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ILoveDogs from Lunn Guyland Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: Hounds of love are hunting
#526276: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:06:36 PM

Celadon A

-Joseph gasps with delight at the sight of Mauve-

Joe: Oh my gosh, look at him! Isn't he just precious?

Another green world.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#526277: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:10:06 PM

New Mauville

Channah: ... -looks at Tagg out of the corner of her eye, then down at the floor- Oh. ...Fuck, dude.

Thierry: -to Kaden- < it still amazes me, how far they have come since i was alive >

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#526278: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:10:36 PM

The Stormchaser
Zelretch draws a shortsword seemingly made of crystal. "Leave this place, or suffer the consequences, Sorceress."
Hau'oli Hotel
Mordred looks dreamily at Robin. "He's magnificent~"

Artoria: "Mordred please."

Cecilia: <I thank you again, Robin. You remind me of... someone I knew, though his name eludes me.>

???
Though I walk through the valley of shadow, I fear no evil, for my friends and my comrades walk beside me.

A woman stands in an expanse of shadow, flanked by five figures, each vague and formless. Two swordsmen. One holding a book. One holding a spear.

She steps forward. The phantoms flanking her step in sync.

When the day turns into night.

Another step.

When the stars run out of light.

Another.

Will you be there, to sing my song?

Another.

I call your name, to maybe shield the flame.

A massive draconic shadow rears over the party...

For the night is dark and long.

And crashes down onto the woman.

But do not go gentle into that good night

A spear of light lances out, piercing the draconic shadow.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

And everything vanishes.

Somewhere™
A blue-haired woman bearing a striking resemblance to Robin in her Grandmaster outfit, albeit with a red, not blue, mantle, sits up suddenly in a cold sweat.

F!Robin(?): “I… I must have…” She looks around. “... This isn’t- But I- Did it… not work? I should be dead, but… I’m not.”

A Scizor sweeps down and lands in front of her. <Hey! Move, you’re in my spot!>

F!Robin(?): -jumps back- “Okay, what in the name of the Gods is that?”

Scizor: <Seriously lady? Just GO! SHOO!>

F!Robin(?) reaches for her sword, finding it… not there. “... Oh. I’m not keen on the odds of some giant… bug… thing versus me with my fists, so hopefully it won’t pursue if I leave…” She steps away slowly.

Scizor: <God, was that so hard? Sheesh, humans sometimes.> -the Scizor flaps back down, and lays where F!Robin(?) was standing moments before.

F!Robin(?): -exhales, looking around once more, albeit slower, surveying the land.- “Civilization, I need to find civilization, maybe then someone can tell me where I am, and why my memories are so damn fuzzy… At least I remember more than just my name, snippets, but more, unlike last time… Gods, this is the second time I’ve woken up in an unfamiliar land with few memories, this is getting embarrassing.

edited 16th Jan '18 9:11:33 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#526279: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:23:11 PM

 New Mauville 

-To Channah-

It's not that big a deal, I didn't die like some of the guys we found and I had the RadAway so there weren't really any complications.

...

...

...

Thanks for caring though.

-Notices the area starting to slightly warp-

We're close.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#526280: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:26:45 PM

New Mauville

Channah: Er. Any idea of what to expect?

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#526281: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:32:23 PM

X-Naut Base

-Suddenly Nico bursts in atop Grodus, in full X-Naut regalia-

Nico: WHO TRIED TO MESS WITH MY GIRL

Contact Me!
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#526282: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:36:08 PM

 New Mauville 

-To Channah, as we enter an area similar to the one we were in the previous day-

Could be anything really, hopefully it's just nothing.

-Right in front of us is a white rift with what looks to be portions of an even more dilapidated New Mauvile appearing through it-

This is it.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#526283: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:42:23 PM

New Mauville

Izana: <Holy wow! Is this the way home?>

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CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#526284: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:43:07 PM

PMD-N

Cris: <Right...>

Tsubasa: <Let's hope this goes well.>

X-Naut Fortress

Yarne: <AAAAAAA!>

Maggie: "...Okay, to be clear, Yarne, most of the time it's a lot less... like this with me anymore."

-to Nico- "Uh... something's going on with Gudrunn, apparently. I dunno what, but I want her to be okay... she's nice..."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#526285: Jan 16th 2018 at 9:46:39 PM

New Mauville

Channah: Outside the government, beyond the J-Team. -steps a bit closer to the rift- I dunno. So, you just open the briefcase?

Basil: -crouches down a little, worried-

edited 16th Jan '18 9:47:28 PM by Metanoia

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#526286: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:04:23 PM

 New Mauville 

-To Izana-

I assure you, you'd just end up more lost if you tried using this thing.

-Presses a button and a ray is fired at the rift, which collapses-

 Mauville 

-Shimmering spots disappear as scarved mons and the piece of building are sent back to their home universe, and confused looking humans still wearing scarves and other articles of clothing also appear-

 New Mauville 

I'd assume that's the end for this particular universe fusion.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#526287: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:06:46 PM

New Mauville

Azama: <Well, that was anticlimactic. Then again I suppose we didn't see all of it, did we?>

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Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#526288: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:15:04 PM

New Mauville

Channah: Wasn't much to see in the first place. -seems more subdued than usual- Nice walk, I guess.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#526289: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:17:08 PM

 New Mauville 

I'm sensing presences... might have to book it out of here soon...

-To Channah-

Something up?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#526290: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:20:55 PM

New Mauville

Channah: Uhm, no. -sighs- Now we have to go up...

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#526291: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:27:32 PM

 New Mauville 

-To Channah, as we start walking back-

I wanted you to know that if you have any issues we ca-

Magnemite: -Comes out of nowhere- <You humans and your stomping around, I'm stick of it! This is our land!>

Electrode: -In front of a number of Voltorb and Magnemite- <Yeah, we're gonna blow you up!>

Yeah... not gonna risk a cave in doing an Earthquake or Tectonic Rage, and Mud Shot wouldn't faint them quickly enough, especially if one of those Voltorb or Electrode decide to blow themselves up...

-To Channah-

Teleport?

edited 16th Jan '18 10:28:31 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#526292: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:27:43 PM

Hau'oil city

Homer, a little freaked out by grima: I, uh, think so.

-"Melly rushes past Homer and grabs her brother in a hug"-

Melly: <Zagreus, I'm so glad your... wake the fuck up>

Zags: <zzz... *snort* huh? Oh, hey Melly... I'm a go back to sleep>

-"Zags passes out again, and Melly grabs a nearby log"-

Homer, as Melinoe brutally beats her brother: Yeah, he's mine.

route 1 Pokémon center

-"two nurses are on their smoke break"-

Nurse 1: So then he was like, "can you spot me change for the bus"? Who ask that.

Nurse 2: Didn't you have him buy you a car.

Nurse 1: Yeah so?

-"Anubis limps by, his broken leg in a splint, and a bandage around his waist"-

Anubis: <Got to.. Get back... To Homer>

Nurse 2: Isn't that the Umbreon from the e.r.?

Nurse 1: Who cares?

Let's all have fun
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#526293: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:32:31 PM

Somewhere™
F!Robin(?), having fashioned a makeshift walking stick out of a fallen branch, has started hiking in a random direction. "Hopefully I will be able to find somewhere to camp before dark, and something to hunt that isn't one of those weird oversized bugs." She sighs. "I wish I had my weapons, then I could defend myself."

Speaking of defending herself, three Geodudes burst out of the underbrush, followed by an Alolan Geodude. The Alolan Geodude seems to be the leader.

A!Geodude: <Hey you, yeah, you, give us your money!>

F!Robin(?): "More strange creatures, this time rock elementals?" She looks down at her stick. Not much, but... She settled into a fighting stance, backing away slowly.

???: <HEY YOU, PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!> A small voice shouts, and one of the Geodudes goes down in a hail of leaves. A Jangmo-o and a Fomantis jump out in front of F!Robin(?).

A!Geodude: <She's askin' for it, wanderin' 'aound here without any pokemon to defend herself!>

Fomantis: <Commander Artoria trained us to protect those who cannot protect themselves from brigands like you!>

A!Geodude: <Heh, you'll get yours then!>

The Lurantis unleashes another blast of leaves, downing another Geodude.

Meanwhile the Jangmo-o has engaged the Alolan Geodude, raking their claws across it, receiving mostly inconsequential shocks for their trouble.

F!Robin(?) looks around the battlefield, spotting something sneaking up behind the Fomantis. "Leaf, behind you!"

The Fomantis turns, able to dodge out of the way of most of a Ribombee's Bug Buzz.

Fomantis: <Hnng!>

F!Robin(?) continues her survey of the battlefield, determined to learn all she can from this fight. "The plant creature seems to have taken more damage from the bug than the rock elementals, is there some sort of elemental affinity in play?"

The Jangmo-o lands another solid hit on the Alolan Geodude, who looks around. <I... I'll get you next time!> And flees, leaving only the Ribombee.

Jangmo-o: <This is bad.>

Fomantis: <Very. But stay focused, if we intercept the attacks meant for each other, we have a much higher chance of survivng.>

The Jangmo-o nods. F!Robin(?) stands back a ways, observing.

The Ribombee aims another Bug Buzz at the Fomantis, but the Jangmo-o takes it instead. Both counter with a Slash and a Rock Slide, respectively. The Ribombee falters as if injured, but remains flying.

F!Robin(?) quietly sidesteps around the battlefield, as the Ribombee uses Dazzling Gleam, dropping both to critical health. The Jangmo-o counters with another Rock Slide, and the Fomantis with another slash.

As the Rimbombee is about to repeat the maneuver, knocking both out, F!Robin(?) lets out a cry, and thrusts her stick into the Ribombee, sending it flying into a tree and knocking it unconscious.

She turns to the Fomantis and the Jangmo-o. "Are either of you seriously injured?" Normally she'd be able to tell, but, well, plant creature and scaly dog don't exactly match up to her knowledge of what a critically injured person looks like.

The Fomantis waves her off. <We'll be fine.>

F!Robin(?) Sits back against a tree. "How are we supposed to communicate if we do not share a language?"

The Fomantis walks over to her, and starts tugging on her robe. "What?" She blinks. "You want me to follow you?"

The Fomantis nods.

F!Robin(?): "... Can you understand me?"

The Fomantis nods again.

F!Robin(?): "What a strange place this is."

Fomantis: <What a strange person you are.>

F!Robin(?): "... Still unable to understand you."

Fomantis: <Yep, that's the point.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#526294: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:34:53 PM

New Mauville

Channah: -raising an eyebrow at the wild Pokémon- Yeah, sounds good.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#526295: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:36:58 PM

Hau'oli 1

Grima:    Thank myself! I believe I already charged your credit card. Is there anything else I can do for you?   

New Mauville

Izana: <Teleport? Hey, I think I can do that! Just let me->

-wazzup-

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rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#526296: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:37:48 PM

 New Mauville 

-Teleported-

 Mauville 

-We end up in front of the Pokémon Center-

Well, that was something, if slightly anticlimactic.

edited 16th Jan '18 10:38:08 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#526297: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:42:58 PM

Old Mauville

Channah: -closes her eyes and pinches the bridge of her nose for a moment before replying- Mhm. -to Tagg- What were you saying, before we left?

edited 16th Jan '18 10:56:31 PM by Metanoia

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#526298: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:49:10 PM

 Mauville 

-To Channah-

I was trying to say that if there's any issues, we can talk about it.

Arceus I hope I didn't make this awkward.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#526299: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:50:47 PM

Hua'oli city

Homer: ...what was that about my credit card?

Melly, as she beats Zags: <Tell us where to find our other to mons *hits *Zags with a log*, and if you can *hits Zags with a log* tell us about a group called Mobius, *hits Zags with a log*, a guy named Izaya, *hits Zags with a log* and an egg shaped guy with a mustache *breaks log over Zags head*>

Zags: <I can't feel my face... sleep time>

-"Zags goes back to sleep"-

Let's all have fun
Metanoia like christ, but with more nails from Antarctica Since: Jul, 2015
like christ, but with more nails
#526300: Jan 16th 2018 at 10:55:53 PM

Mauville

Channah: Oh. There aren't? On my end, anyway. Um. Just thinking, y'know.

There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.

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