The final Wendy charged at Pentigan, "Nice sword! Can you use it!"
The Pen nodded, -Of course pal,- it said readying some Gasters.
The Ice Slash struck Wendy-2 who froze a bit, before breaking out, "You wanna play that game huh?" Wendy-2 transformed into a Walrein and started to spit ice beams everywhere.
Wendy-3 is caught with the web, "Oh really? Didn't know you were into this kind of thing," She says with a un-innocent look on her face, "You're gonna be a lot of fun to play with."
"Wendy no playing with your prey!"
"DAAAAAD!"
"FINISH THE JOB YOUNG LADY OR YOU'RE GROUNDED! And considering you are a water type, HA!"
The Greninja!Wendy-4 is cut to pieces, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and falls to the ground, possibly dead. Only to turn into water and reform back as a Mega Swampert, "BRING ON THE GAINS LITTLE PERSON!"
Jester wiped a tear from one of his... eyes... and sniffled, "I'm so proud, my little Blight has grown up into a homicidal shapeshifter! It's so beautiful.... I gotta give her a better allowance! Shame she's going to have to die."
"Normally I wouldn't be inclined to listen to Thespi and their ramblings. But honestly it does seem that way," Silas said before letting out a laugh and wincing, "Oh it hurts to laugh."
Gregor returned, <What is happening with Party here da?>
"Nothing much... just talking. Also about how you're from another world."
<Da... is not very good news. Miss human hands. 3 fingers are odd to use.>
pain peko
-Shaun just...stops.-
-And looks at Jester.-
Shaun: "Why don't you just kill her yourself?"
-Where the tropius was is now this woman
, albeit with a scarf, no lance, and...bright pink boots covered in blue polka dots.-
Sumia: "I'm very overwhelmed and confused. What's this scarf? Is it like those stones Tiki and Nowi use? Or the ones Panne and Yanne have? And why was I a plant bird thing? Where are we? Is this the afterlife?"
-She stops and takes a deep breath.-
Sumia: "Sorry."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Asimov Space Crew Member
Hyul Shore
Phaz is hit by the stream of water!
Phaz: "...That's more annoying than I thought. Try me birch!"
He charges at the Wendy charging Pent, catching the shield mid-run and try to bash her!
"Get over here and let me have my fight!"
In the meantime Cynthia and Ashley are passing the popcorn.
Spinme is also eating some.
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Some Rando
Hyul Beach
Talbain ran his tail through the spires in front of him before lobbing the disconnected shards at Wendy The Third.
9-Volt skittered over to the jacket and weighed his options on who to get help from. He poked the Ultra Ball and Lucario materialized, his eyes obscured by the Expert Belt. He smirked as he ran to cover Colt, the spike on his chest glowing.
They nodded to each other as Colt found time to summon his Night Slash Claws.
Yang!Po Town
Colt nodded in affirmation to Colress.
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[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Daydre also coughs.
“I have one of the g-things Anna probably sold, if you want to take a look.”
Daydre looks at Wendy with a mixture of pity and indigestion in her eyes.
Friends jumps at Wendy with a Spark.
off the shits
Jester turned his attention to Shaun and gave him a look
◊, "Oh I'd do that! If it didn't keep me from completing the puzzle you boob!"
Jester floated over to Shaun and looked over him, "I told you that there is a prize at the end! SO! SHUTUP! BEFORE I TOSS YOU IN A CAGE!"
Wendy-1 is intercepted by Phaz, she is not happy, she tosses a freezing blast at his legs.
Wendy-3 is struck with the Rock shards and stopped before she can try anything, "UNFAIR! GROUND TYPE!" then the electric attack, "GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANGAGA SOOOOOOO UN F-F-F-F-FAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!"
"Stop whining and try again! It's like riding a bike!"
Wendy-2 is confused, "Uh... Guys. I'm right here..." She spits a huge hydropump right at Talbain/Colton and frowns a bit, having been ignored for herself.
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Dunsparce Cloud
-PEFE!Every is holding the Chaos Gun, rather gingerly, under her left arm-
PEFE!Every: Well, you tried.
-the Chaos Fragment's buzzing amplifies, and what it's saying can be made out-
-PEFE!Every frowns-
PEFE!Every: When did you get so smart?
-PEFE!Every rolls her eyes-
PEFE!Every: You'll be out in just a moment. Do me a favor, fragment?
PEFE!Every: Save your breath and scream for me.
-and she hurls it into the incinerator-
-it does, in fact, scream. As the container collapses around it, the Chaos fragment blooms like a grotesque flower, tendrils and blades extending in every direction as it screeches-
-but hey, the incinerators in the HQ are rated to dispose of just about anything-
-the fragment doesn't even last a second before it is, perhaps appropriately, only a memory-
-PEFE!Every breathes out-
-and winces-
PEFE!Every: ...There goes the anti-Tragedy weapon, I guess.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Some Rando
Hyul Beach
Talbain would have had a witty comeback were it not for the fact that he was then Hydro Pump'd. D.C., trailing the source from Colt's aura being launched in a direction, fired the Flash Cannon at Wendy the Second.
<Rock-type,> 9-Volt corrected with an adjustment to his Glasses as he rained down his wrath.
Colt careened across the beach for a moment, stopping himself with his Claws like a mountain climber with their ax. He regained his footing as he returned to the battlefield with extreme force, chasing down Wendy the Second.
He had confidence in 9-Volt to deal with Wendy the Third. After all, because she was bifurcated after a bifurcation, that meant she was only half as strong as Wendy the Second.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Myth creater
-"As the Chandluer fell, Ramona snatched her camera from it, and then started running towards the blue woman"-
Victor: <what is she doing?>
Ramona, camera in hand: Okay, so according to reports, if we get close enough to our cute blue girl here.
-"As Ramona gets closer, the blue woman's eyed widen, and she sends a wave of litwik at the ghost hunter."-
-"Filled with determination, Ramona runs straight into the horde of ghost types. She ducks, dodges, and swivels past the litwiks, getting small burns in the process, until she was standing in front of the blue woman"-
-"The woman let out a ghostly scream, before distorting into a blue vapor and vanishing. The ghost Pokémon then scatter, turning into faint blue lights floating into the night"-
Ramona, overjoyed: YES it worooo oh no.
-"Ramona fell head first off the pier and into the water"-
Victor: <Please drown, please drown>
-"Ramona pops up from under the water, proudly holding her water proof camera, and laughing with joy"-
Victor: <Damn it>
Let's all have fun
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
-Mezzo woke up!-
Mezzo: Mmm... morning. Arm still hurts.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
The Flamebringer
Artoria: <It's a... similar item to a Taguel's beast stone, but artificial, it works on any pokemon.>
<...>
<I believe explanations are in order.>
Mordred: "Yeah you should probably explain that. And no, you're not dead, you're in an alternate universe."
F!Robin: "You're what's apparently called a pokemon here."
Artoria: <A Tropius, specifically.>
F!Robin: "They're the local equivalent of animals, from what has been explained to me."
She pauses.
"Though this raises a number of questions, including why I arrived as a human but you as a... fruity sauropod... thing."
Artoria: <Not the only question raised, but yes, it is one of them.>
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
like christ, but with more nails
Nino: Right. I should probably figure out how to change him back first... -looks around- That could take a while. And then we'll try to find the others, in case they came here too.
Legault: <I'd rather we just try to get back after fixing me. Buuut I see your point.> -liepard!shrug-
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Dunsparce Cloud
Ever: Alright, well...I'm not really the best person to help with this sort of thing, but you should look for a store called the Ersatz Alliance. I'd try to get you there myself, but...
-he gestures at his legs-
As far as getting back home? ...I can help even less, I'm afraid. But I do hope you have luck.
-he frowns-
The group I'm traveling with has an airship if you need a place to stay. I think it's docked around here at the moment. Alternatively, if you need to travel, you can stay the night at places that look like so.
-he holds out a rough sketch of a Pokemon Center-
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Greninja!Blitz: <There, now let's get->
<Oy! that's like the exact opposite of what you were supposed to do next!>
-Blitz gives chase, then peers into the water after Ramona's stunt disperses the ghosts-
<Phew>
-He reaches a webbed hand over the side of the pier to help the soggy girl back to dry land-
like christ, but with more nails
Nino: Ahh, thank you! That's so helpful. And I hope you recover fast! I don't have a staff with me, otherwise I'd do something about your legs, but it looks like someone healed you already. What's the name of your group?
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Flying Colors
-Huh, it doesn't seem like Zinnia's— oh wait there she is, she just came in through the door.-
Zinnia: Oh, hey, good morning, sleepyhead! You've gotta be one of the heaviest sleepers I've seen. Got a little worried, y'know?
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Mezzo: Mmm... no, I'm just...like that. It's probably not a health issue.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
The Wanderer
???
-Floating in a void-
Vision dream time, I guess. Okay, show me what you've got.
-Said vision takes the form of a dragon made mostly of light having a rectangular prism come out of it that partially shatters, Sparkling Stones and Z-Crystals coming out of it, including some I don't quite recognize, before it takes on a darker, more twisted form-
Fallarbor Town
-Wakes up from my nap-
Well that was weird...
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Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Flying Colors
Zinnia: Huh. If you say so! Might wanna get it checked anyway, just in case, but hey, there's worse health things out there.
-She pulls up a chair next to Mezzo-
Zinnia: Good news is, you sleeping like a log makes it waaaaaaay easier for your arm to heal up, since you're not moving around all day. So that's a plus!
Myth creater
-"Ramona happily excepts the hand"-
Ramona, after being pulled up: Thatnks demon dude. Now then, -starts talking really fast, not caring about the fact the she's soaked to the bone- What's it like being a demon? Why are you here? What powers do you have? Why can you transform? Do you live in hell? Are most demons ninjas? What's hell like? Is Satan cool? Are succubi hot? Are incubi hot? What's your favorite color? Are you a boy or a girl?
Victor: <You're going to catch a cold dumbass>
Ramona, with an ear slpiting grin: How many demons are there? What do demons eat? Is it true that demons are actually humans reincarnated? If you're a demon are you susceptible to holy magic?
-this goes on for awhile-
-"Homer stands with Anubis, examining the walls."-
Homer: Well this is the place. But, how do we get in?
Anubis, barking loudly: <Excuse me. EXCUSE ME. You people have our Misdruveas!>
Let's all have fun
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Mezzo: Well, at least one good thing came out of this.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Flying Colors
Zinnia: Yup. Hey, if you want, I've got some food. It was hell keeping it away from the team, though — you wouldn't believe how much hunting you've gotta do to keep six fully grown dragons and a Deino satisfied.
You're shivering. Are you afraid?
Mezzo: I can imagine. And yeah, some food would be great.
Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.
Dunsparce Cloud
Ever: Heh...magic here works a little differently than you're used to, I'm afraid. But thank you.
Breeze: <I am a superb healer, yes.>
-Ever pats Breeze-
Ever: We're called the J-team. As names go, it...sure does. ...Anyway, the airship's right around here. Be prepared to be awed, I guess? We have large building-like things that can fly in this world. They're really neat.
Mmm...by the way, this is a phone.
-he holds out his phone-
It lets you talk to people from far away. You should try and get one when you can. You can probably get one at a building that looks like this.
-he draws a rough sketch of a Pokecenter/Pokemart on a piece of paper-
They have buildings like this in most cities and towns. Ask them about burner phones. I can't, like, actually advise you to have your Liepard steal anything you need, so...
We moved off the gold standard a while back and money is these paper things, unless you get into the really abstract stuff like souls and future children and stories and whatnot. That should be enough for a temporary phone and some food. There's a town...
-he points in the direction of Fallarbor-
That way, and a bigger city through the caves over the other way, but you might not want to travel that way since it can be dangerous. When you get a phone, put this number into it—
-he scribbles his number on the paper with the drawing of the Center-
And you'll be able to reach me if you need anything. If I'm not there, and you still need something, make a circle on the ground and say "Ever Memito". ...You might need to say it a few times to get it to go through, but I'll do my best to come help.
Alright?
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Hyul Beaches
Oh. Right.
-He ponders the options for a moment and probes his own reserves of power... He didn't have enough for something too impressive without risking that likely dangerous draining effect so... A simple, inert and hopefully sharp enough sword-thing-
Alright, brawl on the beach. Sounds refreshing at least. Cue up some Gasters in case we need to take this to range.
Yang Po
-Pent seemed pretty unphazed by the sudden scientist, even after the explanation that they came from Plasma-
Well alright, I'm up for repentance stories so you've got my attention. Really what we need is a location and a suitable enough reason to storm the place and whatever bad stuff op they're on goes down.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.