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Sunyshore Glitchbreach

No, not worth it. If they're anything like this house we're not going to find anything useful.
Boundaries weaken, fragments in the writer.
-Pent sighs and steps over to the door-
I've heard the number of the beast, 86 remain. We'll see Christmas before the North.
If there's anyone trapped it'll be easier to clear the whole glitch at the core first.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.

Hearthome

Lisa: <Nope.>

Sholto: "Er... any good suggestions for that?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Sunyshore Glitcity, House

-Phaz will silently follow thoses who gets out of the house.-

Volta: -to everyone in his vicinity- <Wait a second... Don't you all forget the miss stuck on the ceiling over there? How will she move out of this house?>

Hearthome City, Outskirts

Cynthia: ~It's starting to become a little fresh here.~

Phaz: Want a coat or something? We aren't done yet.

Cynthia: ~Yeah, sure.~

Phaz: I think you're progressing pretty well. Sure, it's not the pond, but at least it's half of it.

Cynthia: ~But that's already difficult...~

Phaz: Don't worry. I'm pretty sure you need some training and then you'll be perfect. It's all in your head after all. Literally.

Cynthia: ~Yeah. By the way, where's Ashley, Volta and Embry?~

Phaz: Oh, they're visiting the city. As long as Ashley's with them, I'm sure it'll be okay.

Hearthome City, Bakery

-Volta is disguised in what appears to be an automat (how did he get this?) in a blue, ripped jeans, a padded jacket and some old walking boots. A pair of sunglasses were hastily put on the automat's nose.-

-He's looking at what he could buy with [20000¥].-

What's the use of money if you ain't gonna break the mold? Even at the center of fire, there is cold All that glitters ain't gold

-Siobhan follows everyone out, giving Fortis a shrug.-

-Ashen looks up at Fortis.-

Ashen: ~Are you going to accept reality and come outside or be stuck in here?~

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Fortis: I'm a Flying type trainer, sillies! I have lots of birdies who can fly me out! Come on, Minty!

Minty: <At once, Lady Fortissimo.>

-Fortis hops on Minty and flies out upside-down-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Mitch: Things like metal beak covers, sharpened talon claws, etc.

Must Eat All Life Forms!

Glitched Sunyshore, now officially a TS

(Once they're outside, Volkner turns back to the group.)

Volkner: Where are we going now, then?

Tastes better on the way back down.

Glitched Sunyshore

-Joseph is now barely restraining his seething frustration-

Joseph: That all. Depends. On what we are looking for.

-Munn places a hand on his shoulder to try and calm him-

Another green world.

Fortis: I dunno! Maybe we have to find that weird symbol and hit it with a light arrow to flip the world over!

-Noelle walks out holding a copy of a new game-

Noelle: X-Mas came early~! They confirmed it~ I'm gonna main Tracer and never stop~

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Scheherezade: "So. That just happened."

Shahryar: ~Hm?~

Scheherezade: "Tracer's got a girlfriend. It's canon."

Shahryar: ~Good for Powder Snow.~

-Ashen walks outside-

Ashen: ~I presume we should find a way to get to the gym.~

-Argent looks at Fortis.-

Argent: ~That's not how planets work...~

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All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Glitched Sunyshore, TS

(Volkner sighs and finally addresses Joseph.)

Volkner: I thought I'd established we were checking for unevacuated civilians when we went in. As your friend pointed out, though, it would be easier to just find the Glitch's core and save them by destroying that.

Tastes better on the way back down.

Lisa: <Pass.>

Sholto: "Hm... I kind of feel like asking for the metal beak plate to see what it's like."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Glitched Sunyshore

-Joseph freezes, before smacking his forehead-

Joseph: Fuck! I forgot that?

-he turns to Munn-

Joseph: How long ago did he tell us that? Ugh...

Another green world.

Jubilife

There may be a certain psychic zooming by Noelle. ~Cheers love, the cavalry's queer! :3~ -glomp-

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Mitch: Oh okay, well first I'll need your measurements, wouldn't want it to be too big or small.

-He reaches into a toolbag that, along with others, are tied around one of Vulcan's volcanos-

Mitch: Here we go, now if you don't mind...?

Must Eat All Life Forms!

Fortis: Where's the core, though?

-Noelle hugs Psyche-

Noelle: I know, it's great!

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Hearthome

-Sholto shakes his head, then prepares for measurement-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-snugglesnuggles~- ~Glad I mained her to begin with~ I uh, still ain't good, but you know.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-Mitch unwinds the measuring tape, winding it this way and that-

Mitch:...And done, hopefully that wasn't too painful. Now a few questions about the purpose of the thing. Would you prefer it to be purely decorative, or useful in combat?

Must Eat All Life Forms!

Hearthome

Sholto: "Hm..."

"Well, decorative would be fine by me. Don't want to worry about potential legal stuff with battles."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Mitch: Hmm, -scribbles something on a notebook- and what color would you like the finish to be?

Vulcan: <Oh, whats that on your ankle?>

-He nods to the anklet on Sholto-

Must Eat All Life Forms!

Sholto: "Uh... Hm... how about dark purple?"

-He then hears Vulcan-

"Oh, that... was a birthday present from Lisa. I've been wearing it pretty often since."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Mitch finishes scribbling all the details in his notebook-

Mitch: Alright then, that's settled. You know, I've never had a pokemon commission a piece of work... Maybe there are more out there that would appreciate some metalwork.

Must Eat All Life Forms!

Sholto: "Quite possibly, yeah."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

The GM House

Ludmilla: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dune: ... Deziree, what is Ludmilla doing?

Deziree: Weeeeeeell, you know how you got to show her all of the Star Wars movies?

Dune: Yeah?

Ludmilla: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Deziree: Well, I showed her my favorite anime!

Dune: Dragon Ball.

Deziree: Dragon Ball!

Ludmilla: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dune: And now she's trying to go Super Saiyan.

Deziree: From what I can gather, yes.

Dune: You are aware that I would normally be okay with this if it weren't for the fact that she is immensely psychic, right?

Deziree: What?

Ludmilla: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Pop pop pop pop pop!*

Dune: And I had... *sigh* just replaced those light bulbs.

Deziree: Point taken. I'll go get the spares.

Dune: And?

Deziree: And I'll stop Ludmilla before she starts breaking the laws of nature and we have an awkward conversation with Palkia.

Ludmilla: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!