Aether Paradise

-Krieg is walking along the Aether Paradise with Frieden, discussing what just happened. Krieg is just behind Frieden, who is walking at a fast pace.-

Krieg: So it was just one Pokemon. One. Pokemon. A goddamn nine tails at that. Look, luckily nothing got stolen, but one minute later and everything could've been lost. Hey Frieden, wait!

-Frieden walks even faster, and Krieg tries to catch up. Out of the corner of his eyes, Krieg sees a man he never seen before, a sickly pale man in a bowler hat, shirt and black pants, and a gaping mouth taking up 70% of his face, holding balloons. It sends shivers down Krieg's spine and he tries to catch up to Frieden.-

Krieg: Hey Frieden, wait!

edited 14th Sep '17 3:53:05 PM by Lawlight

-Lyra simply flips Alexander off.-

Elizabeth: "Sure thing."

-She opens the closet and looks at the middle and top, while Oberon hops down and looks at the bottom.-

Dross Depths

Mia: Hey, it's the guys we're looking for.

Poochyena!Dave: ...OK, that is a low blow.

Jean: I'm confused.

Nico: Aaand now the dimension is playing Star Fox.

Arika: Mia, is that you?

Umbra: -smirks- Seems your Poochyena days aren't over, huh Dave?

Poochyena!Dave: Oh, shut up!

Volkner: I am also confused.

Aether Paradise

Gladion: Hey Tagg. Some of your J-Team buddies were here to stop a big breach. Could you pick them up?

Tapu Village

Metang: <Oh no, you were both important to Tremendous Thwap...>

Kadabra: <Any way to change you two back?>

Locke: They'd know better than I would, I guess.

edited 14th Sep '17 3:58:06 PM by Umbramatic

 Malie City 

-To Gladion-

I'll be right there.

-Hangs up-

Darn it, hopefully this won't take too long. Xatu?

Xatu: -Blip-

 Aether Paradise 

-Appears-

Maeggie: "Uh... I dunno if I'm ready to give the Franchise Randomizer another go unless we know how to revert it."

Alexander laughed, harder than ever before, bits of the chamber started to fall out. "They never told you Jean? They never told you anything? Cliff knows!"

Alexander ceased and stopped smiling, "before anyone asks, I can clearly open portals to anywhere in time and space so knowing your names isn't that hard. I figured it out, especially with that pinprick hole back to your home dimension and the brain scan technology layered throughout my complex. So much easier to operate this facility if I just have to think it."

Holograms appeared of the once human crew-members. "This is what they were, naked apes, and then they got caught up in a little experiment of mine. I admit it wasn't totally my fault. Two more of their naked ape cohorts were experimenting in teleportation... clearly not something meant for them because it connected to us."

"Dave here only joined up because he's looking for a way home, and to find these little ones. I must say... I can't quite discern what they are, or who they are. Seems I only got access to the specials... you."

Alexander started smiling again, it grew wide and unsettling, "Though, given enough time I could probably affect the dimension they are stuck in... and shrink it... I wonder if they'd shrink as well... or be crushed. But since I don't have the time-"

A hand flew up as another cradled the portal, the tips of the fingers glowing a bright pink, lasers charging. "-I'll simply have to make myself clear... will you surrender?"

"Face facts... you are here alone... I can give you a way home... or I can crush you. Oh and your second in command Dave? I've given him a cold hard dose of reality... I am a Emperor on the apex of the greatest conquest of all. You are but a cutie-fly waiting to be hit with the swatter."

Silas frowned, "Then why separate me from the others? Why take me here solo?"

"A few reasons, you are the leader and thus are privy to tactical decisions. Removing you from them demoralizes them, secondly, you are a fair pilot. Kept up with Logan. Third, and this is my favorite. You fascinate me! Faced with the truth, you used it against Logan, a effective use of psychological warfare to remove your foes."

Silas wanted to protest that Logan deserved the truth of what had happened. Megalomaniacs always seemed to miss the obvious "right thing to do" bit.

"I won't flatter you, the truth is. Even if you were the greatest pilot around, you'd still be nothing to me."

A hologram of another chamber opened, depicting another DeCross Head threatening a portal, grinning at Dave's fighter. "Surrender, and you may just spare everyone else."

Alexander's head got close to Silas's fighter, "Surrender... and may just live."

"Okay... let me just say. FUCK THAT!"

Silas took the chance and fired both barrels and a smart bomb right at Alexander's face, right at the eyes. The mad Oranguru cried out in pain, laser shields may have worked wonders in protection, but light still blinded, especially when fired right at the retinas.

Alexander cried out in pain, dropping the portal holding Team Umbra. He shook his head, his eyes twitching, shield readings showed that something had disrupted them. "My focus... Alright... your fearless leader has SEALED YOUR DOOM!"

The Oranguru began to fire lasers everywhere from his fingertips "I COULD HAVE SENT YOU HOME! YOU ONLY HAD TO GIVE UP! BUT THANKS TO THAT IDIOT! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND RENDER YOUR WORLD A LIFELESS HUSK!"

Silas ducked and weaved as Alexander, blinded, fired lasers from his white gloved hands, "You only had to say "I give up" and I would have been merciful!"

His focus was off, anything he was controlling would not work as well.

Aether Paradise

Gladion: Hi Tagg. These are yours,correct? -gestures to Kaisei, Archer, Locke, and Colton-

Locke: Er, hey, we need a lift?

Archer: We don't know how we got in this situation any more than you do!

Gladion: And I suppose we should get interpol to deal with that?

-Gestures to Hephaestus-

Tapu Village

Keithbin: I... Echo Maggie

Metang: <Aw, darn.>

Locke: But you needed us?

Kadabra: <Right, follow me!>

-They head off; Locke and Robin follow-

Dross Depths

-What little time Jean has to comprehend the origin of her comrades is interrupted as Aleander starts firing lasers everywhere, and the trio start firing back in self-defense-

Team Umbra's Pocket Dimension

-The portal vanishes-

Lina: -munching popcorn- That was fun while it lasted.

Umbra: Er, I'm not so sure about the death threats, though the means were... creative.

Human!Ammy: Where did you get that popcorn?

Lina: Not telling. -shoves a handful in her mouth-

edited 14th Sep '17 4:55:47 PM by Umbramatic

-Gogie gives a bit of a wave-

Kaisei: "Eh, sorry. I could've used Hazard, but he probably needs a rest."

-Maeggie follows-

Sack: <I doubt you would have made it work...>

-Sack starts shooting at Alexander-

edited 14th Sep '17 4:51:46 PM by CorvusAtrox

Planet Dross, Tunnels, Dave's Side

Alyesha didn't hesitate when the shield readings of the face fell as she unleashed every single screamer she still had onto it, dozends of the small missiles flying towards the face, this time due to the relatively close proximity there was no wide area being saturated - there was a small area taking the brunt of the damage. Quickly afterwards Alyesha fired both her blaster and the long range cannon on the right eye.

One of the lasers hit her and severed most of her wing, yet thankfully the blaster remained operational, and quite frankly Alyesha didn't care anymore at this point, she only wanted this head gone.

edited 14th Sep '17 4:51:51 PM by Sergey_Smirnov

Aether Paradise

-Krieg tries to catch up to Frieden, he doesn't realize that he passed the same painting three times already. He doesn't realize anything, he believes everything here is normal, he seen it on a daily basis.-

Krieg: Hey Frieden, wait up!

Hey Frieden, wait up!

-A voice a same as his is heard behind him, but he doesn't take notice-

Krieg: Frieden, Frieden!

-Frieden doesn't even look back, and keeps walking.-

edited 14th Sep '17 5:02:04 PM by Lawlight

Lyra: "You know, this is gonna sound cheesy, but we have something you don't, DeCross! And kinda hypocritical to call them 'apes', considering what you are!"

-She darts in, all weapons firing. Lasers bounce off of her shield, but one gets lucky and burns/melts part of her armor.-

edited 14th Sep '17 5:03:31 PM by SwiftSeraph

Aether Paradise, past

(As soon as he's healed up enough to do so, Quirinus violently shoves Colton aside with a bellow of-)

Quirinus: ~Fuck you!~

(Grabbing his mask from the corner into which it was thrown, he Teleports away. He does not take any of the other unconscious raiders with him.)

 Aether Paradise 

-Looking at the group and the subdued Hephaestus-

Well, most of them are, and yes.

-Shaun has his phone to his ear. Gogie may get a call.-

-Gogie, wherever he is picks up the phone-

Kaisei: "Heya."

??? I was teleported with?

"Yeah, you're welcome," Colton sighed. "God, why did I think you would just go quietly?" He hollered.

"You attacked me over an offer of compassion, of course an offer to just misadventure around would warrant you actually wanting me dead!" He realized. His stupidity caught up with him.

Helmsman, seeing what Colton was about to do, returned himself and muted the outside world.

Sylveon also returned herself, hoping that Colton would be aware enough to exact his vengeance.

His hand trembling put more momentum and force behind his swing, his stupidity stung more than his head.

Colton facepalmed.

And it was the loudest facepalm he had ever done.

The sound was somewhat directed towards Quirinus, enough deafening force behind what produced sound on a level comparable to Boomburst hurting ears as much as a body would be injured by the pressure waves from said attack.

It would be loud enough to alert everyone on Aether Paradise to the Unovan's whereabouts.

The force behind his palm also shook his body enough that his Pokémon could feel and hear his facepalm, even in their isolate little worlds.

edited 14th Sep '17 6:35:59 PM by AbsentCoder

Coder: Not yet

Aether Paradise

Gladion: -sighs- Get them out of here.

Reynard Fortress - Kitchen

-Pent looks a little quizzically at the cleaning Glaceon and keeps a fair distance before speaking-

Hello? I need to ask you a question.

Aether

"Actually," Colton interjected. "Would it at all be possible I could get your contact info?" He asked Gladion.

"Mostly just because me and Silvally kinda hit it off." He explained, pulling out his phone. "We can take as mich time as we need; I forgot I had a Ride Pager.

"Unovan tourist," he defended.

Shaun: "Hey, G-Kaisei. Quick question - do you know what Lisa's Pokéform is?"

Aether Paradise

Gladion: To be fair Silvally tends to like people in general...

-Glances twoard Hephaestus-

...Unless they try to hurt me. But you're J-Team so fine.

-He gives Colton a number-

Gogie: "Uh, she's a Talonflame. And that's not so much her Pokeform as who she is. Apparently she was human, like, once, and spent the whole day hiding under a rock until the sun fell."

Shaun: "Oh. Thanks, though. That's what I needed to hear."

Gogie: "Mkay. See you tomorrow or whenever we see each other, then."

Shaun: "Yeah, see ya then."