ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Pyrrha: <I'm confused.>

Kokone: <Welcome to my world.>

Pyrrha: <What's this about Fomantis, though?>

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Lisa: <Right...>

She stares at the design◊, unsure what to make of it while Sholto opens it to find...

Hajime: "Oh, heh, I kinda went there too. Guess we never really talked to each other much, so does make sense. Just didn't expect to run to someone from Portside here in Virbank."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-...an Egg. Sholto unwraps his present to find an Egg, yellowish in colour with dark speckles, while Maul continues to stare.-

Maul: ~It's our son.~

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Artoria: "Not something that we are bringing up again."

Mordred: "... Long story."

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A Kalida is thrown past a certain trio of ice foxes.

Masako: <What.>

Astolfo: <But wouldn't that make you a criminal too?>

Tamamo: "Okay then☆"

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Virbank City:

"I went to school with a lot of people, surprised most of them would even remember me..." Mark then said before asking, "wait a minute, how do you know I'm from Slateport? Are you one of my followers on the internet?"

Living The Fever Dream

Lisa and Sholto are just both simultaneously surprised and unsure how to react for a bit.

Sholto: <I... wow, certainly didn't expect that.>

Lisa lets out a sigh.

Lisa: <You could have told me you went that far with him beforehand.>

Sholto: <I... I... didn't think I...>

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Kokone: <Fair enough.>

Pyrrha: <Anyway! You heard of the J-Team before? Last time we came here, they understood us better than a lot of the other humans did!>

Hajime: "Uh, you just looked... pretty familiar. I guess I would have just been embarassed if I hadn't really recognized you..."

"Oh, though, right, introduction. Hajime, Hajime Benson. I'm kinda on a journey, sorta with a group of trainers I ran into when they came through Slateport."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Maul: ~Well, it's somebody's son. Yours now. Ciao.~

-He winks at Sholto, before disappearing with a blip.-

-...-

-He reappears with another blip after a few seconds.-

Maul: ~Oh, vote Maul 2018. Donations appreciated.~

-And he's gone again.-

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Sholto and Lisa just stare at the egg and Maul as he leaves.

Lisa: <...Still better than last year's.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Artoria: "Yes, we're actually looking for a specific associate of theirs."

Mordred: "Yeah, that."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon City

-Scarlette is tackled to the ground, and Gus immediately jumps on Kalida to wrestle her off.-

Gus: <Get off her now!>

Scarlette: This doesn't involve you!

Calliope: <Not cool, dude!>

-Calliope likewise turns to help Scarlette get free. Sadie gives Ever a tired look.-

Sadie: <Rose was who Scarlette accused her of being. And then her memories were removed and she became a new person, and— >

Rose: And now I'm paying for running from my past...

-Ever tilts his head at Rose and Sadie-

Ever: That is exceptionally confusing, and raises interesting questions about the nature of identity and persistence of perspective.

-he blinks at Kalida out of nowhere-

Ever: That is exceptionally confusing as well, though I would not say it raises any particular questions.

-he sidles past Scarlette to stand between the various factions-

Ever: Scarlette is a friend of mine. Please take that into consideration as you continue this interaction.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Sylveon: <Oh, he's probably looking for me.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Celadon

-Before Kalida can be touched she's off of Scarlette-

Kalida: "You're right! It doesn't! But look at that face!" -She flaggles her arm at Rose-

"That's not the face of a justly guilty person!! I can't just stand around looking pretty when such a lovely person is being attacked!"

-Bhima and Vetala show up-

Vetala: <What did you get us wrapped up in this time.>

Bhima: <It appears someone is being attacked!>

Kalida: -She looks at Ever- "Duly noted!! But maybe we should stop blocking the alley so our other friend here doesn't feel trapped!"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

The trio of ice foxes observe the interactions.

Masako: <... What even is this person.>

Astolfo: <A hypocrite?>

Tamamo: "Fun☆"

Masako: <I am incredibly confused.>

Astolfo: <Me too.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Pyrrha: <Oh, who's that? Maybe we know them!>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Celadon

Corrin: Ahh... so, the song must have lived past its meaning, then?

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-With Gus's help, Scarlette pulls herself back up, glaring daggers.-

Scarlette: That is the face of someone running from her problems! She knows every one of her crimes, and she's running from them!

Rose: ...Back off, guys. This is... this is between us.

Scarlette: You're fucking right it is.

Ever: Alright. Communication is important.

-he notices a nearby fire escape and walks up a flight to get out of any potential lines of fire-

Hey, flying stranger? It's probably best if you join me up here.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Mordred: "Uh, a Corrin."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Pyrrha: <Hm... don't think I've heard of a Corrin before.>

<Though, rest assured. If I run into anyone by the name of 'a Corrin', I will make haste to let you know.>

edited 31st Dec '17 1:50:31 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Mordred: "Great. Thanks."

Artoria: "Well, then."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Celadon

Zumi: Perhaps... I was thrust into the modern world in a strange fashion...

Moon Tribe Ruins

-Sora takes the armband off-

-Nena shakes her... head? Body? and sighs-

Nena: <I... I don't know. Everything's... Gone.>

AU Airship

-Alex opens the hatch-

Display!Alex: GET IN HERE

Contact Me!

Moon Tribe Ruins

Alyesha thought for a moment as Yuri continued to wander around

Deep Voice!Alyesha: "Hmm, seeing how this whole complex is now but a ruin, how about you explore the rest of the world for a bit? It has changed quite a bit from the Earth you knew before"

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"

Celadon

Kalida: -Flips and leaps and jumps up to the roof of the building- "You are interesting! And your hair is blue."

-Beat-

"CanItouchit"

Vetala: <Kalida no>

Kalida: "Kalida yes"

edited 31st Dec '17 2:02:57 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Grand Palkia

"Well, that did something!" Daydre runs towards the path, sending out Mr. Bitey as she goes.

off the shits

Celadon

Corrin: Oh? You aren't from this world either?

Ever: I'm extremely interesting, and my hair is very blue, but I am trying to make sure this situation doesn't collapse beyond the degree to which it already has, so please don't...

...Okay fine yeah go ahead.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.