Zoroark Green: <So I'm pretty sure they wouldn't know who I am, so if you're looking for a distraction...>
-she plops down next to a Mobian of a non-furry variety, before offering them a fangy grin-
Zoroark Green: <HI! I've never been on a real airplane before, do you know if they serve lunch before or after the loop-de-loops?>
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
The Blonde nods.
Blonde: "Thank you, I will keep that in mind."
He looks a bit puzzled, however.
"Hm, though, I notice most people around here don't seem to fight with weapons. I'm not the best at unarmed combat, I'll say."
Poochyena: <Oh, yeah, that was weird. He tried fighting a Pawniard with a stick! Glad I jumped in to help him!>
Blonde: "Anyway, if you need something to call me, Golias will do."
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Flying Colors
Yangplane
-You know that discomforted feeling one might get when you have to be in an elevator with someone you really don't like, so you all just silently stare at the numbers and wait to reach your floor?-
-Imagine a similar feeling, stretched out over several hours.-
-Yeah.-
Kai: ...
Skye: ...
Diane: ...
Dylan: ...
Ellen: ...
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: -looks uncomfortable- Okay... Did you actually need something?
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
The Wanderer
Route 15
-To Golias-
Okay, maybe we should continue this on the bridge.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Flying Colors
Celadon Department Store
-Throughout the store, a pair of men in the most egregiously stereotypical punk attire — tight leather with tears all over, spiked shoulders, anarchy symbol jewelry, so many piercings it could make a voodoo doll queasy, black eyeliner so thick it arguably counts as face paint, and most importantly, matching mohawks of red and blue respectively — start ransacking the department store as the store denizens struggle to stay upright at the horrible dissonant sounds.-
Red Metal Guy: HAH! THIS TURNED OUT WAY BETTER THAN WE COULD HAVE HOPED!
Blue Metal Guy: WHAT?
-The two laugh at the joke — they're both totally fine, they blew out their hearing years ago and are relying on lip-reading now. They push one of the fourth-floor cashiers aside and start taking the money, grinning as their Exploud screams everyone into submission.-
Blue Metal Guy: TOO EASY!
-Nearby, Evan struggles against the sound to scroll through his options and press down on the Omniband. With a green flash, in his place there is a Houndoom.-
-Who promptly whimpers and buries his head into a shelf full of Poke Dolls to block out the sound. Curse his enhanced dog hearing!-
edited 10th Jan '18 5:47:48 PM by BittersweetNSour
Golias: -to Channah- "Mostly that, though some companionship could be nice."
-to Tagg- "Yes, that'd probably be best."
Poochyena: <Oh, cool, Bridge! Wonder if this is like the one around home?>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Not A Lawyer
-Once the flight takes off, Alice drains her complimentary Croagunk Cola in one before turning to the Mobius Employee sat next to her with a smile.-
Alice: Hello there.
Mobius Employee: Um... hi.
Alice: You have a very nice neck.
Mobius Employee: ...Thanks, maybe?
Alice: It looks very slender. Quite fragile, even. Do you know how much force it takes to crush a human trachea? Just ten pounds.
Mobius Employee: Er-
Alice: It's amazing the sort of things you learn here and there. I mean, that's only the weight of a Shroomish, and they're tiny. Just a little pressure in the right place, and...
-She crumples her can in her hand.-
Alice: See?
Mobius Employee: ...Please stop talking to me.
-Alice's innocent smile widens.-
Alice: I'm just making conversation. What else are we meant to do for the next eight hours?
-The Mobius Employee desperately starts trying to catch the eye of one of the attendants.-
Mobius Employee: Help me I think this weird goth plant girl is some kinda serial killer
edited 10th Jan '18 5:53:13 PM by Herbert40k
Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.
The Flamebringer
Unfortunately it's Xerneasxes, not the Mobius people.
Her attempts have mostly been foiled by the flight attendants.
She eventually gives up and sends Astolfo to do it for her.
Astolfo pops out from under the chair in front of Xerxes. <Hi again!> :D
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Myth creater
-"Anubis lands in the sand, blood dripping out of his front left leg, while his back right leg is clearly broken"-
-"Guzzlord breaks through the railing serounding the beach, and falls after Anubis"-
Guzzlord: <ME HUNGRY. YOU FOOD. ME EAT YOU>
Anubis, trying not to stand on his broken back leg: <Just a heads up, I'm high on sodium> -in his head- <All right, got it away from the town, now I just need to get it away from me.>
-"Guzzlord lets out a roar and throws its self up in the air"-
-Guzzlord used heavy slam-
-"Anubis let's out a surprised what before attempting to jump out of the way of the attack."-
-"Anny is unable to fully avoid Guzzlords heavy slam, and is knocked a distance away. He accidentally stands on his back leg, and let's out a pained scream"-
Anubis: <grah, damn it>.
edited 10th Jan '18 5:55:53 PM by OlympianSoul
Let's all have fun
like christ, but with more nails
Channah: -heads up the bridge, still looking oddly at Golias- Okay, er. Guy over there is Tagg. This is Big Savings, and I'm Channah. So...
There is no disdain in nature, there is no humiliation.
Flying Colors
Yangplane
-Kai — who has taken the window seat on the other side of Alice — looks at her with... some sort of emotion that can't really be described, vaguely adjacent to horror as well as admiration and amusement. Whatever it is, she's laughing.-
Kai: Alice. Holy shit.
Silas is sympathetic to Daydre but continues his call, "Alright. This is Silas, aka, the astronaut that had to rap battle in your store for a damn scarf while Daydre just paid for hers!"
Snakeye was looking at Daydre, <So what're you then?>
"I recently participated in a raid on Team Iron and I managed to pull their files from their servers thanks to my associates."
Bishop walked back into the cockpit, his body having a proper new head casing put on his robot body. He popped out and gave a smug look. Snakeye chose to ignore the digibird.
"We're not certain if anything in the files are useful, but honestly something out of anything about Iron and any secrets they might hide would be better."
Silas waved for Megan to get into a seat and get buckled as he looked to Daydre, hoping that she at least had some way out.
"It'll take me 2 hours to get to Kanto and Celadon, easy. Anywhere we should meet up if you want these?"
Fwomph
Yang Plane!
-Oh great, now Pent has to roleplay sobering up and having a hangover for the next few hours. Not as painful as doing it for real but it kinda sucks-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Meet The New Boss
We interrupt your scheduled Alliplot to bring you these other two plots!
Mobius Airship
-Izaya is looking over a statement about the Iron Raid-
-He seems amused-
-Cheri's flash drive is right next to him-
A Location
-Ilya and Heracles are around-
Contact Me!
Izaya might notice Dr. Multiman approaching him.
Multiman: "Hello, Izaya, could I have a talk with you?"
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Meet The New Boss
Dunsparce Cloud
-Ever has located Brie-
Brie: Hey, where were you?
Ever: Long story.
Brie: What was that about a Pokemon on the island?
Ever: Oh good Arceus do I not want to talk about it.
Brie: ...Okay.
Ever: Are we good for a teleport back?
Brie: Yeah, All will be here in a little while.
Ever: Cool...
Brie: Everything alright?
Ever: Yeah. Just worried about a number of people.
Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Multiman: "Well, I was wondering if you had any plans as to how to handle what happened recently with the Iron Base."
edited 10th Jan '18 6:48:30 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Somewhere
-people!-
Another green world.
Meet The New Boss
Multiman: "I mean, were you planning on making any plans to deal with the J-Team? Do your... usual methods?"
He gives a bit of a knowing smirk.
Golias: "Pleasure to meet you all."
Guard: <Yeah, nice to meet you all! I'm Guard, by the way. This bridge is cool.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Meet The New Boss
Mobius Airship
Izaya: Well, of course. -smirks-
-He's mostly paying attention to Multiman? right now-
Contact Me!
A ghostly jellyfish tentacle emerges from underneath a desk and tries to quickly snatch the flash drive away and ghost it away.
Multiman: "Excellent! Knew I could count on you!"
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Flight to Unova
"Do you want a little help in learning the language?" Colt offered as he drew the Blue Scarf. "I mean, it won't help with Houndoom and Dunsparce - probably - but you'll still have almost all of your bases covered," he explained as he set the scarf next to Xerxes.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]