ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Hyul Isle

“No.” Colt said as he drew Amaterasu’s Pokéball.

“Holding.” He added as he threw it skyward and saw her materialize.

“<Back.>” They explained as Drought activated.

Yang!Guzma’s Location

“Because we are also actively against Mobius, to the point we were able to steal the Gene Splicers from them,” he reasoned as he lowered Roy’s Pokéball.

He considered getting Xerneas’ testimonial before realizing the problem. He considered his wording before deciding. “This man,” he said pointing to the Fairy-type human. “is a neutral third party. Ask him, we’ll step outside if we have to, right?” He turned to the rest of the group.

Yangverse, Shady House

-Dune is bundled up, his jacket zipped up high, to the bridge of his nose.-

-He does not like rain, he does not like Team Skull, and he does not like this whole situation in general.-

Guzma: -looks the group up and down, then sighs- Fine then. But I'm not the best to brief you on her mission anyway.

-he snaps his fingers at a nearby Grunt-

Bring him in.

-the grunt nods and scurries out-

-...and returns with a labcoated man with swirly hair-

Colress: Goodness! We have quite the assembly!

-At this Kendall's eyes widen and they start backing away quickly. Tom looks at this and his eyes narrow at Colress-

Anna 247: Ooh, a pirate! Does she have lots of treasure?

edited 20th Jan '18 4:26:21 PM by Umbramatic

Yang!Guzma’s House

Colt looked at who was brought in. And there was only one question on his mind. “How did Team Skull get an acclaimed scientist here?” He reasoned as he looked back and forth between the Team Skull leader and the scientist.

He looked to Colress with incredulity, Alli’s presence taking a backseat to Colress’.

-"Homer continues walking through the desert, thirsty and tired."-

Homer, dehydrated: water, need water.

Mokuba: <Hey human, want to play I spy? I spy with my little eye... something that starts with S... Give up? It's sand. Okay, round two. I spy->

-"Homer falls over, and passes out"-

Mokuba: <Human? -shakes on Homers arm, and grows worried- Human!?>

-"In the distance a pollywhirl can be seen walking by"-

-The group looks at Colress, and...-

Diane: ...I'm sorry, who are you?

-For the most part, the group's reactions are more or less the same — slight confusion, as if they're supposed to know this weird guy for some reason?-

-However, one person does put a name to his face.-

Dylan: Colress.

-He stands between Colress and Kendall, arms crossed.-

Hyul Shores

Embry: <Can you play "You are a Pirate"?>

-Polly enters the room, carrying an odd yellow egg-shaped object with black stripes and a red light on top-

-she thrusts it into Jacob's face-

edited 20th Jan '18 5:01:31 PM by Tangent128

Yangverse, Shady House

-Dune stands still, his jacket covering one half of his face and his goggles covering the other.-

-If he recognizes Colress, he doesn't show it.-

The GM House

-Deziree rubs the back of her head.-

Vinegar: So you're... a Magnezone. Who's a human. Because you invented that bracelet-

DR. MOBIUS!: ~Bracelet, capital B!~

Vinegar: Whatever! So, you were a robot Pokemon who invented a way to be human.

Twitch: Das' foockin' cool!

-Twitch is cramming her face with bacon pancakes.-

Vinegar: I mean, yes, but, still, that's kinda an important thing to mention at some point.

Deziree: Well, I USED to need my husband around to transform back and forth...

Twitch: Robo' secth? Kinkeh.

Deziree: Okay no, I draw the line there.

-Vinegar's seriousness breaks under Twitch's "giggity" moment.-

Vinegar: Okay, fine. Not like it changes much - you're still paying us and giving us a place to sleep.

Twitch: An' mufferfoockin' baco' pancathes!

Vinegar: Please swallow before talking, Twitch.

edited 20th Jan '18 5:15:31 PM by DuneTheWanderer

Wendy as her name will now be known frowns, "Oh come on really?" she mutters at the question about Pirate songs... "That joke died out years ago! Let the past die! Kill it if you have to!"

She draws her sword, "Like I will do to all of you!"

To Ana 247, "Look if you're asking about me booty... Dinner first. Then we'll talk."

Jester frowns, "Wow really?"

"YOU LEFT ME HERE FOR MILLENIA DAD! I DIDN'T ASK TO GET A PERSONALITY!"

"Listen here young lady! You will behave and murder these people or get defeated by them and like it!"

"GAWD!"

"THAT'S IT! GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

Wendy fumes and struts off, only for both to remember, "Oh wait."

Upon the drought, Wendy sighed, "You know... I have this thing behind me..."

The Grand Kyogre begins to spit a stream of water into the air, negating the effects of the drought. Yep. It's boss time.

As for Amaterasu... Wendy leaped over, only for a Feraligator to land in front of her, and slap her twice before leaping back. Wendy back, "You see... I got tricks!"

Jester gives a small golf clap, replicating himself to make it more noticeable.

Wendy smiles, "This ain't gonna be a easy fight boyos!"

From one of the small houses pops out another Feraligator who shouts, <HEY! TAKE IT ELSEWHERE! SOME OF US HAVE WORK TOMORROW! THESE FARM FIELDS DON'T TEND THEMSELVES!>

Wendy shouts back, "I'm a pirate! I don't give a fuck!"

Hyul Shores

Phaz: "Wait. Hold up y'all."

He lights up his sword.

"You, me. One versus one, swordbattle, no dirty tricks, only the environment, Grand Kyogre not counting."

Glances at Colton. "No foxes, no items, no final destination. Only the swordfight."

Yang!Guzma’s House

“C’mon, dude,” he told Dylan as he approached Colress. “He doesn’t have the Splicers anymore - or a reason to make them,” he reasoned.

Then he reconsidered his wording.

“There’s no Legendaries here, so we should be in the black,” he added.

Hyul Island Shore

Taking the slaps and rain with grace, Amaterasu subconsciously created wisps on her tails that became infernos in and of themselves, each and every one of them.

<Let’s fucking flash-boil her. Get 9-Volt and let’s maybe do some hydrolysis, too,> she spat.

He thus materialized and donned his Wise Glasses, glaring at both the Glitch and its construct. <Sounds fun!> He chimed.

“Alpha.”

He returned Amaterasu at Phaz’s request as the Galvantula created a web to lob at Jester. And then handed Phaz the shield. “I don’t need this thing.”

Hasslemon

DD: ...

SP: You want some help?

DD: They will pay. I don’t know how, but they will.

edited 20th Jan '18 5:35:32 PM by AbsentCoder

Channah: Nice. My brother tried to teach me piano, but it didn't stick. I'd rather listen, anyway.

Titus: -to Izana- <A thing humans play games with. They don't taste very good.>

Legault: <No, no, I'm a strictly for-hire thief. Nothing to worry about.>

Nino: Well - He sort of looks like Uncle Legault, now that I think about it... -pokes Legault in the nose and smiles faintly at his flinch- I'm sorry, we're holding you two up. What's your name?

The GM House

-Deziree and her crew are cleaning up the workshop. They're making... mixed progress.-

Deziree: Holy crap, Vinegar, how much did you drink?!

Vinegar: Do you want it in metric or imperial?

Deziree: Nevermind, forget I asked.

-Twitch climbs out from behind a shelf, waving a piece of fabric.-

Twitch: Hey, whose bra is this?

-Deziree and Vinegar look at each other. Vinegar pats herself.-

Vinegar: Oh, woops, that's mine.

Twitch: Ooo, nice. You're up to a size-

-Vinegar throws a wrench at Twitch before running up and grabbing her undergarment.-

Vinegar: There's no need to go over that!

-Deziree rolls her eyes before scooping up another handful of bottles.-

Twitch: Hehehehe...

Vinegar: Shut up you little gremlin.

Deziree: Hey, uh... whose panties are these?

-Vinegar and Twitch look at each other. They both pat themselves down.-

Twitch: Oh, er, those are mine.

Deziree: Trick question, I could tell by the Electrodes on them.

Vinegar: *Snerk*

Twitch: Shut up!

-video recording-

-"Ramona, an 18 year old young woman, with purple hair, and big round glasses, stands in front of the camera"-

Remona: Hi there everybody. Ramona here, with my ever fateful companion, Victor.

-"Ramona holds up a, rather annoyed, Lillpup infront of the camera"-

Ramona: Say hi Victor.

Victor, annoyed bark: <I did not agrea to this>

-"Ramona sets Victor down, and goes back to the camera"-

Ramona: Recently, some strange stuff has been happening at prime pier. According to reports, ghost types have been gathering around the pier at night, and at least two workers have claimed to have seen strange figures walking on the water at around 3 am. So, Victor and I have decided to look into these happenings, and see if we can put these spirits to rest.

-"Ramona stops recording, and then breaks into a fit of happiness"-

Ramona, bouncing with joy: Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm finally doing it, this Is going to be awesome!

Victor, embarrassed: <you know, you really shouldn't celebrate yet, we haven't done anything yet... also, people are staring>

-"Ramona, unaware of what Victor said, and not caring about the people staring, grabs Victor in a hug"-

Ramona: All right Vicky baby, let's go bust some ghost.

Victor, suffocating: <can't... breath... stop... hugging me>

-Ever glances at his phone-

-he returns his attention to Nino and Legault-

Ever: Aha. Good to know, Legault. (to Nino) I'm Ever. And you're really not holding me up, I don't think I have anywhere particular to be.

Nino: -brightening a little- That's good! Hmm... Oh, I feel so much better now that I know I have an ally! -grins at Legault, then turns back to Ever- So, are you a soldier, then? Since just you got out of a fight.

PEFE Medical Drama Wing - DRAMA! SURGERY! POLLY! WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?

-Jacob has an unusual object thrust in his face-

-He looks at it-

-Then at Polly-

-Then at the egg-

-Then at Polly again-

-Then at the thing again-

-He takes it-

-He looks at Polly-

"I mean, it's a while until Easter, but I'll hide it for you."

-Ever's eyes widen-

Ever: ...I would really prefer not to think of myself that way. I'm a problem-solver. Sometimes problems need permanent solutions. It's really not my ideal course of action.

Breeze: <Can you try to suppress the freakout while I'm literally perched on your head?>

-Ever nudges Breeze-

Ever: But I do my best to keep people safe, if that's what you mean.

-his fingers tap a slightly agitated beat on his hip-

PEFE!Every: Oh. Erm. Hello.

-she seems a little more hesitant to be rude to Polly, and stands at as close to attention as she can manage while Polly inspects Jacob-

Nino: I see. My family was... similar. We were vig-ilantes. Am I saying that right?

Legault: -nods-

Nino: So, are there any regular animals in this world? Or it just Pokemons?

Ever: ...Yes, that is probably more accurate. And you are pronouncing it correctly, as far as I know.

-he tilts his head-

...What do you mean "regular animals"? I mean, like, there are Pokemon that are animals and some that are plants and some that are kind of both and some that are other things, but like, people don't usually think about it that closely I think? Taxonomy's complicated.

edited 20th Jan '18 6:56:36 PM by memyselfandI2

-"Homer is laying in a medical trailer, his eyes slowly opening"-

Homer: ~where~

-"Suddenly, Mokuba jumps onto its trainer, eyes full of tears"-

Mokuba: <'''Human *sniffle* you're okay>

Homer: hey, don't go jumping on peo-

-"Zags Aldo jumps on Homer, eyed watery"-

Zags: <HOMER>

-"A medic walks in"-

Medic: Oh good, you're awake.

-"Ramona stands in front of the camera, with Victor in her arms"-

Ramona: Okay, so we're now at Prime pier. It's 10:34, and so far there hasn't been any real supernatural activity, but me and Victor will stay determined. We'll spend all not here if we have to.

Victor: <I did not agrea to that>

Ramona, with a never ending smile: YAH, I'm sure the ghost will be here any moment now.

-2 hours later-

Ramona, still smiling: Any moment now.

Victor: <Shut the fuck up Ramona!>

edited 20th Jan '18 7:08:02 PM by OlympianSoul

.. Ah shit did I upset her?

Daydre leans back again.

"... It's fine. We can go after it later." She sighs.

"I don't think most of the group was in a good enough condition to fight Gudrunn, anyway."

So, unless there's some weird bullshittery going on, she's a water type..

Daydre sends out Friendo, the Chargabug accordion noising as they land. She's about to issue a command when she hears Phaz.

".. Guess we're on standby?"

Friendo: <-displeased accordion->

"Hey, he asked. It's only polite."

edited 20th Jan '18 7:05:39 PM by Daydre

Nino: That's a good question... So Pokemon can be a lot of things... In Elibe, our animals look kind of the same, but - not as colorful, and in our armies we have pegasi and wyverns. I guess what I was asking was whether Pokemon are a group of their own! Like if you have animals, plants, spirits, and Pokemon. But, that doesn't sound like the case to me.

Legault: <Keep this up and you'll be Canas' apprentice in no time, Nino.> -chuckles-

Mew!Blitz: <Alright. No sense sitting around here while we wait, stairs aren't going anywhere yet> ~And as interesting as feeling like I've been into the energy drinks is, I'm not sure I want to see what happens if I soak up too much aura or whatever from that nexus~

Down: ~You're projecting thoughts again, Blitz~

-The rookie mew groans in annoyance-

Down: <Well, since you're extra energetic, how about you try teleporting to the Stormchaser yourself this time?>

Mew!Blitz: <Hm... I guess that's one way to work off this nexus energy>

Down: <I'll be in my ball if you get lost then~>

-The Natu recalls herself, leaving Mew!Blitz alone in the Cathedral to concentrate on making it back to the Stormchaser-

-A red eyed mew appears floating in mid air, and on hearing and smelling seawater that he wasn't expecting, he slowly opens his eyes-

<Um....>