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Sushi High Roller, past

Mona: ~We already ordered.~

Malie, now

-Archer and Mona look confused for a bit, then also wave-

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Malie

Kaisei: Uh...

"Hi, you a trainer, or?"

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Malie

Archer: Yeah?

Mona: ~I'm here after all, and he's got plenty of others.~

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Malie

Kaisei: Uh...

"Well... uh, I'm one too! If that wasn't clear..."

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Malie

Archer: Trust me buddy, I could tell too.

-pets the Pancham-

He's cute.

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A Couple Days Ago, Hea Hea City

Daydre sits up straight on the bench she'd been sitting on, an odd look in her eyes.

"I'm gonna do all the Trials today."

Her team, all lounging around in various positions near the bench look over at her.

Rowan: <All of them?>

"All of them."

Rowan: <I know I've been saying the opposite this whole time, but maybe you should take it slower than that? You're gonna suffer some burnout if you try doing them all at once.>

Azure: <Yeah, sounds pretty dumb.>

Rowan: <I wouldn't say it in so many words but… yeah, a little.>

Tabitha: <I say go for it. We've sat around here long enough.>

".. Hm. What do you say, Friendo?"

Everyone looks at the the Grubbin.

Friendo: <...>

Everyone Else: <"...">

"Well, I'm gonna go try to do the first one at least. That was the water one right?"

off the shits

-Shaun stirs and sees Ruby.-

Ruby used Grass Whistle!

Ruby's attack missed!

Shaun: "Nice try, Ruby. What the hell's going on? Where is everyone?"

Ruby: <Today is your birthday.>

-At this moment the door opens, and a Vulpix standing at the helm of a wagon filled with sushi, a plain white box, some colas, a brown box, and a gift bag rolls in.-

Jessica: <Hark! We return victorious with the spoils of war!>

-Shaun's other three Pokémon walk in.-

Ace: <We just went to the store...>

-Shaun laughs.-

Shaun: "Arceus, you sound like Isbrand. But what the hell was up with earlier?"

Ace: <Sorry about that. We needed to grab some stuff for your birthday, and Jess wanted to suprise you.>

Shaun: "Oh. Next time just, you know, ask. But thanks anyways."

-He notices the food.-

Shaun: "Isn't that all nasty by now?"

Tsunami: <Kept it cold.>

-To demonstrate, she lets out a small puff of ice-cold air.-

Shaun: "I see. And I suppose that's my package and present."

Lightning: <Uh, yeah. But, uh, those are for later.>

Jessica: <Yeah. Now, however...>

Tsunami: <I'm not singing.>

Jessica: <Pffttt, buzzkill.>

-She lifts up the cake box's lid to reveal a cake with two candles - a 1 and a 8.-

Jessica used Will-O-Wisp!

Jessica used Will-O-Wisp again!

-Shaun carefully sets the cake on the room's table and sits down.-

-Ruby, Jessica, Ace, and Lightning begin singing.-

♪Happy birthday to you♪ ♪Happy birthday to you♪

-At this point Ruby bursts into a solo.-

Ruby: ♪Happy birthday our dearest Shauuuunnn♪

-She stops, blushing. Jessica shrugs to the best of her ability and everyone continues.-

♪Happy birthday to you!♪

-Shaun blows out the candles.-

Jessica: <Yay!>

Ruby: <Ahem, excuse me. I got a little carried away.>

Shaun: "It's fine Ruby. So, guess I'm legally an adult now. So that's cool."

Ace: <Still can't drink.>

Shaun: "Not yet, sadly. Hey Tsunami, isn't your hatchday on Thursday then?"

Tsunami: <Yes. If you want to celebrate it, just do it today.>

Shaun: "Alright, if you want me to. Now, there's cake right in front of me, so let's eat!"

edited 19th Jun '17 1:29:49 PM by SwiftSeraph

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Malie

-Saitama is pet-

Saitama: <Hehe... Of course I am.>

Kaisei: "Uh, yeah, he's nice."

Guess he has helped me deal with Fighting types.

"He's hoping he can get to be tougher and cooler looking."

edited 19th Jun '17 1:28:07 PM by CorvusAtrox

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Somewhere

(Isbrand, who coincidentally has just finished harnessing Altair to a wagon, pricks up her ears.)

Isbrand: <Hark! I sense a mention of my glorious name somewhere on this archipelago!>

Altair: <...you mean you bought an entire wagon with a harness specifically built for a Goodra on the off chance someone somewhere might say your name?>

Isbrand: <Well, obviously! A good adventurer knows there is no such thing as being overprepared!>

Altair: >_>

Isbrand: <Now, my brave squire slash steed, we must seek out this mysterious force that demands my presence! Onwards - I shall guide us!>

Somewhere nearby

(Alex off-handedly notices the Goodra-towed carriage galloping off into the distance. So do his mons.)

Svavel: <Bloody - where's she off to now?>

Vattenfallet: <Several months of experience with Isbrand have taught me that it's better not to ask.>

Malie Pokemon Centre

(The carriage, with its unusual steed and even more unusual rider, is making its way towards the doors of the Centre.)

Tastes better on the way back down.

-After checking on the egg and giving everyone their food, Shaun has just sat down only to hear the carriage.-

Shaun: "What's that?"

-Jessica peeks over the side of her wagon.-

Jessica: <Sounds like a cart or something.>

Shaun: "Let's investigate. I need to get Ruby her tea, anyways."

-Jessica hops out of the wagon and follows Shaun to the main room.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Malie Pokemon Centre

(In through the doors come Isbrand and a thoroughly worn-out Altair. The wagon is "parked" just outside the Centre doors.)

Isbrand: <A-ha! I should have known it was my tri-tailed comrade forged in blazing flames who wished for an audience!>

Altair: (pant) <Hi, uh... person. Dude. Forgot your name.>

Tastes better on the way back down.

Jessica: <Oh, hello Isbrand and Altair!>

Shaun: "Geez, Is, are you omnipotent or something?"

-He looks to Altair.-

Shaun: "Shaun and Jessica."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Malie Pokemon Centre

Isbrand: <I think you'll find the term for knowing everything is "omniscient"! Which I am not, for your information, but receiving such glowing assessments of my intelligence fills me with pride!> :3

Tastes better on the way back down.

Malie

Archer: Bigger and tougher? That's always good!

Mona: ~Unless their brains don't get bigger and tougher too, if you catch my drift.~

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Brooklet Hill, A While Later

It's pouring rain. Daydre watches as Tabitha is blasted onto her back by a crit-strength Water Gun from a Totem Wishiwashi.

Tabitha: <... I can keep going.>

Another Wishiwashi pops out of the water and spits a Water Gun at her face.

Tabitha: @_@ <I retract that last statement>

Daydre grimaces and recalls her. "... Why did I think I could do all these in one day again?"

Rowan: -Off to the side, using his tails to keep rain out of his eyes- <I'm not sure, but at least you're doing pretty well?>

Indeed, the Totem Wishiwashi looks pretty beat up. It's out of School Form at this point.

"Okay, I think it's gonna be over soon? Come on out Azure, deal the finishing blow."

The Brionne comes out of his ball and hops into the water.

"Disarming Voice!"

Azure: <You're about to be sleeping with the fishes!>

Totem Wishiwashi: <Real original. Not like I've ever heard that before.>

The Totem Wishiwashi is hurt by a pink burst of sound. Hurt being the important word here.. Not knocked out. Totem Wishiwashi is able to hang on enough to summon an Alomomola. Who promptly Heal Pulses its summoner.

Daydre groans as the Totem is brought back to health and returns to School Form.

"Disarming Voice again!"

Azure: <Oh, so you needed to call in a friend to help fight me? You must not be that tough!>

Totem Wishiwashi (School): Please stop

Totem Wishiwashi and the Alomomola are hit. They retaliate by firing a Water Gun and Water Pulse (respectively) at Azure. He takes both hits, and he doesn't look like he's doing too well.

.. Azure's starting to look tired.. I guess I should-

"-Azure, Aqua Jet the Alomomola."

Azure nods and jets towards the Alomomola. The mon can't take the hit and faints. Azure is then Water Gunned by the Totem Wishiwashi for his troubles and faints himself.

off the shits

Shaun: "...You're welcome?"

Jessica: <You guys wanna come have a snack? We have cake, sushi, and soda! You look like you could use that last one mister Altair.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Malie Pokemon Centre

(The instant it's pointed out to him, Altair grabs a can of soda, cracks it open with his bare pseudopods and literally pours the entire contents of the can down his throat.)

Altair: <Ahh... man, I needed that.>

Isbrand: <Hmm... I suppose even an adventurer must treat herself every now and again. What variety of confectioneries are you offering?>

Tastes better on the way back down.

Kaisei: "Yeah, yeah, true. Always good to be better at what you want to do."

"Granted, a lot of my Pokemon still need to evolve."

Saitama: <What's that about my brain?>

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Malie

Archer: Really? Hah! My team's all evolved and ready to rumble!

Mona: <You're fine, kid, I was talking about that lunk.> -gestures to Archer-

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Kaisei: "Well... I could use some practice. Want to have a battle?"

Saitama: <What's wrong with him? He's cool!>

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-Ace pauses and looks at them.-

Ace: <Like Shaun said, a variety of sushi, Croagunk colas, and this cake. Almond with buttercream frosting.>

-He catches another piece of sushi.-

Lightning: <It's really tasty.>

Shaun: "Yeah, and if you want something else to drink, I can grab something from the cafe."

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

Malie

Mona: <He is, but he csn be dumb at times.>

-Archer cracks his knuckles-

Archer: Sure thing dude! I'll get started.

-He pulls out a Pokeball-

I'll give your little guys a bit of an advange at first. But not really.

-tosses the Pokeball, sending out a Slaking-

Go, Kong!

Kong: ...

Hm. Something about this scenario seems perplexingly familiar.

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Saitama: <Well, he's cool despite that and I like that.>

Kaisei: "Huh. Slaking." Think I might have heard that name before...

''I could use Saitama, but I might want to be safer with how they apparently are. Mm..."

"Alright, go, Sphere!"

-He sends out a Wailmer-

Sphere: <Hey, there...>

Kaisei; "Let's use... Whirlpool!"

-Sphere tries to trap Kong in a watery vortex-

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Malie City

-Ever, who has been preoccupied for the last several weeks, checks his texts-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

edited 19th Jun '17 6:46:09 PM by CorvusAtrox

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