonstone, right? Except, like, backwards.>
Corrin: <I did make that comparison before, yes.>
edited 27th Feb '18 6:23:18 PM by BittersweetNSour
The Pokémon Genius
Iri Manor
-The twins are lounging around, with wine, whiskey, and taking turns switching off from playing [Monster Hunter] whenever one dies and taking a drink every time one fails to dodge in time or dies. This was a poor set of rules for a drinking game for this game-
-Jacob is playing while Verax is messing with his phone-
Verax: "Hey Jakes, have you seen those weird: "Type the following and let your phone finish out the sentence" things?"
Jacob: "Supposed to show you what you talk about the most, right? Well, I have no desire to see."
Regina : <Knowing you, it'd be something silly and defensive.>
Jacob : "I'm willing to bet my house that Verax's would be flirty."
Verax: "The only way I'd bet against that is if I just got a new phone."
Jacob: "At any rate, I have nothing to pro-"
Verax: "Well then let's test it! This is your phone so-"
Jacob: "Wait wha I HAVE PERSONAL THINGS ON THA-"
Verax: " "Dammit Janet, I ... am the best trainer in all of Hoenn." Dude how many times have you said tha-"
-Regina, and Verax both are knocked over by a blur of movement as Jacob, now clutching his phone tighter than an emaciated imp creature would hold a ring of invisibility with wide, wild, hostile eyes-
Verax: "..." -He geeeeently pushes himself off the ground- "Jakes... are you o-"
Jacob: "SKRAAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Verax: 0-0
Regina: <You should have learned not to push that button.>
Jacob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Verax: "why tho"
edited 27th Feb '18 6:29:45 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
pain peko
Shaun: "What, did the Beheeyem not do a good job?"
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
No voice to cry suffering
Rain!Thespi: <OOF!>
-she's hit hard by the mysterious force, and sent spiraling downwards-
~There's a time and place for everything! But not now!~ -. —- *
Rain!Thespi: <Blargh, the Rules...>
-she gets the warm(?) (for a theater nerd?) feeling that someone, somewhere is saying her name, or at least something otherwise vaguely descriptive of her-
-she also gets something of a chill, but that's unrelated, probably-
-probably-
-still falling- <...Welp, time to improv Plot Thread B.>
-she accelerates downwards and ducks into the pipe Megan and company went through-
No mind to think. No will to break.
Shinobi: <Yeah, that sounds like him>
-Looking at the map- <Ew, desert towns>
Down: -Sitting on Shinobi's shoulder and has totally been with the party the whole time- <What's wrong with desert people?>
Shinobi: <...What? No, I mean. Is there literally anything about this body that implies I enjoy heatstroke, dehydration or getting microscopic pieces of rock stuck to my tongue?>
-The bird just chuckles as he goes back to looking over the map-
<Hmm... Eh?>
-To the Metang-
<Yeah, we might stand out but we're not planning on causing trouble, just passing through>
-Beat-
<Unless this is a town is just one big kidnapping ring, but that seems unlikely>
-Back to the 'meeting-
<Anyway. There's enough of us I guess we could try splitting up to save time...>
edited 27th Feb '18 7:14:04 PM by BlitzTrain
Dunsparce Cloud
To: Kai
From: Brie
oh
um
wow that's a whole lot? o_o
Like not even just because birds but because actual deity? o_o;
Like I'm from Kanto so Ho-oh's def always been more peripheral to my life but that's still pretty wow :V
But I'm okay with talking about it whenever! @_@
Brie: I...I don't think I'm ever going to get used to how much Legendaries just...hang around you guys.
Ever: Kai?
-Brie just nods-
Ever: Heh, yeah...
To: Iridis 1
From: Ever
this is why u dont use autocorrect lol
-Ever looks up, meaning to continue his conversation with PEFE!Every, but she's already left the room. He shrugs, and goes to sit by Brie-
-she's sitting on her bed, staring at a wall-
I need you to stop talking, okay?
Please. I need them too.
They're important to me. I won't let you hurt them.
We won't hurt them. I just want them to be close to us. So they'll never leave.
They won't leave. They've promised.
How much does a promise mean?
' We've been over this.
I'm begging you. We have to be sure.
-PEFE!Every suddenly twitches, as a hilt protrudes from her chest. She grabs it, and rather painlessly removes...-
-an entire Aegislash-
You know this is the only way.
I...
Anything else isn't good enough.
You're wrong.
-PEFE!Every focuses, and drives the Aegislash back into herself. Rather than impaling her, it just quietly disappears-
-she's left alone in the room, staring at the wall again-
...
-Semigloss stares in shock-
Semigloss: <...So you can just...become a human?>
<...>
<...I mean, I guess you can't fly anyway, so it's not that bad, but...well, uh, okay.>
edited 27th Feb '18 7:06:18 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The Flamebringer
<Hey, thumbs are useful.>
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
The Pokémon Genius
Stormchaser
-Jacob hops out from under the nearest piece of furniture, Regina behind him-
"HOW COULD YOU TELL WHAT WAS ON MY PHONE WITHOUT ME SENDING A MESSAGE MEMITO"
Verax: "please put me down"
-Jacob hoists Ever in to the air atop Verax- "NO"
Regina: -She sighs and facepalms, and waves to Ever- <Hello.>
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
We can head there, sure. We'll go for Lilycove.
And, yeah, we're meeting now, Pent.
From: maraudingSelachimorph
Mandrake: <If we split up, I will take the Village Fountain!>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Flying Colors
From: Kai
Yeah, right now I'm still sorta reeling from how sudden it all was
This is going to be a very interesting year that's for certain
Soleil: <Are you kidding? Something like that would be awesome! I miss having t h u m b s.>
Corrin: <T h u m b s...>
-They just sorta blink simultaneously.-
Corrin: <Why do I keep repeating it like that whenever someone mentions them?>
Bona-Fide Mastah
Village Fountain
-Kainé blink-
Kainé:<Doesn't that mean you aren't going anywhere.>
-Faceblade-
<Goddammit.>
Nier:<And I wouldn't suggest spreading ourselves too thin...maybe 2 groups at most...Kainé and I may be decent fighters but in numbers, Shades will overwhelm us...>
-Beat-
<And because of those things, I can safely assure you nothing is going on here. We have enough problems as it is.>
Dunsparce Cloud
To: Kai
From: Brie
yeah it def will! :o
I'm hoping it turns out to be a good one! ^_^
-Jacob-
Brie: AUGH SWEET LUGIA
Ever: -flopping across Verax and Jacob- Hello~
I just felt very strongly I should send you that text message at that moment~
Lovely to see you~
Also hi Verax we've never met but my Mimikyu speaks highly of you which is not really an endorsement
Brie: I'll endorse him. Hey, Verax!
Ever: Okay we're probably good hello~
Brie: ...So uh what just happened?
Semigloss: <I mean, I guess, but I prefer having wings...>
-she blinks at Soleil-
<You used to have thumbs?>
edited 27th Feb '18 7:29:53 PM by memyselfandI2
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Fwomph
Pinwheel Forest
-Pent... Needed to leave this battle, as much as it was important to fix this whole 'Unova's been merged with random stuff' situation it was likely more important to... He pondered for a moment, was it more important to sort out a threat that was powerful but contained compared to a threat that was less malevolent but actively within his world?-
-Right, yes. Probably either way he needed to duck off and at least get to the meetup... Alright so...-
-The shadows shu- Some pixelated force clips him as he darts into the shadows-
Lilycove
-Pent arrives. He's suddenly shocked and falls over once he arrives but he arrives-
C-crap, that's... Leg injury...
edited 27th Feb '18 7:31:44 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
The Flamebringer
Artoria nods. <If she's like Corrin she's from another universe and was transformed into a pokemon on arriving.>
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Shinobi: -Blinks- <Well, I was sort of assuming you two were the only ones Weiss is likely to recognize. But nobody mentioned anything about Shades>
edited 27th Feb '18 7:36:50 PM by BlitzTrain
The Wanderer
Route 121
-To Channah-
Oh, thought you were about to evolve. Any reason you can determine for that?
Pinwheel
Gekkota: -Attempts to climb up the platform while the Rabbids are distracted shooting at everyone else, Ann and Rabbid!Ann using covering fire to distract their foes-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
The Pokémon Genius
Stormchaser
Verax: "Who is this weird person you have laying on top of me now and how the hell does a Mimikyu know me. Also hey Brie! Lookin' good. Hope things have been going well!"
Jacob: "Lovely to see you. HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT TEXTING"
"BUT BRIE NOTHING IMPORTANT"
Verax: "I induced Gollum levels of fuckor and then Ever made it worse and then Jacob Jacob'd over here."
Jacob: "I AM NOT A VERB"
Verax: "In the context of this group yes, yes you are."
edited 27th Feb '18 7:50:33 PM by Verax
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
pain peko
-Ace returns with a Gallade on his back.-
Ace: <I couldn't find our Robin.>
Shaun: "That's fine."
-He takes one of Beowulf's hands. The other is offered to Lucina.-
Lucina: "Morgan's right."
-She takes Beowulf's hand and holds the other out to Cynthia.-
-The Companions - sans the newest members - sit around the table, eating a breakfast of watered-down wine, sweet rolls, strips of dried meat, and fruit. Actual fruits, not just Berries.-
Rowlet!Shaun: <What are you doing?>
-Jessica looks up from a sketchpad, a doggo looking over her shoulder.-
Jessica: <Nothing?>
-Shaun shrugs and throws some Razor Leaves to intercept Beowulf's Psycho Cut.-
Beowulf: <You're getting better.>
Shaun: <I should hope so.>
edited 27th Feb '18 8:11:25 PM by SwiftSeraph
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Flying Colors
From: Kai
Heh, yeah
I mean, they're symbols of good fortune, right? That's gotta count for something.
Soleil: <Yeah! I mean, don't get me wrong, wings are fun and all, but like, imagine being able to use either whenever you want!>
-She pauses, and looks at Corrin.-
Soleil: <...Think that thing would work for me?>
Corrin: <I... don't see why it wouldn't, I suppose.>
-A sour look crosses Kai's face.-
Kai: The Beheeyem was the problem. I got someone else to try to wipe it a while back, but surprise, the shitty memories resurfaced.
edited 27th Feb '18 8:01:41 PM by BittersweetNSour
Some Rando
Pinwheel Mishmash
Behind cover from Kazuma and Sunny, Colton looked at the message that caused his phone to buzz.
Xatu promptly materialized and teleported away with his and five other Pokéballs and the Orange Scarf in his psychic grip.
From: Colton Rever
They’re on the way now.
Lilycove City
Xatu flew in and landed before shaking Roy’s Luxury Ball and handing him the Orange Scarf before returning himself.
The Blaziken put on the scarf and returned to his original form, stretching before scooping up the Pokéballs and stuffing them into a pocket.
How would he know who to look for, he realized before he remembered where he came from. They’ll recognize either me or the scarf, he considered.
“So, Rei, Pyukumuku, Ammy, me, Xatu and Helmsman,” he muttered to himself. “And I gotta remember to try to keep in touch with Colt...”
Back in Pinwheel
Everyone continued firing, Colt instead switching over to Pot Shot and Kazuma trying to slam a Rabbid’s face in with Facepalm Over Two.
edited 27th Feb '18 8:03:48 PM by AbsentCoder
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Fortunately, Archer is a bird.
He takes flight, and charges at some of the hoppers, swinging his swords at them.
Rin: -completely soaked.- "I. Hate. Everything. AND ESPECIALLY THE CASTFORM!"
Archer: <I, for one, appreciated it.>
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.