ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

F!Robin raises an eyebrow at Corrin. "You look like you have a question to ask?"

Artoria continues being melancholic.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Kai: I most certainly was not about to say anything other than what I did. And yes! His name is Vo. He eats souls and I'm here to make sure it's nothing beyond typical predation.

Vee: <Indeed, kind Magmortar!>

Pippy: <Observe!>

-and one of his flippers elongates into a wide Metal Claw blade-

Megan: Uh, maybe—

-and he cuts off Vee's head-

-plop-

Vee: -bleh-

-...-

-Megan sighs-

-she bends down and picks up the head, which slightly leaks a clear liquid that looks exactly like water, and if examined closer would reveal itself to be, in fact, water-

Megan: -head under one arm, drink in the hand of the other- It's nice to meet you too! ^_^

Vee: <Indeed~>

Vee's body: -waves a paw-

Pippy: ^v^

Megan: Heh, not very exciting. The most exciting times were when the J-Team or someone came to town and like...ten people fought in a row. Lots of interesting peoplemons! If a bit tiring ^_^;

-she glances into the cup Mew told her to hold, and continues holding it, rather gingerly-

-cheerfully- Have you ever been to Sinnoh?

Pippy: -waves at Big Savings-

No mind to think. No will to break.

Jamie: <That's odd. Is it like a...mu-tai-shun? I think that's what Ace called it.>

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-Clerk 💜 sets the appopriate amount of change on the book.-

Clerk 💜: "Will that be all?"

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Alli: How did this happen? And how did you get a frigging suit of armor?

Neon: Well...

-explains-

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Robin: Try not to overthink it, and this is coming from a tactician who overthinks everything. That said yes what was your question?

edited 10th Feb '18 11:46:08 AM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

-Alex sits in a corner on his phone, eating eggs of some sort. Phoenix wandere over to Kai.-

Phoenix: excuse me did you say vampire dunsparce

Big Savings: <...> -watches the stunt with some concern, then slowly holds up a particular sign with "10" written on it- < mmmm whatcha saaay >

Liberty: -belly laugh- <Perfect! And more than a little disturbing!>

Channah: -to Megan, shrugging- Yeah, but I try to forget. Couldn't get any more tedious to travel through. Battles felt like they took twice as long there.

Dolabella: -bobbing his head innocently- <Riiight, didn't you tell me you thought Sinnoh Pokemon were mentally challenged because of all the awkward delays before they attacked?>

Channah: -taking another sip, not really paying attention- Mhm. Region in general was pretty distasteful.

Lo: -looks about to say something, but she can only police her trainer so much- -_-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

PEFE!Every: Hmm. I suppose you could call it that...I'm no expert on Honedge biology, however. I think it's more of a variation in corporeal form as compared to the actual inherent nature of the ghost. But it was a scalpel, and then it got some Mew blood on it, and now it's a tiny Honedge.

-she peers under a couch-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Jamie: <Sounds cute and also scary.>

-He joins PEFE!Every in looking for the tiny Honedge.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Mezzo is asleep, cuddling up with Ever-

-Fortis clings to the Cosmog, holding it above her head-

Fortis: Grab on to me! I think this cloud can take us home!

Cosmog: <Pew!>

-the other two girls each grab on to one fo Fortis' legs, and a portal opens beneatht hem-

-Forte is sitting on the beach, watching the waves go by-

-Leaflet is sitting near, sunning himself-

Leaflet: <This place is so nice...>

Forte: Yeah, I'm starting to understand why the Leafeon user would hang out here. Now if only I could fi— Ow!

-Forte is interrupted by a pile of three humans and a Cosmog landing on them from the sky-

Noelle: Oof!

Fortis: Eep! Hi Forte!

Cosmog: <Pew?>

Forte: Get off!

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Stormchaser

-Star is standing in a corner, looking around nervously-

Holy crap, I know like none of these people...

Wait, when has that ever NOT been a thing with me and this group?!

-she takes a deep breath, and then walks towards Tagg-

Um, hi.

edited 10th Feb '18 12:27:56 PM by stargirl93

"Oh. That sounds.. kind of worrying. Then again I have a sneaking suspicion The Punisher does that given the way he talks..."

off the shits

PEFE!Every: That describes many things.

-there doesn't seem to be anything under the couch, though-

PEFE!Every: ...How annoying. Well, it's a Honedge, and it's the size of my hand. I can't imagine it could get up to much. (to Jamie) Thank you for your assistance, though.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

 Stormchaser 

-To Silas-

Such is life I suppose.

-To Echo-

Yeah, I figured.

-It's then that I notice Star coming over-

Oh hey Star, how's it going, it's been a while.

Doc: -Is watching the festivities, along with the other mons, with impassive looks on their faces-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-the three girls get off Forte, Fortis still holding on to the Cosmog-

Forte: Oof... where did you guys even come from?

Fortis: We went to the other universe with no sun and we tried to figure out what was happening and Lily came along because she was sad and she missed Scarlette but then we went to this dark island and there was a big scary dragon but we fought him off with fairy magic and then there was this big altar and there was this big sun lion thing but it was dead! And this other lion thing came over and told us it was a scary monster and they were gonna fight all the beasts from another dimension but they didn't know why the sun went out but there was a portal there and we shined light on it and we fell through this portal world and I found this cute cloud and she helped us come back!

Forte: Uh, okay...

Noelle: Do you know where Scarlette is? Lily was looking for her. Isn't that right, Lily?

-...-

Noelle: Lily?

-Lily(?) is staring at the coast-

Lily(?): Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Noelle: Are you okay?

Lily(?): There's actual sunlight here I haven't seen it in so long and it feels so amazing...

-Forte tilts their head-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Pippy, Vee: -grin proudly-

Pippy: <Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all day!>

-and speak of Sinnoh-

Vee: -frowns-

Pippy: ...

Megan: ...

-incredibly awkward silence on their end-

Megan: Um. I'm sorry to hear—

Vee: <Ha! Ha ha. Is that why visitors always seemed to move so fast! Good to know, good to know.>

Megan: -...nudges-

Vee: <Well then, friends, you wouldn't happen to see—>

-Vee wriggles her earfins and drops back onto her body, re-fusing-

<—what's wrong with my head, would you?>

-she grins-

-still grinning, and strangely...honest?- <I'm Vee. My word, it is a unique pleasure to meet you~>

Pippy: -discomfort-

Megan: -also discomfort, but...conversation-

Vee: <Ahahaha~! Our home may be cold, and wet, and apparently rather tedious, but I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your time there.>

-earnestly, cocking her head- <Were there any other places you liked better? We've just started our journey, you see, and we're looking for places to visit~>

edited 10th Feb '18 1:08:35 PM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Stormchaser

-smiling- Yeah, it has.

Um...-hands Tagg a small box- Here. I know it's not your birthday or anything like that, I just thought I should bring a gift or something.

-Kai waves to Phoenix as he approaches-

Kai: Indeed I did say vampire Dunsparce. He's a jerk.

-Vo comes out, and sniffs at Phoenix.-

Vo: <...Your soul smells like ice cream. Pungently so.>

-And upon mention of The Punisher, Kai immediately pulls out her notebook-

Kai: What can you tell me? What species is The Punisher, what vampiric qualities does he possess, is he particularly aligned with any part of the Auric Spectrum, can he use Soul Bite or is it primarily some other method of soul consumption?

Phoenix: Well, I'm not busy anytime soon. I could help in your search for Count Dunspula. Is it more of a "capture undead" or a "stakes and holy water" type deal?

Fortis: Oh, what should I name her?

Cosmog: <Pew?>

Forte: Name her? You're keeping that thing?

Fortis: Uh huh! She saved us in the portal thing and she's cute!

Forte: It doesn't look like a Flying type though.

Fortis: Hm... but I can't leave her behind, she'd get lonely!

Cosmog: <Pew!>

Forte: Uh, I dunno. It looks like a nebula. Maybe Nebby or something?

Lily(?): That's too cutesy. You should name it Galaxia or something.

Fortis: But she's cute!

Noelle: Hm... maybe Astral?

Cosmog: <Pew!>

Fortis: Oh, I think she likes that one! Do you want Astral to be your name?

Cosmog Astral: <Pew pew!>

Forte: Uh, okay. Do you even know what it is?

Fortis: Nope!

Forte: ...You should probably look that up, especially if you found it in a dimensional void.

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

 Stormchaser 

-Takes the box-

Thanks Star, I really appreciate it.

-Starts opening it-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Liberty: -cringes, eye darting between his trainer and everyone else- <Er...>

Dolabella: <Yuk yuk yuk.>

Channah: -oblivious to the sudden drop in atmosphere- Mm, like anywhere in the world? Not really. Hoenn is decent, has nice weather, but sorta stale after a while. There's nothing interesting in Orre. Kanto and Johto are basically hell squared. Uh, what else... Ranger regions aren't worth visiting. Kalos is dull, and Alola is way too hot. Oh, and Unova is largely forgettable. I think that's about it. Yeah. Traveling isn't all that great, now that I think about it.

Big Savings: -lowers the sign- <..................... anyway, here's wonderwall >

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Kai: Ideally, protection and rehabilitation. They're not undead, more like hanging on the edge of life and trying not to fall off. I could go into this whole nerdy thing about it, if you have a minute.

-Vo starts slithering into the crowd out of sight.-

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Corrin: ...Yeah, you're right. But I... shouldn't ask what I was going to. It gets way too into personal details, and I don't want to make it uncomfortable and stuff? Parties should be enjoyed, after all.

edited 10th Feb '18 1:34:37 PM by BittersweetNSour

-Vee, strangely...relaxes, hearing her spiel-

-seeing this, Megan and Pippy do too? Just a bit-

Vee: <Ahh. Too bad.>

-she grins, normally- <Well, I hope you find a place you like. You've been all over, haven't you?>

<Were you traveling with that guy this party's for? I think I saw you come in with him...?>

No mind to think. No will to break.

edited 10th Feb '18 1:40:23 PM by keys2tkingdom