ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-A set of facts:-

-Mason does not know Sholto.-

-Sholto does not know Mason.-

-Mason is not human currently, and is unlikely to be recognized.-

-Corrin has met a Charlotte.-

-Charlotte is not a human currently, and is unrecognizable to Corrin.-

-Corrin is a human currently, and despite wearing a much more sensible, much less cosplay-y outfit for everyday wear, is certainly recognizable to Charlotte.-

-...-

-Yeah Corrin just blindly walks past them.-

Hyul Shore

Upon seeing Jester’s pet, Colt exhaled. “I’m guessing you’ve found what you’re looking for?” Colt hollered at Jester as he drew Amaterasu’s Great Ball.

“Go for a walk,” Colt allowed, gesturing for her to do whatever the hell she wanted. Compensation.

She let Drought activate as she then made aimed a Fire Blast at its open maw.

edited 28th Jan '18 12:36:52 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Benny turns around, seeing the human Corrin walk past.

Benny: <...Wait, is that->

Charlotte has noticed sooner however, and there is a Buneary bouncing over to the princess.

Charlotte: <PRINCESS CORRIN, THERE YOU ARE!>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

 Mossdeep 

Pici: -Takes a perch on a tree above Channah- <Was looking for you, Muddy was a bit too busy tending to Tagg to attend, but I was free.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-"Ramona pouts for a second but then notices long, pink hair hanging off her shoulder"-

Ramona: What in the world -pulls hard on the pink hair- OW... wait?

-"Ramona stands up and realizes that her once purple hair, that would only ever grow to her neck at most, was now a similar pink as the "demon" and had magically grown all the way to her ankles. Her clothes had also all become pink, and even her eyes had a pink tint to them now."-

Ramona: Oh my gosh... -stary eyed- My hsir's adorable

-"Mokuba and Lukes "weapons" clash with one another. They attempt to push the other back, but neither one would budge, they are both determined to win. Suddenly, Luke spins his aura bone, and uses it to sweep Mokuba off his feet. The surprised grown type quickly regains his composure, and before he hits the ground, he plants his club into the dirt and uses it to launch himself at Luke, hitting the steal/fighting type with a head butt. It doesn't do much, but does buy Mokuba enough time to prepare a bone club attack."-

Mokuba: <Excalibone>

-"Mokuba bashes Luke on the side, launching the taller mon a good few feet away. However, Luke quickly recovers, and throws to aura spheres at his opponent. Mokuba dodges both, but is unprepared for the power up punch Luke had ready.

-"Mokuba is knocked back a good five feet, before rushing towards Luke again. Luke summons another aura bone, and the two continue their "sword" fight."-

Homer, unsure of what do with himself: Uh, yeah... Go Mokuba... I think.

Becky: Just let them work it out.

Let's all have fun

Artoria and Mordred, meanwhile, are also looking for a certain princess.

Kind of hard to train her if you can't find her.

Artoria: "This would be easier if we could just call her..."

Mordred: "Yeah, well the one with a phone is currently a small and adorable illusion fox."

Artoria: "Indeed."

They continue looking.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Corrin blinks, and tilts her head at the approaching Buneary.-

Corrin: Do I know you?

-Mason, meanwhile, looks at the other members of the group.-

Mazon: <...Oh dear Xerneas you're the bird with the gun.>

Mew!Blitz: <Whoops! Not sure how that happened>

^-^;

-Chuckles at the reaction-

~Guess you don't have to grow your hair our now~

edited 28th Jan '18 1:23:06 PM by BlitzTrain

Charlotte: <Oh, teehee, I'm Charlotte. Border Guard of Nohr. Normally I'm a lot cuter looking than this, but unlike you it seems I'm some sort of rabbit here. A Buneary. My friend and coworker Benny's in a similar plight.>

Sholto hears 'bird with the gun' and turns toward Mason.

Sholto: <...Oh, huh, were you at that one raid? I don't think I noticed you there, sorry.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Ramona, trying to keep from fawning over her new hair: Alright then, let's get ready for bed.

-"just then the Riolu jumps up, and wraps its arms around Ramona"-

Riolu: <...cuddles>

Ramona, brightly: I got a cuddle buddy! -remembers Blitz- Oh, um... -Ramona walks over to her closet and pulls out a pikachu sleeping bag- sorry, would this be alright for you to sleep in?

Let's all have fun

Mew!Blitz: ~Yeah, that's fine! One nice thing about this form is even a pillow makes for a decent mattress~

-Blitz dives into the sleeping bag, which is a bit easier to do when you can basically ignore gravity-

~Definitely better than a tree branch!~

edited 28th Jan '18 1:29:54 PM by BlitzTrain

-"Ramona smiles at the adorable sight of the "demon" in the sleeping bag."-

Ramona: Okay, just let me know if you need anything.

-"and with that, Ramona changes into some, unfortunately not pink, pajamas before climbing into bed with her new Riolu"-

Ramona, laying in bed: ...hey, miss demon, um thank you for spending time with me.

-"Before Blitz can respond, Ramona drifts off to sleep; Riolu in her arms, and Victor at the foot of her bed"-

Let's all have fun

Channah: -blinks at Pici- Oh. You guys are still here, then? Uh... Okay.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-Corrin's eyes widen on recognition-

Corrin: Oh! Charlotte! Benny! Yes, I do remember you well, it's so great to see you again!

-Meanwhile, Mason jumps out of Corrin's arms.-

Mazon: <Oh, I was definitely there, just not stuck in the form of a scrawny little Zorua. If I was...>

-Beat-

Mazon: <Wait hold on.>

-He focuses, and the illusion of his human self flickers into view over him.-

Mazon: <...>

-He abandons the illusion and flops.-

Mazon: <It's just not the saaaaaaame...>

edited 28th Jan '18 2:27:52 PM by BittersweetNSour

-Kendall sits-

---

Alli: Yes... Let's go home.

Keaton: -panting- <Pardon my interruption to the tearful reunion, but where are the guys you inevitably brought with you?>

-Rod cautiously looks over at the portal-

edited 28th Jan '18 2:24:21 PM by Umbramatic

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Benny: <It's a pleasure to see you as well, Princess.>

<Admittedly, I'm a bit pleased my form doesn't seem to be as scary to others as I used to be, but it doesn't make fighting any easier.>

Charlotte: <Oh, it's a pleasure to see you too, Princess.>

<I heard you were here without anyone else from Nohr. Could you use... retainers of some sort?>

Sholto has a look of realization.

Sholto: <Ohhhh! I kinda remember that form... and the voice... yeah, it's you! Heya!>

<Anyway, since you just know me as 'The Bird With The Gun,' guess I'll introduce myself: I'm Sholto. And these two are Charlotte and Benny.>

He gestures to the Buneary and Bunnelby talking with Corrin in turn.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Hyul Beach

Oh. Well that's...

If that's what was under the castle then we may have to scrub the plan... Think we could make something big and solid enough to jam up it's big green mouth cannon?

Yangverse Base

-Well there's footsteps coming around the corner so it's either the Team or a fresh batch of Mobius guards who wouldn't take kindly to seeing an intruder hugging a new grunt who is likely a traitor...-

-Nope, just the Team. Phew-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

 Mossdeep 

Pici: -Hanging upside down from the branch- <You thought Tagg was going to leave you? I've only known him for almost a year but that's not really something he does, if what Muddy and Helios have said, and what I've seen, is true.>

 Yangbase 

Ann: -Rounding the corner, as if to answer Keaton's question- There you guys are.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Yang!Mobius Base

<So what exactly does it mean to be a Mind of Crystal?> Talbain considered, draping his jacket over his tail while drawing the Prax Obscura. <Also, mind if I have my scarf back?>

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Channah: Well, I kinda got mad at him for no good reason, and then walked out on dinner. -makes a "so-so" gesture with one hand- Makes sense...

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Mazon: <Yeah, hey. I'm Mason. That's Corrin.>

Corrin: W-well, I... suppose that is a possibility, but I have only just reunited with you! I am still getting used to this world... and, I think I seem to have found myself in a position as a retainer myself—

Mazon: <Nope. No you haven't. That's not how it works. It's different. We don't do retainers here.>

-Corrin blinks.-

-Kai takes a breath to speak. Her voice is still weak, shaky, tired.-

Kai: They're... elsewhere throughout the building. I split off from them to find you.

-As if on cue, Ann shows up.-

Kai: Oh, hey... how's the big mess in the rest of the base going?

Sholto: <Oh, nice to meet you both.>

<...Oh, wait, that name! Right! You're the one who sent that text, that explains all the 'Princess'es! Yes!>

Charlotte adopts a slightly strained expression and adresses both Corrin and Mason with a question.

Charlotte: <Ohhhh? What's that supposed to mean, dearie?>

Benny: <You mean like trainers? Is this fox your trainer? I believe Sholto's shown us an example of a Pokemon who was a trainer, but I didn't figure Pokemon trained humans, from that demigod's explanation.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

 Mossdeep 

Pici: -To Channah, still hanging- <If anything he blames himself for last night, for not telling you about his powers. You might've noticed self-blame is kind of a major trait of his, whether it's actually his fault or not.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Mazon: <That's the thing, I'm not usually a Zorua! Mew came out of nowhere and turned me into one!>

Corrin: Yes, what he said. And in this world I ended up not being human by default either, instead being...

-She takes off her armband.-

Corrin: <This Jangmo-o form! This armband functions sort of like a Dragonstone, in a way, except for anyone!>

Mazon: <...Can I please use that for a while? I miss thumbs.>

Corrin: -blinks, then nods sagely- <T h u m b s...>

-She hands the armband to him.-

Mazon: <Why did you say it like that>

-Kendall hands the scarf back, then goes to join the others-

-Who have grouped around Alli and Kai-

Lina: -hugs them both- Oh, I'm so glad you're all right...

Xerneas: <Don't worry about the big, freaky Salazzle, we took care of it.> -wink-

-Molph shoots a Shadow Ball at the creature's mouth-

-Gudrunn does likewise with an Obscura Arrow-

edited 28th Jan '18 3:48:07 PM by Umbramatic

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