Meet The New Boss
Berry Fields, now
-Locke is talking to Robin on his cell phone-
Locke: So according to this Tagg guy you do know my parents. Or at least this universe's version of them anyway.
Locke: So we're going to have to find out what exactly she did.
Locke: -rubs his brow- Well, this is just great.
-Suddenly he notices a rustling pile of berries. He peers over at the rustling only to be sent sprawing at a sudden punch. Before he can get to his feet a Crabrawler rushes out of the berry pile and embraces him in a crushing hug-
Crabrawler: <Caught a human! Will kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him George.>
Locke: Can't... Breathe...
Crabrawler: -lets go of Locke and rushes over to his phone- <A tiny human! You shall be Rectangle George! But how do I hug you?>
Locke: -coughing and getting to his feet- You are not touching my phone!
Crabrawler: <Aww, but why, Purple Ponytail George?>
Locke: Because it's expensive and that guy in it is helping me find my parents.
-he sighs and pulls out a Quick Ball-
Look, you seem powerful. How about coming on a journey with me where you can meet all sorts of Georges?
Crabrawler: <And hug them?>
Locke: Gently.
Crabrawler: <Deal!>
Locke: How about Hermie for a name?
Crabrawler: <Hermie likes that name!>
-Locke taps Hermie with the Quick Ball and it sucks him in; the ball shakes three times and clicks. He then picks up his phone and speaks to Robin-
Locke: Now where were we?
Locke: Right. Let's get started.
-and they head off, Hermie in tow-
edited 9th Mar '17 9:13:32 PM by Umbramatic
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Ultra Space, Æther Outpost [Day 0]
Volta: > Hmmm...
> I really have no ideas...
> Soujin?
> What would you think this Heatmore's name would be?
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Soujin: "Uh... Flintflare? Flinttongue? Flareflint?"
Heatmor: <...Flareflint sounds closer. It seems more like sound than fire stuff.>
Soujin: "Okay, uh... Fairyflint? Fearflip? Four-fifths? Furglint?"
Heatmor: <Mm... I don't think it's my name, but I think I could live with Fairyflint.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
pain peko
-Shaun is buying breakfast for himself and his mons.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
-A Vileplume is wandering around-
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
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Ultra Space, Æther Outpost [Day 0]
Volta: > Well, if you feel comfortable about it...
> Then take it.
> I'm not here to judge.
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Ultra Space
Fairyflint: <Okay, guess I'm Fairyflint, then.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Meet The New Boss
PEFE HQ
-The Seven are busy poking and prodding at laboratory specimens when Ilya, currently a human, approaches them-
Human!Ilya: Can you guys play with me?
Doc the Lapras: <We'd love to, Ilya, but we're going to be busy for a while!>
Happy the Azumarill: <Come back later, OK?>
Human!Ilya: All right...
-She walks far off to a side corridor and sighs-
The mons here are too busy to play with or talk to me... Team Umbra's gone... Waka and Kiki are trying to find them... I'm... Lonely...
-A hand rests on her shoulder.-
???: You don't have to be.
-Ilya turns around to see an adult, human version of herself
◊ and gasps-
'Young!Human!Ilya: You... You're me! But you're the draconight empress I've always wanted to be!
Adult!Human!Ilya: -chuckles- That's right. But... There's someone you're missing in your worries. Your father.
-The younger Ilya shifts uncomfortably.-
Young!Human!Ilya: He won't want to see me... After what happened to me... After the stories he told about the Splicer... He'll be so upset...
Adult!Human!Ilya: He will understand. He loves you. But he's worried about you. It's about time you saw him again.
-The younger Ilya thinks a bit, then nods-
Young!Human!Ilya: It is. But... How will I get back?
-The older Ilya activates a device on her wrist that opens a portal. The younger Ilya gasps, then transforms into her true White Kyurem form and heads for the portal. Before she enters, however, she turns around to face her older counterpart-
Young!Ilya: <...Will I be able to come back?>
Adult!Human!Ilya: -smiles- The answer is standing right here.
-The younger Ilya smiles and enters the portal as it closes behind her-
-The older Ilya shakes her head and chuckles afterwards-
Adult!Human!Ilya: That was quite a perspective-changer, to say the least.
-She then holds the wrist device up to her face as a voice comes out of it.
Device: <Did you manage to get to your desired spacetime coordinates, new agent?>
Adult!Human!Ilya: The exact ones.
Device: <Good work. Now head to our headquarters, pronto.>
Adult!Human!Ilya: On it.
-she rushes off-
Part 1 of 2. Thoughts?
edited 10th Mar '17 10:52:51 AM by Umbramatic
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Volta: >Well, welcome in the Ultra World again, Fairyflint.
> We really hope you'll enjoy the place.
In the bedroom, the alarm clock rings
Phaz: Urgh... Soujin's turn...
Beat
Wait, what the fuck?
There's a Pheromosa in one of his shirts standing and looking through his clothes.
Pheromosa: <... Hi?>
Phaz: Guys, why is there a Ultra Beast in the bedroom? Wearing one of my shirts?
Pheromosa: holding a tee <I prefer this one. Can I borrow it?>
Phaz: Volta, can you traduct what he or she's saying?
Volta: >She wants to borrow this shirt.
Phaz: ... Are you for real?
Pheromosa: <Yes, i am! I love this one!>
It hugs it
<Can I keep it? The last humans here wouldn't even let me touch them...>
edited 10th Mar '17 11:27:05 AM by Phazya
What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold
Ultra Space
Soujin: "Well, at least this is going a lot better than it could be."
Orlok: <Why do you want a shirt anyway?>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Meet The New Boss
From here on out the adult Ilya will be reffered to as simply Ilya
PEFE Bowels
-Ilya ducks into a cavern containing a massive screen built into the wall-
Human!Ilya: Why do I get the feeling I've dropped into some bizarre triple-crossover situation?
-She transforms into her natural White Kyurem form - much bigger than when she was younger - and flips the screen on to show a Cryogonal-
Cryogonal: <Greetings, new agent. I'm Major Monogram, of the OCWA, or Organization Without A Cool Acronym.>
Ilya: <Sorry I'm late, was catching up with the Scythermen. And the name's Empress Ilyasveil Von Fucking Draconight. The "Fucking" is mandatory.>
Major Monogram: <Er, that's a bit of a mouthful, ma'am; how about Agent I for short?>
Ilya: <...That'll do.>
-narrows her eyes-
<A question before we get started, why was I not allowed to bring my brother Heracles on this mission? We make an excellent team. And I could totally sit on his shoulder as a human.>
Major Monogram: <Unfortunately, we could not recruit your brother since he doesn't have a grasp of the whole shapeshifting thing like you do. Which, you two being Legendaries, that's kinda vital for the whole stealth thing.>
-A Cubchoo sticks his head in on the screen-
Cubchoo: <Plus a White Kyurem and a Black Kyurem on the same mission, while totally awesome, would admittedly be kinda overkill.>
Major Monogram: <Carl, what did I tell you about introducing yourself to new recruits too early?>
Carl: <But she's our first Legendary agent! I had to be here!>
Ilya: <He's fine. But what exactly is my mission anyway?>
Major Monogram: <You were familiar with Team Umbra as a kid, right?>
Ilya: <I was. They were six heroic Trainers that operated as part of the great J-Team, only to dissapear.>
Major Monogram: <Well, we've figured out where they've disappeared to.>
Ilya: -does the equivalent of an eyebrow raise- <You have?>
Major Monogram: <Yes! Apparently Glitch activity has left them trapped in a pocket dimension, and with the Sinnoh Glitch done in there's no way to bring them back. Almost.>
-An image of Locke flickers onto the screen. Notably, he is giving a very forced smile with his hands on his chin in front of a tropical sunset-
<This is Locke Nox - a shady character if I ever saw one. He's allegedly the key to getting Team Umbra back, and we need you to find out why!>
Ilya: <I'm on it.>
Major Monogram: <Perfect! Oh, before you go, one extra touch...>
-A tube descends and plops a grey fedora straight from the 1940s on Ilya's head-
<Now go get 'em, Agent I!>
-Ilya salutes and heads off-
Carl: <Can I play the theme song I wrote now?>
Major Monogram: -sighs- <Yes, you can play the theme song, Carl.>
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah - Yeah!
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah - C'mon!
-Ilya slices through a black background with Dragon Claw-
Il-ya!
She's a stuff-of-legend ice-breathing dragon of act-ion,
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah
She's a feathery flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.
She can do more than just amaze,
She's got Ice Burn and Turboblaze,
And people swoon whenever they hear her say...
Ilya: <Rawr.>
She's I-lllll-ya, Ilya the Kyurem!
I-llll-ya, Ilya the Kyurem!
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-ba-aa-ah!
-Ilya twirls her hat on a claw before putting it back on-
Well, she's lookin' real sharp in her nine-teen-fourties fe-do-ora
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah
She's got an iron will
Nerves of steel
And sev-eral other metal-themed at-tri-butes
Her power's cold as ice
And she's never one to play nice
So when evil hears this sound, it shakes in its boots...
Ilya: <Rawr.>
She's I-llll-ya, Ilya the Kyurem!
I-llll-ya, Ilya the Kyurem!
She took a chance and changed her Fate,
And now villains are gonna get ate,
And this great call echoes onward through the night...
Ilya: <Rawr.>
She's I-llll-ya, Ilya the Kyurem!
Yeah, I-llll-ya, Ilya the Kyurem!
Talkin' bout Ilya!
A-GENT IIIIII!
-Ilya rockets off to Alola-
Part 2 of 2. Thoughts? :P
edited 10th Mar '17 1:06:45 PM by Umbramatic
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Flying Colors
oh my gosh
Also I'm kinda drained of motivation to post so it might be a bit before I finish Rose's Grand Trial
The Flamebringer
Umbra this is great.
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
pain peko
Full from breakfast, Shaun stepped outside with Ace and noticed a Vileplume wandering around by himself.
Shaun: "Hey there, you looking for someone?"
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
-The Vileplume turns in Shaun's direction-
Vileplume: <Ah, perhaps I am looking for someone specific.>
<But perhaps I am just looking for someone in general.>
<Which do you think it is?>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
pain peko
Shaun just stared blankly at the Vileplume. Ok...?
Shaun: "I guess someone in particular."
Ace: <Though the latter may also be true. But you would have found someone by now if you weren't looking for anyone specifically.>
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
-The Vileplume flashes a smile-
Mandrake: <Well, I could have just started a few minutes ago, couldn't I have?>
<But, yes, I am looking for someone specific.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
pain peko
Shaun: "Human or Pokemon?"
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Mandrake: <Hm... Well, if I knew that, it'd be a lot easier, wouldn't it?>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
pain peko
Shaun: "Wait, you're looking for someone in particular, but you haven't met them?"
Ace: <Then you must have a name.>
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Vileplume: <What made you think I hadn't met him before?>
<As far as his name goes it's Gogie.>
<Though he does go by Kaisei sometimes...>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
pain peko
Shaun: "Kaisei? Tall, bulky, black hair, mustache, stubble, looks like a farmer mixed with a pirate? I met him last week. Said he was delivering a Crabrawler egg."
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Vileplume: <Oh, sounds like you have met him then.>
<But, yes, he's the one I'm looking for.>
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
I need to go get dinner and get my sleep schedule back in line - so probably gonna leave Ludmilla for either tomorrow or the weekend since Pokesona is also kicked back up tomorrow.