No voice to cry suffering
Pollen: <My species is known for Aura Sense too, and I—>
Megan: -irritated sigh- Pollen, please, stop...
-Pollen falls silent-
...And yeah, we're ready. Do you have a ride, or want to take Tripod, or walk, or something else?
Chrom: <...I feel a vague, familiar sense of exasperation, coupled with...gratitude that Aether doesn't make flower petals like Ignis does? I haven't felt that in a while...>
No mind to think. No will to break.
Flying Colors
-Kai is in her designated room on the Stormchaser, organizing things and pondering when to head back to her apartment at the Battle Frontier.-
-A recently-fed vampiric snakebee squirms in.-
Vo: <Hey, fairy girl. I've got something I'm curious about.>
Kai: Hmm?
-She closes a drawer and turns to Vo.-
Kai: What is it?
Vo: <You can sense Auras. What's it like for you?>
-Kai tilts her head.-
Kai: Uh, well... like, when I close my eyes and focus, everyone around me shows up as this sort of... glow? Of color. Like, everything blanks out and then there's little bits of glowiness.
Vo: <...Is that it? That sounds boring.>
Kai: Um... hm, there's something else that kinda goes with it. When I focus on anything in particular, there's this sort of... noise. Like a really faint pulsing sound, and what it sounds like is different for everyone.
Vo: <Peculiar...>
Kai: Sorry, this is a really weird question to ask out of nowhere. Why do you ask?
Vo: <Well, you have your own Aura Drain, yes? I can't figure out how that works with how you sense things, especially if you drain through your hands.>
Kai: ...I try not to think about it too hard. The sound gets nauseating when I use it. The glowiness sorta flows like weird smoke or steam or something, but the sounds get super dissonant and uncomfortable. There's a reason I don't do it much, even aside from it being super grossly immoral if I'm not surviving on it like you are.
Vo: <Gee, sucks for you.>
Kai: I swear, if that was a pun...
Vo: <Oh, come on, you know damn well it wasn't.>
Kai: Shh.
Vo: <Whatever. So, miss fairy girl, what's mine look and sound like?>
Kai: Hmm...
-She closes her eyes.-
Kai: ...It's... a blend. Right in the middle, you've got this gray spot sucking in a bunch of much brighter colors. And your sound... dear Ho-oh, I hate to say it, but it's got that "wwwwwwwub" sound that dubstep uses. Just really slow and low pitched.
Vo: <Thanks, I hate it.>
Kai: You asked!
-She pauses.-
Kai: ...What's it like for you?
-A spooky snakey grin slips onto his face.-
Vo: <It's taste. Why do you think I got this addiction in the first place? I couldn't help but hunt down some of the most delicious life energy I could find. It tasted good, I felt more alive... and then I overdid it and got dependent. Which, as long as I can find live food most of the time, I'm totally happy with.>
Kai: ...That's terrifying.
Vo: <It's wonderful~>
-Kai rubs her arm idly, where Vo had drained her to satiate himself in the Yangverse.-
Kai: ...So what did mine, uh, taste like?
Vo: <...Hm. I didn't really think much about it. It had a kind of... like it's sugary, fruity, but like, a citrus-y fruit, like limes or something. But also there was that big chunk from that Lucius boy, that seemed foreign, and honestly it was somewhere between coffee and cyanide. That part wasn't a pleasant taste.>
Kai: ...That's oddly descriptive.
Vo: <I'm a connoisseur! But fine, if you're so insistent on getting the abridged version, you're bitter, sweet, and sour. Happy?>
Kai: ...Welp.
Fwomph
Hyul Castle Depths
...
-This was wrong, this wasn't how the story went. There was supposed to be the big twisted mass of tech and disaster in this baleful pit, not the precious princess!... Wait, no. There was definitely the big twisted mass of tech and disaster down here, now it just needed to be defeated... Now this Jester needed to be slain-
...
-He brought the skull back to him and drew the Pen from it. A flashing thought for a construct; a sword, winged hilt and symbols of the kingdom. It wouldn't hold any power, but at this moment Pent just needed a symbol of the canon he was going to as much as possible uphold-
I will deprive you of everything.
edited 5th Feb '18 6:45:22 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Meet The New Boss
-Jean is reclining on a convenient sofa, massaging her nub and with Pidge curled up asleep nearby, when Gabe scooches over to her-
Gabe: Got you something~
Jean: What?
-Gabe produces an ivory arm similar to Ever's and attaches it to Jean's nub-
Gabe: Fey specialty! I made sure to get an exact fit - if you wear long sleeves and gloves like you usually do no one will know your old arm was ever missing!
-Jean stares, then wiggles the arm experimentally-
Jean: Wait, how-
Gabe: I'm related to Tapu Bulu via a blood pact one of my ancestors made and that's just for starters. I have some very fair connections.
Jean: -stares a bit more, then smiles- Heh, thanks, amigo.
Gabe: No problem! Though by the way I should probably inform you you owe me.
Jean: ...Wait wha-
-And he's gone-
...Damn Fairy type.
-Pidge stirs, awakens, and hops on Jean's lap as Jean pets her-
Jean: Heh... You're pretty straightforward, at least. Though if we're going to keep fighting threats to this "J-Team" I'm going to need to have more than you and Azurda.
-She looks to the egg in her bag-
Once we get the chance we're gonna make a team.
-Pidge barks happily-
Contact Me!
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-the Kommo-o one-shots Flora with another Poison Jab-
Lily(?): This is bad. You have any better ideas, green girl?
Noelle: Yeah, kind of.
-Noelle sends out her Mimikyu-
Noelle: Mimicutie! It's time to shine!
Mimicutie: -twitches- <All of my hate.>
Noelle: Play Rough with him!
Mimicutie: -twitches again- <Yesss.>
-tendrils of shadow erupt from under the sheet, and lunge at the Kommo-o-
-he roars as it takes the hit, then responds by punching Mimicutie's costume head clean off-
Mimicutie: <A feeble effort.>
Fortis: Airy! Get in there with another Fairy Wind!
Airy: <Okay~!>
-Airy blows another fairy wind at the Kommo-o, causing fairy dust to get stuck under his scales, then explode in a burst of pink light-
Kommo-o: <...>
-...-
-...-
-the Totem Kommo-o crashes to the floor with a loud thud-
Kommo-o: <I could not... protect...>
-Noelle kneels and puts her hand on the Kommo-o's head-
Noelle: I'm sorry, but this really is for the best.
Kommo-o: <Fiends...>
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Dunsparce Cloud
-after the Great Hug, PEFE!Every has wandered out of Mauville, deciding that while the inside is nice enough cities were a mistake-
Brie: —a protofeather!
Ever: That would be true if a cylinder were a platonic solid, but it isn't!
Brie: It doesn't have to be a platonic solid to be a real shape!
PEFE!Every: ...Hi?
-the two break off their argument-
Ever: Hey, PEFE!Every! We'll continue this later, Brie.
Brie: Bring it. I have a whole philosophy textbook that needs to earn its keep. What's up?
PEFE!Every: Not much. Ran into Kai and Psyche on the way here.
-Ever raises his eyebrows-
Ever: How was that?
-PEFE!Every blushes slightly-
PEFE!Every: I got a little delayed. What's a "semi-ambiguous datemate?" I mean, I understand all the words in that, but...
-Ever and Brie exchange looks-
Ever: Oh you poor sweet child.
PEFE!Every: We're the same age.
Ever: Actually, according to timezones I'm 14 hours older.
PEFE!Every: ...We're the same age.
Brie: (hastily) It sounds like you had a nice time, anyway.
Ever: You two have really gotta DTR.
Brie: Ever!
Ever: DTR!
Brie: ...Don't know, not sure I want to.
Ever: And they say my mind's in the gutter.
-Brie rolls her eyes-
PEFE!Every: So what are you two doing?
Brie: Chatting.
Ever: (simultaneously) Arguing.
Brie: Yeah, arguing.
PEFE!Every: Sounds nice.
Brie: ...Does it?
PEFE!Every: Honestly, I'm really not paying a lot of attention to either of you right now.
Brie: Um?
Ever: Gaaaay.
-PEFE!Every goes slightly redder. Brie's face lights up with comprehension-
Brie: Oh! I mean, still kind of rude, but cute.
PEFE!Every: Hush.
Ever: Crap, I owe Amanita 1000 Poke now...
Brie: ...What were you betting on?
Ever: (innocently) Stuff. Things.
Brie: ...Were you—
Ever: No.
Brie: You didn't—
Ever: Can't lie if I'm answering a question you didn't ask.
Brie: But I'm—
Ever: Can't ask a question if I keep interrupting you.
Brie: ...I—
Ever: Interrupting Ever says what?
Brie: ...Never mind.
Ever: ^_^
-he turns back to PEFE!Every-
So, uh, quick question, why've you got my Mimikyu?
Muninn: <Oh. Well.>
PEFE!Every: Oh! Okay, so—
Muninn: -frantic handwaving-
PEFE!Every: We were doing a science experiment together!
Muninn: -faceclaw-
Ever: -goes very still-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
The Flamebringer
She has an almost creepily pleasant smile.
"What brings you to our establishment today? Just interested in playing?"
edited 5th Feb '18 7:26:00 PM by Izshta
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Dunsparce Cloud
-Ever has dragged Muninn off to the side, and the two are arguing-
-it's probably irrelevant. Certainly nothing we haven't heard before-
PEFE!Every: I like this region more than Unova, yes. But I'm already working on one Gym Challenge, starting another seems premature.
Brie: Don't tell Ever you said that.
PEFE!Every: -giggles- So what are you planning here?
Brie: Actually, now that everything with Winona's dealt with—
PEFE!Every: Winona?
Brie: Oh, yeah, it's sort of my personal mission to visit Flying-type Gym Leaders around the world to try and broaden their minds to non-avian Flying-types.
PEFE!Every: ...Oh.
Brie: It's, like, my one thing, okay? I'm allowed to have a thing.
PEFE!Every: ...
Brie: ...
PEFE!Every: I feel as though there's something I'm meant to say here, and I don't really know what that is.
Brie: -sighs- It's fine. Anyway, I've got a friend here. So I'm gonna go say hi to her.
PEFE!Every: Can I come?
Brie: ...Sure! You've got a flier, right?
PEFE!Every: Several.
Brie: Make sure they can withstand high altitudes. We can ride on Atlantis if—
PEFE!Every: Oh, that's alright.
-she sends out Fetch-
Fetch: <A fine evening, isn't it?>
Brie: Huh. A Drifblim. I should catch one of those...
PEFE!Every: They're found in cooler environments, usually near forests. I think they're in Sinnoh...
Brie: ...Right.
-she sends out Atlantis, climbing onto the Dragonite's back-
Atlantis: <Everybody get ready for liftoff! As we approach the Death Zone I'll be using Fly to keep us all from dying instantly!>
PEFE!Every: Pardon?
-Atlantis takes off. Fetch does as well, though more slowly, leaving some distance between the two-
Below
PEFE!Every: ...That felt weird.
Fetch: <Perhaps a symptom of talking to someone new. Perhaps a product of serrated personalities.>
PEFE!Every: Huh?
Fetch: <We are falling behind.>
-she creates a Tailwind, accelerating upwards-
Above
Brie: Atlantis, you have friends, right?
Atlantis: <Well, there's Skyfire, and, uh...>
Brie: ...Okay, maybe she's just sort of like that.
Don't let it bother you...
Atlantis: <Oh good, she's catching up.>
Brie: ...Oh.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Myth creater
Cheren: Patrat use dig!
Patrat: <Her I come>
-"Patrat dives under the ground and digs towards Victor."-
Ramona: Victor, jump up and-
-"Victor steps to the left."-
Ramona: Oh, um, that works to.
Victor: <Shut up bitch.>
-"Patrat pops out of the ground and tries to hit Victor in the face."-
Ramona: Victor, dodge and use rock bite!
Victor: <Stop telling me what to do!>
-"Victors mouth sparks up with electricity, and he laches onto Patrat with a thunderfang."-
Patrat, in Victors mouth: <Grahh, that hurts.>
Victor, cocky: <Ha, who's weak now?>
Cheren, adjusting his glasses: Now, patrat, Hyper fang!
-"Patrat smirks and opens its mouth. Its teeth glow and grow to twice their size before patrat chomps down on Victors face."-
Victor, letting go of patrat: <Gahh>
-"Victor glares at patrat."-
Victor: <You're going to pay for that.>
Cheren: Now, slam!
-"Patrat attempts to run at Victor, but finds that its movements are slower then normal."-
Patrat: <What in the?>
-Patrat is paralyzed, it might not be able to move-
Ramona: All right, Victor, finish it with a-
Victor: <SHUT UP LOSER>
-"Refusing to listen to his trainer Victor rushes at Patrat with a fire fang."-
Cheren: Patrat, Detect!
-"A light flashes in Patrats eyes and steps out of the way of Victors attack."-
Victor, passing by Patrat: <Grr, bastard.>
Cheren: Finish it with a return!
-"Summoning its full strength, Patrat glow and repeatedly slams Victor in the side of his body with the power of FRIENDSHIP'-
Ramona: Victor!
-"Drops to no health"-
Victor: <d-damn it, why does this keep happening to me?>
-"Ramona returns Victor to his ball"-
Ramona: You did your best. -pulls out Lucys ball- okay, now go Lucy!
-"Lucy is tossed out onto the battle field."-
Lucy: <Ready... to win.>
Ramona, griping her arm to hold off her nervs: It's okay, I haven't lost yet.
Let's all have fun
Soujin smiles at the scene with Locke and his parents, then wonders... would his parents have a good thing to say about him here... hm...
Maggie rushes over and grabs them.
After a bit, there's a blip of someone coming in, then a blip of someone going out.
Maggie's now gone.
Jay pauses a bit, not entirely because of the creepy smile, but to collect her answer.
Jay: "...Yeah, that, and look around at this place too. That said, been a while since I've played Yugioh."
Her Mother Grizzly is destroyed and she uses this to add a Graydle Eagle to her hand.
Herbert looks at all the impressive Blaziken when one catches his eye.
He tries to get Silas' attention.
Herbert: "Hey, George, look at that one!"
He gestures at Fuzz.
edited 5th Feb '18 7:56:08 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
pain peko
Gabrielle: "Shall we stop for some tea, Lucina?"
Lucina: "Yes."
-Chrom's daughter is wearing her Spring outfit with Falchion belted about her waist. A small blue backpack with her armor inside rests on her back.-
Gabrielle: "Very well...they mainly serve coffee here, but they brew a fair black tea."
-Guess which coffee shop?-
-Lucina looks at her siblings both intently and discreetly.-
Zelel: "You J-Team members are not the brightest. Teams never are."
-A "hand" roughly grabs Homer and a cannon is pushed into his back.-
Zelel: "Walk. Hurting you is not a desirable action. But a Moonblast or Hyper Beam to the chest will not be pleasant."
-Elsewhere...Zelel scans that area of the ship?-
Zelel: <Found you.>
-He alerts some Mobius Empolyees to the location of Homer's mons.-
Zelel: <This overclocking may not have a desirable effect, Serena. Assist the empolyees.>
Serena: <Of course!>
Shaun: "Flareon, ey?"
Achille: <Yes, mon petit chou-fleur.>
Beowulf: <Did he just call her a cauliflower?>
Shaun: "Eight. Children. All of which are different lines of the evolutionary chain. And they all live in Unova."
Achille: <Yes.>
Shaun: "...Why'd you leave?"
-Achille's face stays the same as he looks at Shaun.-
Achille: <I did what I had to do.>
Beowulf: <Achille...>
-The Zoroark leaves the room.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-the three run up the steps leading to the altar-
-it's a long climb normally, but it feels even longer here as the stairs below disappear into the darkness-
-at the peak, they are greeted by the sight of a radiant creature; a large feline beast with white mane and astral body-
-...or rather, its corpse-
Noelle: -gasp- Oh no...
Fortis: Oh my gosh...
-as they come closer to the body, they can clearly see that the Solgaleo is completely inert; the parts of it that would normally be luminescent are not-
Noelle: This is the sun god? The beast that devours the sun? But if it's dead, then... how? why? What could have done this?
Lily(?): Hey, your guess is as good as mine.
-Fortis places a hand on the body-
Fortis: It's so cold...
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Jester smirked at everyone, his face the epitome of smug, if it was possible to be any more insufferably smug, Jester was it.
"Wow, angry much? What did you expect me to turn into a giant mess of many limbs and laser cannons? I'm not some sort of standard end-game boss! I'm a fucking Glitch!"
Of course, the comments of being nothing new bothered him, "Alright then. So ho- Okay what do you think you're doing?"
He looked over at Ana, "What the hell do you think you are doing to this stasis unit?"
Silas looked over and saw Fuzz and blinked, <Uh... That's a Blaziken. They have a type advantage over me seeing as they are fire and I'm steel.>
He frowned a bit, <What do you plan on doing?>
Dunsparce Cloud
-Brie and PEFE!Every are hanging here, Atlantis and Fetch manipulating the air currents to provide a breathable atmosphere for their squishy passengers-
Atlantis: <You're good at this.>
Fetch: <Every has had us flex numerous conceptual muscles which otherwise might remain atrophied. I'm a very capable airsmith.>
Atlantis: <Fascinating. I wonder if I could apply similar practices...>
-their trainers are not having such an easy time with conversation-
PEFE!Every: We've been up here for a while. It's rather cold.
Brie: She'll be here in a bit. I just called her, and she's really fast.
PEFE!Every: Why are we meeting her all the way up here?
Brie: Closer to her place.
PEFE!Every: ...Oh.
Brie: ...I'm kind of getting the sense you—
-PEFE!Every yelps, but Fetch holds her in place. A streak of red and white shoots past the fliers, doubles back to loop around them, and then hovers to a halt-
Ruby Rose: <Hi!>
Brie: Hey!
-Atlantis flies forward so that Brie can hug the Latias, while PEFE!Every just stares in shock-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"Uhhh....." Daydre, figuring Jester noticing Anna is probably a bad thing, decides to do something. That something is taking a rock and chucking it at Jester.
off the shits
Myth creater
Homer: Yeah, yeah... wait, I'm not part of the J-team ...also, aren't you a robot, how can you do a moon blast, you don't even have feelings you useless hunk of junk?
-"Meanwhile, in the Mobius lunch room, Mokuba breaks open the vending machine he's trapped in, and runs out with all the dorritos."-
Mokuba: <Snatch and run my companions.>
Cheren: A fighting type, why not start with that first?
Ramona: Well, Victor likes to battle, so I figured I might as well let him start it off -laughs nervously-.
Cheren: ...okay. Patrat, return.
Patrat: <all right, here we-!>
-Patrat is paralyzed it can't move-
Patrat': <..crap>
Ramona: Okay, Lucy, force palm!
-"Lucy rushes at Patrat and slams her palm into it, sending it flying."-
'Patrat, upon hitting the ground: <Oh man... that fell through.>
-Patrat faints-
'Ramona, jumping with joy: You did it, way to go Lucy <3
Lucy, smiling: <...he wasn't ...that tough.>
-"Cheren returns Patrat."-
Cheren: Alright, good job but -Cheren pulls out another ball- this one will be your down fall. Go, Herdier!
-"Cheren tosses out a Herdier to the battle field."-
Herdier: <Ready when you are sweetheart>
Lucy: <...this ...will be painful ...for you>
Ramona: Okay, Lucy, force palm!
-"Lucy rushes at the Herdier and slams it with a full power force palm. Herdier slides away from Lucy, wincing in pain"-
Cheren, with scary shiny glasses: Herdier, Retaliate!
-"Herdier smirks as an aura wraps its self around it. It then charges at Lucy with lightning fast speed."-
Ramona: Lucy, get rea-
-"Before either can react, the Herdier is standing behind Lucy, a smug smile on its face."-
Lucy, wide eyed: <...w-what>
-"Lucy falls to the ground, knocked out"-
Ramona: Lucy!
Cheren, adjusting his glasses: Retaliate is a move that doubles in power if a Pokémon on your team has fainted. While Riolu is a fighting type, it stands no chance against a super powered stab move... are you, okay?
-"Ramona looks up from Lucy and realizes that she's crying"-
Ramona: Oh -fakes a smile- y-yeah... let's keep going. go -suddenly Ramonas vision gets blurry, and she feels like the world is closing in on her- -in her head- No, not again. I've moved past this, why is it happening? I don't want this time happen.
-"Tears begin to roll down Ramonas face, shocking Cheren and Bianca."-
Cheren: H-hey, if you don't want to continue that's fine. Don't push-
-"Suddenly, Ramona slaps her self in the face, hard, knocking her glasses off."-
Bianca, worried: Ramona!
-"Ramona looks up at Cheren, forcing herself to have a determined smile."-
Ramona: Get ready Mr.Cheren, because her I come. Go, Aya!
-"Ramona throws out Aya to the battlefield."-
'Cheren, not completely convinced: O-okay.
Let's all have fun
The Flamebringer
Morgan: "Yes. Note Falchion."
Cynthia: "Should we..."
Morgan: "Pretend not to notice for the moment."
Cynthia looks back to the table, trying to make it look like she was just looking at a new arrival in strange clothing into the coffee shop. It's moderately successful. She's not cut out for espionage, though.
Cynthia: "Um, so..."
Morgan: "Patience, Cynthia."
Cynthia: "I'm not good at that!-"
Morgan: "Consider it practice, then."
Cynthia: "You're not my mom!"
Morgan sighs.
Cynthia punches him in the arm playfully. "I'm just joking around."
Morgan: "Not the time."
Cynthia: "Hey, speaking of bad decisions, you make plenty yourself!"
Morgan: "Cynthia that was one time! Maybe two. Or three. Shut up..." He rubs the back of his head.
She glances down at Herbert and Silas Stylus, and mutters something into a bluetooth headset.
Green-haired Lady: "Veiller sur le Bétochef et Lucario. Ils me semblent suspect. Mais n'agit pas pour l'instant."
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
pain peko
Zelel: "You are rather idiotic, assuming that intelligent beings feel no emotion and that I do not have access to certain techniques."
-The robot pauses as a white and gold blur flies into its back. The eyes light up.-
Zelel: "I would d inform you exactly why you are wrong, but that is an illogical move. Keep walking."
-An egg slams into Mokuba.-
Serena: <NOT MY DORITIOS YOU BITCH>
Shaun: "Actually, Jester, I'd say you're..."
Tsunami: <A fucking bitch.>
-Tsunami Bubbles him. It's clearly meant to be antagonizing.-
Gabrielle: "Two black teas with sugar and creme and two croissants, please."
Lucina: "..."
-She sits down at a table near her siblings.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Some Rando
Hyul Basement
Colt looked at his Claws in minor annoyance before keeping them with a sigh.
“I just had faith we’d be able to patch him quickly,” he reasoned, sitting down. “Just gonna up and say it, I have a personal reason for wanting him dead, which basically boils down to he literally shot first,” he summarized as he took a rudimentary battle stance.
He removed his jacket. “But I’ll fight to the end of time if I have to,” he decided.
The jacket and laptop bag came to the ground, the latter cushioned by the former but no ‘mons materializing yet. This was personal, and they knew it.
He saw what Pent was doing and had his own ideas.
Night Slash Claws.
Dark Pulse Orbitars.
Assurance Palm.
Foul Play Arm.
... He’d come up with something later. Maybe once he figured out how to use Throat Chop-!
Ahem.
For now, this kind of armory was fine. He fired some shots from the Orbitars at Jester, joining in on the distraction because he got to attack Jester.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
The Flamebringer
Zurvan: ~Be glad they do or you'd be out of a job?~
Vi: "I'm an engineer, I keep this ship running I don't work in IT."
Zurvan: ~You say that, but you seem to do a lot of jobs.~
Vi: "You don't fucking say."
Zurvan shrugs.
Vi plugs in her (dead) phone, which, upon charging enough to turn on, makes a very loud noise nearly startling Vi off of her bed.
Vi: "Mother of Arceus what the fuck."
Cynthia waves eagerly.
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Dunsparce Cloud
Ruby Rose: <So! How've you been?>
Brie: Well, uh...hectic, mostly! Stopping the multiverse from collapsing is a lot of work.
PEFE!Every: What?
Ruby Rose: <Oh, man, tell me about it!>
Brie: You've been working on that too?
Ruby Rose:<More ground-level stuff.>
Brie: Ha!
Ruby Rose: <You know what I mean! Like, supervillains, monsters, that kind of thing. Nothing extradimensional.>
Brie: Eh. At least I get to travel.
Ruby Rose: <Nice! Who's your friend?>
Brie: ...Oh, uh, that's Every.
-PEFE!Every waves-
Ruby Rose: <Hey! Nice to meet you!>
PEFE!Every: Nice to meet you too.
Ruby Rose: <You seem shocked. Never seen a Legendary before?>
PEFE!Every: ...Well.
Ruby: <I'm sensing a long story.>
PEFE!Every: Mostly just a series of embarrassing ones.
Ruby: <Ooh! Even better!>
PEFE!Every: ...Is it?
-Brie pokes Atlantis's head-
Atlantis: <Huh?>
Brie: This feels kind of awkward.
Atlantis: <I'm just checking the weather for tomorrow.>
Brie: ...What's it like?
Atlantis: <Chilly.>
Brie: (dryly) Thanks.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Meet The New Boss
-By now Anna has loaded the stasis machine onto a makeshift cart pulled by herself and Celica-
Anna 247: So sorry, but I can't let you kill this lady! I'd make a fortune showing her off! "The Last Hyulian," think of the headlines! See ya!
-She winks at the group and attempts to wheel the cart off-
-Gudrunn and her mons have also vanished-
-Maggie may realize she doesn't have her phone-
-There is a disturbance here-
Which will be continued in the morning.
Contact Me!
pain peko
Lucina: "Aren't you the tactician?"
-She sighs.-
Lucina: "I have a plan. No one here's gonna like it, though."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Maggie gets here and is hugging Titanium.
Titanium: <Geez, don't let something like that happen again.>
Maggie: "Oh, no worries, it's fine."
"Now to let everyone else know I'm..."
When reaching for er Pokegear, se realizes it's not there.
"...Safe..."
"..."
Titanium: <...Did she take your phone?>
Maggie: "..."
Maggie heads off to see if they sell PokeGear in Hoenn.
Jay: "Fair, I've got some friends that prefer that too."
Herbert, doing something, decides to go over and talk to Fuzz.
Herbert: <Hey, there!>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Lily(?): Okay, I think I've got a plan. You two have any more Fairy types?
Fortis: Uh huh!
Noelle: Plenty.
Lily(?): Good. He's Dragon/Fighting, so that's his weakness. I'm gonna try to distract him, and you guys hit him as hard as you can.
-Lily sent out Ayla(?)!-
Ayla(?): <Ayla no fear big dragon! Do your worst!>
-Ayla(?) leaps forward for a Flying Press, and is immediately knocked out of the air by a Thunder Punch-
Ayla(?): <Ow! You fight mean!>
Lily(?): Now!
Fortis: Go go go!
Noelle: Come on!
Airy: <Hai~> -sweeps a Fairy Wind at the Kommo-o-
Flora: <Take this.>
-Flora charges up energy for a Moonblast, but the ball fizzles out before it can complete-
Flora: <It didn't work? What's going on?>
Lily(?): Uh, right, forgot that. No sun means no moonlight either...
Noelle: Uh oh. Quick, use something else instead!
Flora: <At once!>
-Flora, in a slight panic, also attacks with a Fairy Wind-
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.