ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Channah: -has no response to this-

Dolabella: -gets splashed by Athena's fall and starts cursing quietly, shaking the water off of himself and obsessively brushing at his coat-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

-Robin is clutching a Healing Pod™ attached to his arm-

Robin: -to Artoria- Correct. Though, hair and eyes are a bit different from what I usually see.

-Setsuna and Azama blink-

Azama!Setsuna: <...Freaky.>

Setsuna!Azama: <AAAAAAAA I ACTUALLY LIKED THAT BODY DAMMIT>

Lina: What Colton said... Mobius doesn't want Kyurem.

Tapu Koko: <Well, sorry, I haven't seen hide or hair of a Misdreavus... We tapu have been laying low since those Iron freaks nabbed Bulu. She's back now, but...>

-!-

<Mabye I can call her?>

Squirps: They are a Poipole, one of the few remaining Pokemon species of my dimension.

edited 19th Jan '18 6:12:28 PM by Umbramatic

Contact Me!

Daydre drags herself out of the Rock Tomb cave, leaning on Rowan. Aside from a few scrapes and the tree branch still in her shoulder, she's fine. She doesn't accept the healing pod due to worries about how it would interact with the aforementioned branch, though.

With a shing Sylvie reappears in front of Daydre, covered in mild to moderate wounds, and collapses. This Daydre does take a pod for, and Sylvie is recovered enough to not die. Daydre then collapses next to her.

off the shits

-Good news! Everyone's alive!-

-Tsunami's fin is soaked in blood, but the tissue, bone, and muscle has grown back thanks to gratutious Heal Pulse use.-

-Ace took an Aura Sphere and Shadow Ball to his left wing. It's missing feathers (so no flying), but he's reatively unscathed.-

-Beowulf, unable to Teleport or Protect, took a Shadow Ball in his back while defending Tsunami. Something broke, but he'll live.-

-Celena got multiple Flame Bursts. Damn weaknesses. Still, Steel's hard to melt. There shouldn't be lasting damage.-

-Achille took one of each attack and is unconcious on the ground. His Ponytatail got singed off and his left limbs are contorted at odd angles. Why hasn't Shaun tried to heal him?-

Shaun: "..."

-Oh. That's why.

-His coat is flameproofed.-

-His pants and shirt are not.-

-Shaun's chest and legs are covered in third and second degree burns. His clothes are tattered, and most of his shirt and pants have been reduced to ash.

Shaun: "Heh.. ironic."

-He collapses.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Celadon A

Joe: Well, how about that? I don't think we have those here. That's pretty neat!

-verbally backpedals-

Joe: The Poipole thing, so we're clear, not the whole miserable dystopia thing.

Another green world.

YV — The Kyave

-The Amarins, as well as the Amarin-To-Be, all give each other strange looks.-

Dylan: Then what would they need the DNA Splicers for?

Ellen: My guess is some other fusion, or research to develop some sort of species-splicing technology of their own.

Diane: Well, at least we nabbed them already, so that problem's not as urgent.

Kai: Yeah...

-She turns back to Kyurem.-

Kai: All right, so, that's one big relief. Now, the other thing — where is my sister?

-"Anubis looks at the Mon god with surprise"-

Anubis: <Y-you can call her, how?>

Melly: <who the hell's team iron>

Mokuba, continuing Jojo posses: <Umiwa no stando, Tapu-buluo... Hey, why didn't time freez?>

-"Another jar is heard breaking"-

Homer: Damn it Zags, do I have to tape your hands together?

Zags: <probably>

Let's all have fun

 Hot Springs 

Oh boy... Heart Swap.

-And then the implications of my previous statement hit me like the Stakataka would've weeks ago-

Shit, sorry...

-Sinks into the water out of embarrassment-

Muddy: <Told him.>

edited 19th Jan '18 6:31:26 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Laverre City

-on the top floor of a large, stately house, an unusually tall and thin woman paces back and forth. While she had never been the picture of glowing, healthy beauty, she looks particularly ragged now, with stringy black hair and sallow skin. She just finished her sixth cigarette in a row, and she's just lit up her seventh-

Alys: What on earth am I to do now?

Puck: <Beats me. I'm just a Sylveon.>

-Alys glares down at Puck-

Alys: Is now really the time to be a wiseacre? Neo-Illusion's gone under, Mathilde wants nothing to do with me anymore, that blonde Cyclops vanished into the desert, and Juliet...

-she sighs-

Alys: There has to be something I can do.

-Puck lazily twitches a feeler-

Puck: <Are there any other teams that need someone like you?>

-Alys considers this-

Alys: ...there just might be.

-a familiar grin spreads across her face, and an energy returns to her that makes her seem...well, if not lively, at least less like a dead tree that learned to walk-

Alys: I think I can find one, yes. I can join them, I can work my way up-

-she pauses-

Alys: Will I have to work my way up? Maybe they need admins. I have the experience for it, at least. But no matter! I get there, I find the right time to strike, and then I take over!

-she starts with a gleeful cackle before breaking off into a fit of wheezing coughs-

Puck: <Easy, girl.>

Alys: Well, no need to feel sorry for myself anymore.

-she steps toward the staircase-

Alys: Fancy some wi-OHFUCK

-not looking where she stepped, Alys misses a stair and topples forward with a loud WHAM of body meeting hardwood. A series of thump-thump-thump-thumps follow, along with grunts and curses from Alys before she lands, sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in a daze. Puck peers over the top of the stairs-

Puck: <...be careful?>

-Alys responds with a low, exhausted moan-

Another green world.

-Ace takes a Healing Pod™ for himself and puts Celena.-

-Beowulf takes two and, after applying his own, sets about nursing Achille.-

-Tsunami grabs two and practically slams them on Shaun.-

Tsunami: <Wake up, dumbass.>

-Shaun's eyes flutter open, and he blinks weakly, grinning at Tsunami.-

Shaun: "When I said 'see you in [Hell]', I wasn't serious."

Tsunami: <Unbelievable. I should've let you die.>

Shaun: "Is it dead?"

Tsunami: <Obliterated.>

-Shaun moves to get up, but is pushed down.-

Tsunami: <Rest.>

edited 19th Jan '18 6:37:42 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Channah: -watches him go under, nonplussed- 'bout what?

Dolabella: <Dumb wet shirt joke.>

Channah: ...Ah. Right, the thing I said.

Dolabella: -inspecting her- <Did you get enough sleep last night?>

Channah: Yeah.

Dolabella: <Huh. Whatever.> -flops his tail-

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Eventually Rowan manages to get a heal pod on Daydre. The tree branch gets pushed out by the regrowing muscle and skin tissue.

Rowan curls up next to Daydre.

edited 19th Jan '18 6:43:07 PM by Daydre

off the shits

Silas gets up slowly and looks over his team. Amber is excited, <Okay that was amazing!>

"Glad you had fun. I feel like a over cooked torchicken dinner here."

Hacks got up as well, ~Guuuuuuh... ow... What the hell was that thing?~

"If I had to guess. One of the rumored glitch the J-Team apparently fights every so often."

The entirety of the Grant team sighed as the healing pods helped. Silas's outfit was frizzled and a few of his electronics were fried. "Aw my iPod, I had an entire podcast on there."

Jimmy looks over at Silas, "Wait you still have a iPod?"

"No sense in wasting phone battery if I have the device. Hooks right up to my pDroid and I can listen whenever."

Jimmy blinks, "Could I get a pDroid some time?"

"Well they are sold as a Asimov product... so I guess."

Jimmy sighs and stands up, he looks over Mantis who is now healed, "You didn't drop the flaming Whailord on it why?"

~Haven't done that in years, it was a effigy so it wasn't really a whailord, and a one time thing.~

Amber looks over the destruction, smiles a bit, then walks over to where Jacob is, <Need some help pal?>

 Hot Springs 

-Rises back up before switching to a floating position-

Ugh, it's just like, I keep on saying stupid shit to you like I'm 13 years old again, it's embarrassing...

Coincidentally the last time this happened also involved a girl in Hoenn with a name starting with "C", truly my life is cyclical...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Azama is still screaming-

-Kaden and Izana are amused-

-Setsuna is just confused-

Kyurem: [Alli? She's from Team Skull... I haven't heard of them, but she's nice... She kept me company for a while...]

[...But then she went off to Alola! To find the rest of Team Skull...]

-Lina blinks, then translates all this-

Squirps: Understandable. What happened to my world is not enviable.

Mauve: {A right shame is what it is...}

-Tapu Koko pulls out a cell phone and dials a number-

Tapu Koko: <Yello?>

Tapu Bulu: -from the other side of the phone- Zzzzzzzzz

Tapu Koko: <WAKE UP, YA MORON>

Tapu Bulu:' Zzzzz... Five more minutes... Zzzzzzzzz...

Tapu Koko: <...This could take a while.>

edited 19th Jan '18 6:55:45 PM by Umbramatic

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Celadon A

-Joe nods-

Joe: Got it!

-pauses-

Joe: Uh...hope you don't mind me prying, but what happened to where you came from? Like, how did it get all screwed up?

edited 19th Jan '18 7:00:25 PM by ILoveDogs

Another green world.

-There is a record scratch noise as Kai's expression changes.-

Kai: Excuse me what.

Channah: -mildly- Nothing you say is as stupid as what comes out of my mouth on a regular basis, so don't worry.

Dolabella: -rolling on his back- <Hot springs are where social skills go to die.>

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

Anubis: <...where did you get that phone, why do you have that phone?>

-"Homer is taping Zags hands together"-

Homer: There -to Mokuba- No, would you please... where the fuck did that thing get a phone?

Mokuba, to Tapu-koko: <Can I play games on it?>

Let's all have fun

YV Chasm

He stood up and stared at Kyurem with an incredulous look. He inhaled with his eyes closed and let the air sting for a moment, before he exhaled with his arms slack.

Colton facepalmed.

The friction caused by the sound waves running against the chasm walls caused some ice to melt before it even struck the ground, and the condensed cloud he just exhaled became fully gaseous. Everyone in the group would probably lose their footing, and Kyurem would probably topple over.

Speaking of Dragons, Reshiram - wherever they were - would possibly hear the facepalm, which would justifiably be mistakable for sounds of a struggle. The many action figures would be thrown into the back of their shelves.

The Unovan's jacket's torso would be flying in the breeze, now rendered damp due to the ice that flew into its inner lining, before they melted or after. Long n' short, Kyurem would possibly be very glad that sound-based moves were not Dragon-type.

"You gotta be kidding me," he sighed as he lowered his hand, oblivious to the carnage.

edited 19th Jan '18 7:11:56 PM by AbsentCoder

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

 Hot Springs 

-Still floating-

You need to quit bagging on yourself so often, it's not healthy. I get that probably sounds hypocritical coming from me of all people but...

Muddy: -To Doc- <Should we?>

Doc: <Nah, let's see what happens.>

 Yangchasm 

Ann: She joined Team Skull?

edited 19th Jan '18 7:26:36 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Artoria: "... You say that like you see multiversal duplicates of yourself on a regular basis."

F!Robin: "Discussions of alternate mes aside..."

Mordred: -attempts to say something, but is muffled by Artoria.

F!Robin frowns, looking down at her robe once more. "... Where would the nearest tailor be?"

Tamamo: "Nothing good☆"

Suddenly facepalm

Tamamo looks entirely unaffected.

Masako is not knocked to the ground by virtue of currently lying on it.

And Astolfo is knocked around like a tumbleweed.

Astolfo: <This is fun!> :D

Masako: <Wait what's this about Team Skull?>

Astolfo: -still rolling around like tumbleweed.- <Those guys?> D:

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Channah: 's not uncalled for if it's true.

Dolabella: -overhears Doc and Muddy but doesn't react- <Maaany have tried that, all have failed. If she wants to think she's junk, let her. It's not hurting anyone important.> -rolls over again-

Channah: More or less.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

 Hot Springs 

-To Channah-

You don't think you're important?

Muddy: <He's entering "Must help friends" mode.>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Channah: Nah. Think it's pretty clear.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.