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Ersatz Alliance

Maybe I'll show you it some other time, see how much of a mess I can make you~

-She stops and thinks-

I mean in like the flustered, so many hugs kinda... That's not helping is it..? Yes, buying clothing please.

-She nods and scoops up the red and white outfit and the remaining brown clothing-

-Channah briefly stares at her texts; suddenly she's getting mass messages from the J-Team again, but she has no idea what they're going on about so whatever-

Dolabella: <Why you looking for mindscape stuff when you could've asked around more at the Christmas party? It was like savant central there.>

Channah: -flipping through books- Just be quiet. No reason I can't figure this out on my own.

Dolabella: <Translation: I'm too spineless to ask for help, so I'm just gonna flounder on my own and ultimately decline into an even bigger fuckup than before.>

Channah: Uhh, sure. Hand me that big white book to your left.

Dolabella: -takes it and speeds away mischievously-

Channah: -barely notices, starts looking at another book while she waits-

Poni Island

Hapu: High Horsepower!

Ludmilla: Swords Dance!

-The Mudsdale rushes and slams the Golisopod with both back legs, sending Polydamas sliding back in the dirt. His eyes burn with battle fervor.-

Polydamas: <TIME TO END THIS!>

Hapu: Quick! High Horsepower again!

Ludmilla: Liquidate!

-The Mudsdale eeks out Polydamas by the slightest hair, and slams the Golispod again. Polydamas's Emergency Exit triggers, and he retreats back into his Pokeball.-

Ludmilla: Dangit! Go, uh, crap who do I send, uh, Mao!

-The Malamar blinks as he enters.-

Mao: ... <What?>

Ludmilla: Use Foul Play!

Hapu: Heavy Slam!

-Mau grabs the charging equine and throws him end over end into the distance before splashing down in the distance.-

Hapu: ...

Ludmilla: ... Wow.

Mao: <Can I go back to sleep now?>

@Celadon city, in front of the fountain.

-"Homer Write places his fedora on to the ground, and has his Umbreon, Anubis, come out of his poke ball"-

-"cupping his hands to his mouth, Homer screams in the direction with the most people"-

"Come one, come all, and allow the amazing, the spectacular, the undisputed king of awesome, Anubis the umbreon dazzle you to your very core"

Poni Island

Hapu: Go, Gastrodon! Muddy Water!

Ludmilla: Mao, use Superpower!

-The Muddy Water washes over Mao as he power through before slamming into the slug. The Aura around him falters for a moment before flaring far more brightly than before.-

Mao: <C'MON! LET'S GO!>

Hapu: Mud Bomb!

Ludmilla: Superpower again!

-Mao takes the bomb to the face, but whiffs the Superpower due to an accuracy drop.-

Ludmilla: Again!

Hapu: Mud Bomb!

-Mao crushes the ground around before bursting towards the Gastrodon and slamming it into the ground. The island itself gives a tiny shake as the Gastrodon goes down.-

Hapu: Wow! That is some Malamar!

Mao: <I AM A GOD OF WAAAAAAAAR!>

-Ludmilla quickly recalls the power-tripping squid.-

Celadon, the fountain

-a tall, dark-haired girl wanders by with a Magnezone and an Empoleon-

Megan: I hope that's enough recovery items...

Pippy the Empoleon: <I'm sure it's more than enough! Maybe we should take a break before we start training again...>

Megan: But we could run across that parka guy again at any moment...!

Pippy: <Worrying won't do us any good if it wears us out.>

-the Magnezone notices the call and floats over-

Tripod the Magnezone: -chirps happily-

Megan: -looking over- ?

-he hears the shouting, and peers over the edge of the gym-

Whomst...

-he slides down to the ground to watch the show-

Ersatz Alliance

-It's safe to say Kai's face is thoroughly red by now. Nonetheless, she does her best to keep composure.-

Kai: I'd certainly appreciate that. Anyway! Clothes.

-They go to the counter, finding a familiar face smiling at them from behind the counter now that Deskman's shift has ended.-

Echo: Did you find everything you were looking for all right?

-"Homer notices some people looking towards him and Anny, and smiles happily"-

"Alright Anny, time to put on a show, just like we practiced"

Anubis, yips happily: <sir, yes sir>

-"The rings on Anubis's body begin to glow, and stars come flying out of him, and shoot upwards. Then, with his tail, Anubis conducts the swift attack so that the "stars" crash into each other. The stars explode on contact, creating rainbow colored fireworks, which lit up the sky."-

Homer, whispering: Ok bud, step two.

Anubis: <right>.

-"With a deep breath Anubis shoots a dark pulse into sky. With the remnants of the swift still lingering behind the dark pulse, the fountain now looks as though it were in space, with bright "stars" and "galaxies" decorating the endless darkness."-

Homer, whispering: Confuse ray.

-"with a wag of his tail, a bright light ascends into the now dark sky, and shoots around, like a stray comet bouncing through the galaxy."-

edited 28th Dec '17 5:46:15 PM by OlympianSoul

Celadon Fountain

-A young man and a little girl, both with blue hair, are looking around urgently only to stop and watch the show-

-Lewis walks by with Arkady and stops at the sight-

Lewis: Oh, how beautiful! Arkady, we have to watch!

Arkady: <Street theatre? Well, alright...>

-"Homer takes note of all the new people showing up"-

Homer, to self: "Looks like it's time for our second to come out."

-"Homer throws out another poke ball. The light of the ball opening creates the illusion of a supernova lightning up the night sky, and from that "super nova" pops out Zagreus, the Kadabra, who... just sort of falls to the ground, sound asleep"-

Homer, face palm: crap.

Anubis, worried: <we forgot that it was his nap time>

Celadon

Megan: Oh, hi, Ever!

Pippy: <Glad to see you're okay! Your arm looks a bit messed up, though...>

Megan: This show's cool, isn't it?

-suddenly sleeping Kadabra-

Megan: ...

Pippy: <...>

Tripod: -beep-

edited 28th Dec '17 5:55:56 PM by Asterisk395

Celadon Fountain

-The girl giggles. The young man sighs and shakes his head, producing a fan to... fan himself with-

-Ever blinks at the Kadabra-

Ever: ...Awkward.

-he glances around at all the blue, smiles, and gives Megan a sheepish grin-

Ever: Heya. (to Pippi) I'm sure it'll be fine.

Homer, nervously laughing: It's all apart of the show folks, d-don't worry.

-"Homer reaches into his pocket, and pulls out some berries."-

Homer, to self: -"sigh"- well here goes dinner.

-"Homer tosses the berries into the air, their sweet sent wafting to everyone in the area. As soon as the sent reaches Zags nose, the Pokémon's eyes instantly opens"-

Zags, loudly: <SWEETS>.

-"Zagreus jumps up, and starts blasting psybeams in every direction. The psybeams explode when they hit the berries, covering the dark sky in several beautiful colors, and cooking the berries in the process. Zags then rushes around, catching every berry in his mouth, striking silly poses in the process"-

Celadon

Pippy: <If you say so...>

-they exhale as the show goes on-

Pippy: <Nice save...>

Megan: Did he say that was going to be his dinner?

-they then enjoy the pretty lights and action-

Tripod: -makes an electronic "ooooh" sound-

edited 28th Dec '17 6:20:05 PM by Asterisk395

Celadon Fountain

-The girl cheers. The young man smiles-

Seafolk Village

-Ludmilla walks back into town as Satele finishes stringing up a massive old anchor. The seaweed dangling from it twitches, earning a glare before becoming still again.-

Ludmilla: Uh... did I miss something?

Kirlia!Satele: <Nope. Not much.>

-Ludmilla looks at the Shiny Kirlia. Then at the Dhelmise. Then back at the Shiny Kirlia.-

Ludmilla: But-

Satele: <Nothing. Happened.>

Ludmilla: Okay.

Arkady: <Not a bad display, really.>

Lewis: Wow, that is some talent. I wonder if he participates in contests.

Arkady: -muttering- <Oh, don't tell me you're interested in those again...>

Ersatz Alliance

Yes, thank you miss~!

-You know that whole "wouldn't recognize Pent without aura sense" thing? Pent's hoping that's working because otherwise he'd be super embarrassed-

As Silas is walking out, he almost bumps into someone, he stops and looks up, "Oh my apologies. I've just been dis-"

It's at this point he recognizes the two. Silas is, well, silent.

Hacks blinks, ~Everything alright.~

"That is one of the official frontier Brains, Kai."

~Oh. OH!~

Silas is looking rather shocked, impressive considering his usual facial features are arranged in a :| Formation. He notices her associate, who he feels looks familiar but can't place his fingers on it.

"What brings you two here? Magic scarves?"

edited 28th Dec '17 6:37:54 PM by EchoingSilence

Celadon city.

-"Homer exhales in relief"-

Homer, to Anubis: "Looks like it's about time to wrap this up."

Anubis, yipping in approval: <sounds good to me sir>

Homer, to Zags: "Zags, get ready."

Zags, grunts with his mouth full: <Oh, ah, ok>

-"Anubis shoots another swift into the sky, but instead of crashing into each other, Zags uses psychic to hold the "stars" in place. The stars then begin to spin around each other, dancing, and twirling, until they are in two strait lines, parallel to one another. Then, with a loud clap of his hands, the "stars" smash into each other, covering the sky in a bright light, which slowly dissolves it."-

-"Before the bright light has time to disappear, Homer picks his fedora off the ground, and throws it into the sky, as well as a poke ball. The sky clears, and down floats a small misdreavus, named Morrigan, floats down, with the fedora resting upside down on her head"-

-"Mor lets out an adorable yet nervous, squeak as she floats in front of the crowd"-

edited 28th Dec '17 6:36:48 PM by OlympianSoul

Lewis: -claps enthusiastically and places a random handful of cash in the fedora, smiling at the Misdreavus-

Arkady: <Do you know how much that was?>

Lewis: Of course not! -to Homer- That was a very cute show!

Celadon

-the assembled characters applaud-

Tripod: -plays a soundtrack of applause from who knows where-

Megan: That was awesome!

-she throws a reasonable amount of [Schrödinger's Currency] into the hat as it passes by-