Jubilife, Past

Etran: Um, thank you, ma'am. I should get going.

-Etran takes his food, and starts to leave.-

Stormchaser

Belinda: Good point good point but look at it! Look at that fucking monster! If we don't take it out, who knows what other horrible things it can pull off!

(Belinda is so busy rambling, she doesn't notice the Liepard silently stalking into the bridge from out of the ruined corridors.)

Tastes better on the way back down.

-Siobhan frowns.-

Siobhan: "Go check if the guns still work." -She spins the ship back around for another bombing pass.-

Zhi Shen Lung: -wanders onto the bridge.- ~That... thing... hurts...~

Siobhan: "Oh, you're awake! Tell everyone on the ground we're coming around for another attack run!"

Zhi Shen Lung: ~Okay?~

-Zhi Shen Lung teleports down to the battlefield.-

Zhi Shen Lung: -To everyone.- ~Distract it, but get out of the area, the Stormchaser is coming around for another bombing run.~

Siobhan: "I just hope the guns still work..."

edited 26th Oct '16 11:40:33 AM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Destruction roars as Maxim bombards it, and it grabs the Gallade by the face, whipping around to face Pallad-

{BE RENT ASUNDER!}

-There's a pressure wave as Maxim is shot like a bullet at the Metagross, and Destruction follows up by flashstepping over to Maxim while he's in the air, and hammering him into the Metagross with a heavy punch. It whirls around when Pallad hits the Shard with Meteor Mash-

{I WILL END YOU!!} -Its body ripples from the impact and it roars-

Destruction's rage is building!!

-It grabs Pallad by his forelegs and repeatedly slams its foot into the Metagross' face, each stomp causing a small explosion of fire-

-At that point Ever does the thing and several energy balls hit it-

{...}

-Ever is suddenly wound up in a black thorny vine, that hauls him off the ground and tightens around his throat, thorns digging into his legs and neck-

{You are an annoyance.}

-It glares up at the Stormchaser-

{Telepathic communication. Primitive. And insufficient. You will not succeed this endeavor.} -It's eyes gleam as the air over the battlefield shimmers and becomes a red-black Beehive Barrier-

edited 26th Oct '16 1:16:22 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Antumbra Research facility in the past

Valerie nods, still behind a plant. "What she said."

South of Sendoff Spring

-Ever is vined-

Ever: Erk...!

-and insulted-

Ever: Technically true but entirely irrelevant to the situation at hand...Breeze, do the thing.

Breeze: <Which thing?>

Ever: Of all the times for you not to read my mind, now is the one you pick? THE THING, BREEZE!

Breeze: <Just checking! :3>

-Breeze yanks his Pokeball away from Ever, at the same time accelerating all nearby particles towards Destruction at high speed-

Breeze used Hyper Beam!

-and at the same time recalling himself-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Stormchaser

Belinda: ...well, shit.

(She glances behind her, sees Thera, and starts.)

Belinda: Thera! There you are!

Tastes better on the way back down.

Siobhan: "Well, so much for that plan. Any brilliant ideas to provide air support?"

-Zhi Shen Lung uses Thunderbolt on Destruction.-

-Ashen fires a Hyper Beam bolt into Destruction.-

Ashen: <Mother. Fucker. Why. Won't. You. JUST. DIE!>

Ashen: <The hell is this thing?>

The Jailer: <YOUR    DOOOOOOOOOOM!   >

Argent: <Very... Hammy.>

-Argent fires a bolt into it, doing... something.-

-The Jailer starts spinning around, its axe extended.-

The Jailer: <BOOOOOOOONESTOOOOOOORM!>

-Bits of the Jailer's bones start flying off in random directions.-

-Balthazar and Archimedes raise their shields in front of the party, blocking the shards heading towards them. Ashen fires another bolt, and the Jailer stops spinning.-

The Jailer: <STICK AROUND!>

-It slams its axe into the ground, sending a spike up under Balthazar, impaling him.-

Ashen: <Bloody hell.>

-Archimedes punches the spike, which shatters. Balthazar falls to the ground.-

Archimedes: <The impalement or the calling of attacks with terrible puns?>

Ashen: <Both?>

-Ashen reloads her crossbow, and fires, the bolt forming into a large beam of energy, which impacts into the Jailer. It recoils slightly.-

Argent: -Closes her eyes. A faint glow can be seen coming therefrom. She raises her hand, which glows pinkish-purple.-

Argent used Future Sight! Argent foresaw an attack!

The Jailer: <HA HA HA HA HA!> -He swings at Balthazar with his axe, connecting. Balthazar counters by slashing with an obscura-charged blade at the Jaile'’s arm.-

-Archimedes rushes in and slams his fist into the Jailer's body, shattering a number of the bones. The Jailer slams its axe onto Archimedes' head, stunning him.-

The Jailer: <BOOOOOONESTOOOOOORM!> -It begins spinning around, but suddenly collapses into various bones as Argent's foreseen attack happens.-

-The Jailer starts recollecting itself, and Ashen walks up and puts a bolt through each of the three skulls forming its heads.-

-It reforms, staggering back.-

-Balthazar charges it, but is knocked aside by its axe.-

-Archimedes launches himself into the air, crashing down on the Jailer, scattering the bones.-

The Jailer: <STICK... AROUND...> -the glow that effuses its bones starts to fade.-

-Argent attempts to put another bolt in each skull, only succeeding in doing so to one, which shatters. The Jailer reforms, and smashes Ashen aside.-

Ashen: <Gah!>

-Argent unleashes a Heal Pulse on the party.-

Robin: <EAT FIRE, YOU SKELETON AMALGAM THING!> -She unleashes a Flamethrower at it. It shies away, breaking most of the jet with its axe.-

-Archimedes rolls around it, punching it in the back.-

-It knocks him away with its "wings".-

-Robin shooting a jet of fire, which it continues breaking with its axe.-

-Ashen fires another Hyper Bolt at the Jailer.-

-The beam shatters the Jailer's axe, sending pieces flying back into it, the continuing to hit the Jailer itself, slamming it against the wall behind it.

-Another of the skulls has shattered, and the last one has a long crack. Most of the bones have been shattered, only held together by whatever energy animates it.-

The Jailer: <BOOOOOONESTOOOOOORM!> -It whirls around, all of the shattered bones turning into shrapnel.-

-Balthazar raises his shield in time.-

-Archimedes is not so lucky, catching a large amount of shrapnel.-

-Ashen manages to use her crossbow as an impromptu shield.-

Ashen: <Oh, that'll do nasty things to the structural integrity.>

-Argent manages to Protect herself and Robin.-

-The Jailer is barely hanging on to being animate. Notably, the crack on its remaining skull has widened.-

Ashen: <Die.> -She fires another bolt through the last skull, causing it to shatter.-

The Jailer: <MY... MASTER... EXPERIMENTS... HAVE ESCAPED...> -The Jailer collapses back into a pile of bones.-

-A loudspeaker crackles to life.-

Loudspeaker: <Why, am I glad you did that or what! I -> -Ashen puts a bolt into the loudspeaker, causing it to spark and crackle with static.-

Ashen: <I've had about enough out of him.>

Argent: <Well. I'll say it can't get much worse than this...>

Ashen: <Fucking hell, you had to say it...>

-They walk through the door, out into the upper floor of the castle proper.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Somewhere in Sinnoh, yesterday

Muddy: -Is knocked down to a sliver of his health, alongside Hydreigon- <Why can't it just die already?>

-Coulomb, Draca, and Garchomp have gotten fainted-

???: -From atop my head- <Hey Tagg, are you ready now?>

-While getting out Full Restores and Revives-

...We're kinda running out of options here... so yes.

Victini: -Turns visible with the characteristic shiny glint- <Finally, you never let me have any fun.>

Well that's because if I were to actually have you turn visible I would be making sure our opponent was only leaving in a body bag, or fed to wild mons. And this Administrator isn't leaving here alive.

Victini: -Nods before firing some Searing Shots at the Administrator-

-Suddenly a massive Solarbeam comes out of nowhere as well-

Wait-

Muddy: <It couldn't be...>

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

South of Sendoff Spring

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-Each pummel Pallad receives does a bit more damage, but he holds on and sends every ounce of Psychic power he has through one of Destruction's arms, in an attempt to severely cripple the arm, if not rip it clean off.-

-Meanwhile, from the source of the <SMASH>, a Fire Blast and a Zap Cannon launch toward it.-

Raikou: <We're not too late to the fun, are we, nya?>

Entei: <ENTEI HAS BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!>

edited 26th Oct '16 1:53:55 PM by BittersweetNSour

-Ashen looks up from reloading her crossbow.-

Ashen: <Holy shit, legendaries.>

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

South of Sendoff Spring

-Maxim is pummeled, and gives a much less boisterous laugh then Oggie did.-

Maxim: <Oh wow... dat vasn' expected...>

-Dimo walks closer to the Golurk as the barrier goes up.-

Dimo: ... <Liberty?>

-The Golurk barely has the energy to turn its head.-

Liberty: <D-D-D-Dimo... Miss Lud-Lud-Lud-Ludmilla is-is-is-is-is...>

-Dimo rushes over to the concussed woman. Her eyes are glazing over.-

Dimo: ...

-A twinge of regret followed by an overwhelming ocean of cold fury.-

Dimo: <Boyz.>

-Maxim and Oggie turn to their brother.-

Dimo: <Playtime eez over.>

-He turns to Destruction. The Cacturne walks at the metal creature.-

Dimo: <   Eez time to vork.   >

-Each step Dimo takes Rototillers the ground. There's a dangerous edge to his movements as Oggie and Maxim both pull themselves up, a similar killing intent in their eyes.-

-The battlefield erupts into chaos-

-Destruction's eyes widen as a loud riiiiip sound as its arm is torn from its body with a splattering of black fluid, burning lightly into Pallad's hide but not enough to seriously harm the Metagross-

{Ugh...UGHHAAAAAH-}

-The Hyper beams from Breeze and Ashen blow a hole in its chest and its hip, smearing the landscape behind it with dark fluid- {YOU CANNOT... I WILL NOT ALLOW..!!}

-The holes fill with sinuous fibers as they attempt to stitch themselves shut, from the nub of its arm that Pallad tore off, a thorny vine like construct begins to spill out, as if to replace it, but it is limp and refuses to move, the vine holding Ever bursts, dropping the strange man to the ground-

-Regina still focuses, her eyes open, glowing with the power radiating from her-

Jacob: "Just once more!"

-The Gardevoir nods and uses Calm Mind once again-

-The Fire Blast and Zap Cannon strikes it, and it shrieks out in pain, shuddering from the electricity and howling from the flames, before it regains its composure-

-Its body is burnt by the searing shots, one of its legs being burnt to cinders, and quickly another vein-y vine spurts out to replace it-

-Destruction raises its one good arm as a storm of power starts to coalesce around it-

Destruction: {I CANNOT BE DESTROYED BY-}

Destruction used Aura of Ha-

-The solar beam disintegrates its head, which weakly reforms as a mechanical skull, with a ruby eye, missing the upper left corner of its entire head, the storm sputtering out-

-It roars, charging forward at the group, not noticing the three Jaegers between it and the object of its rage-

edited 26th Oct '16 2:18:33 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

South of Sendoff Spring

-Ever crashes to the ground-

Ever: Ow.

You know what this reminds me of? Behemoth. I should tell Tagg that, he'd appreciate it.

Ever: Hey, Tagg! Doesn't this remind you of Behemoth? It reminds me of Behemoth!

-this is what Ever believes himself to be saying. Of course, there's very little oxygen going to his brain right now and he was just nearly choked to death, so it comes out more as-

Ever: Tagg tagg tagg behemoth *snerk* behemoth

Letter: <...Should I be doing something?>

Ever: Whoa, you're still conscious?

Letter: <Fortunately my shield was out of the blast radius. The power of foresight wins the day yet again!>

Ever: I took the shield with me, not you.

Letter: <A flawless victory on my part.>

Ever: Just use Sacred Sword, 'kay?

Letter: <Oh, fine.>

-Letter's swords glow, lift up from where they fell at some point, and make a series of swipes at Destruction-

edited 26th Oct '16 2:20:49 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Ashen: -with a cold glare of pure hatred at Destruction.- <   You will die, fiend.   > -She fires another bolt at the ruby eye, charged with Psychic energy. She wavers, barely able to stand, but remains standing.-

Argent: -Stirs, kind of waking up.- <Ashen... Don't push yourself to hard.

Ashen: <I will NOT allow myself to faint... not before this... THING is dead.>

-Zhi Shen Lung also Hyper Beams Destruction.-

-Siobhan looks down from the bridge of the airship.-

Siobhan: -pulling out a pair of binoculars.- "Holy shit... did that just happen? And are those..." -she looks through the binoculars, watching as the various Legendaries appear.- "Legendaries, apparently. Yes, yes they are."

-Balthazar charges after Destruction, attempting to slash him repeatedly with his sword.-

-Argent is now conscious.-

Argent: ~Ow, my head.~ -She uses a Hyper Potion on herself, and stands, shakily.-

edited 26th Oct '16 2:28:57 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

South of Sendoff Spring

-Now free from Destruction's grasp, Pallad telekinetically lifts the severed arm — now a spoil of war — and uses it to deliver an undignified smack to the side of Destruction's regrown head, before tossing it away from the battlefield. Meanwhile, the two Oblivia Beasts that have arrived — oddly, without Suicune — look at each other-

Raikou: <Nya, wanna do the thing?>

Entei: <WHAT THING?>

Raikou: <The thing! The one Ho-oh taught you!>

Entei: <OH, RIGHT! THAT THING!>

-Entei roars a loud, echoey roar, and the ground beneath Destruction starts to glow. Suddenly, the ground erupts with a massive, spiraling tower of flame, extending seemingly infinitely toward the sky.-

Entei used Sacred Fire!

Raikou: <My turn!>

-The spiraling flames disappear, leaving a cloud of smoke above Destruction. The cloud sparks, and massive bolts of lightning descend back down upon the creature.-

Raikou used Thunder!

edited 26th Oct '16 2:38:52 PM by BittersweetNSour

Stormchaser

(Belinda just stares at the carnage.)

Belinda: Welp. Looks like they won't need us after all.

Tastes better on the way back down.

Venusaur: -To Muddy, flower still smoking- <I granted you my mantle, are you really going to bow down now?>

One last salvo, and then the Stormchaser blasts this abomination to the Spirit World.

-To Ever-

Except there's no golden guy to bail us out...

Muddy: -Getting up- <Nope.>

-Fires a Hydro Cannon, joined by attacks from everyone else-

Victini: -Lights himself on fire before flying at Destruction, the flames trailing behind his ears creating a giant V-

Venusaur: -Summons a mass of thorny vines that lash Destruction- <It's curtains for you!>

Xatu: -Has been preparing a Future Sight this whole time, and sends it down upon Destruction-

edited 26th Oct '16 7:03:06 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

South of Sendoff Spring

-Dimo, at the forefront, plants his feet and takes Destruction's charge. Destruction is skewered against the Cacturne's Spiky Shield.-

Dimo: <Eazy.>

-It's at this point that Maxim jumps onto Destruction's back and lays into him with Psycho Cuts. Oggie, meanwhile, curiously sniffs the creature's side.-

Oggie: <Hyu smell... oh ho ho... hyu smell gleetchy...>

-Oggie then proceeds to sink his teeth into the metallic juggernaut's side and rip off a piece to chew on. He takes a moment to note the taste.-

-Zhi Shen Lung transfers Tagg's message to Siobhan.- Siobhan: "Zhi Shen says Tagg says we blast that thing to hell after this next barrage. Now, how did they fire the guns the first time..."

edited 26th Oct '16 2:43:21 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Stormchaser

(Belinda suddenly grins and looks at Thera. The Liepard gazes back, somehow maintaining an utterly impassive expression even in the midst of mortal combat.)

Belinda: You mind if I find the rockets and add a little, ah... personal touch?

edited 26th Oct '16 2:45:22 PM by Uilleam

Tastes better on the way back down.

Siobhan -shrugs.- "Uh... I guess not?" -She finds the weapon controls, and works on figuring out how to arm and fire them.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Jacob: "NOW!"

-Regina uses Calm Mind once more before the area around Destruction flashes with bright light, before being engulfed in a brilliant white explosion of power-

-It's smacked by its own arm, turning towards Pallad before being slammed into by Victini its body almost exploding back, but loosely reforming-

-Muddy's Hydro Cannon shears off it's other arm-

-Ashen's Psyshock causes its head to snap back in pain, as Zhi Shen Lung's Hyper beam obliterates it's new leg and it tumbles further forward on to Dimo's shield-

{What is... NO!! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT-}

-The combination of the Psycho Cut and Sacred Swords lops the top half of its body from the bottom, and its torso goes flying, two new arms sprout out of it and a snake like trunk as it slams into the ground, barreling forward, only to be caught in the Sacred Flame and then promptly struck by lightning-

{ NO! YOU ARE ALL BELOW ME! CHILDREN! MUTTS! I AM A GOD OF DESTRUCTION!! YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED-}

-The Frenzy Plant carves across it, destroying its new serpentine lower half, its jaw goes slack as it clatters to the muddy ground, the barrier above them dissolving as it numbly looks up at the Stormchaser-

{...........}

-The next few moments are a veritable torrential downpour of gunfire, blast after blast, beam after beam, rain down on this one figure-

-After several long moments, the smoke clears, revealing a shimmering, pulsing black core floating in the air-

-It desperately tries to form a new body, an outline of Destruction forming, dissolving, and then forming again, before the core cracks, and then dissolves into dust that blows away on the wind-

edited 26th Oct '16 2:51:55 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

South of Sendoff Spring

-Oggie's eyes go wide.-

Oggie: <Eet'z... GLEETCHY!>

-Oggie proceeds to start eating any scrap of Destruction he can find. The other two Jaegers sniff the remains before joining him.-

-Let's... uh...-

-Let's just say their table manners aren't exactly civilized.-

-To the dissipating Destruction after presumably having Xatu move everyone out of range of the Stormchaser's guns-

Go to hell.

-Watching the Jaegers eat-

Not sure if eating Glitchflesh is the best idea though...

edited 26th Oct '16 2:59:29 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.