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???

(A particular Heiden, be it Maria, Lane or even Marianne, may hear their phone ringing.)

Tastes better on the way back down.

Meanwhile, elsewhere

-Click-

Marianne:Yes?

???

(A smooth, rich voice with a pronounced {German} accent sounds across the line.)

Wilhelm: Why, hello there, Marianne! How has life been treating you?

Tastes better on the way back down.

Somewhere in Unova

Marianne:Ah...Wilhelm.

-A sip of tea comes over the line-

About as well of you can expect from a vvoman who is slowly losing Arceusdamn EVERYTHING.

-And then the sound of a teacup smash-

???

(A chuckle from the other end of the line.)

Wilhelm: My, you figured me out quickly. I recall being quite different the last time we met. Anyway, what is this loss you speak of, O Prosperous One? Family matters? Financial dire straits? Age wearing you down?

Tastes better on the way back down.

Veilstone, past

Human!Xerxes: -to Siobhan- Sure!

-to Lily- Let me start...

-forms a psychic link with Lily-

~Can you hear me?~

-He may link with Siobhan's Psychic mon if they are willing-

edited 9th Aug '16 6:55:42 PM by Umbramatic

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Venomous: <Ah! Let her go!>

-Venomous shoots an Ancient Power at Ridley-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Siobhan: "Barioth, go help them?"

Barioth: ~Sure, I guess.~ -The espeon walks over, and joins in the Psychic link-

Siobhan: "Huh. They must be really bored. That was surprisingly easy."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Great Marsh, past

-Before I give an answer, Fenrir appears to have other plans-

Fenrir: -Starts zapping Westar with said glitch tendril-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Westar is shocked by the glitchvine, which causes the vines and glitchiness around him to go away-

Westar: <Ngh... You... Why?...>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Lily puts her fingers to her forehead-

Lily: ~Loud and clear, I think. Sorry, it's kinda hard to hear you, there's some interference...~

-...-

Lily: ~Uh... could you stop thinking of me naked?~

Noelle: -eeeps and blushes-

Mezzo: <Hey! Put her down!>

-Mezzo leaps into the air and fires a Dark Pulse at the peak of her jump-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Unova

-A low rumble-

Marianne:Let's see...my only child has gone to shame me, I'm facing a few minor lawsuite, nothing the legal team can't handle, oh, and yes, my husband is he usual LOUT!

-Rumble-

And here comes along dear little Willie! The HELL right have you to be so damn CHEERFUL?!

-The sound of many books falling emanates from the speaker-

-One breath-

-Then two-

Hah...calm, Marianne. Calm. No need to break more...yet...hah...

Mt. Coronet Caverns(?)

-Ridley roars as Mezzo and Venomous attack him, and starts charging up a Flamethrower to incinerate Samus with, but she manages to get her left arm free and shoot an Ancient Power directly into his mouth. He gags and lets go of her, then lands right next to the edge of the battlefield as he coughs up smoke and rock fragments.-

Samus: <You deserved that.>

-She starts charging up another attack to fire at the prone Charizard hybrid-

Great Marsh, past

Fenrir: <...Because I felt like it.>

So, other effects of prolonged Glitching... increased lack of empathy.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Veilstone, past

-Xerxes also blushes, then shakes his head.-

Human!Xerxes: ~Right, so I'm going to shift to my true form and us three will send out a psychic radar.~

-Shifts to said true form-

Xerxes: ~Ready?~

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Lily: ~Ready.~

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Psyche grins at the image.

She snaps out of it as Xerxes talks, ~Ah, yes.~

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

Veilstone, past

-Xerxes extends a psychic signal from his antlers that spreads far and wide, beyond Sinnoh...-

Xerxes: ~I found something far from here! Can you guys follow my lead to where?~

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Noelle: Um... do we look at what way your horns are pointing?

Lily: ~Uh, if I'm reading this right, somewhere in Orre?~

Jenna: Arceusdammit, why would we ever want to go back there again?

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Veilstone, past

Xerxes: ~I'm getting that... Barioth, can you confirm?~

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Westar: <But... Like this, I can't help peoplemons!>

-Both former Bugs shoot Ancient Powers at Ridley-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Aero <Of course, who do you think taught me?> -the mecha-sparce not-chirps at Ridly in response to the thorn comment. Then rolls up and goes to quickly drop a morph bomb equivalent near the hybrid's face before swiftly retreating, still in ball form-

Mt. Coronet Caverns(?)

-Samus fires her final Ancient Power along with everyone else's attacks. They hit their mark, and Aero's grounded attack helps to topple Ridley off the edge. He flails and screeches as he falls into the lava, sinking.-

Samus: <Good ridd— hnggg...>

-She clutches her head as the world around them starts to blur out into static again...-

The rest of the fights will last longer, I promise :P

edited 9th Aug '16 8:54:24 PM by BittersweetNSour

Barioth: ~Hold on... Wait, yes. Can confirm. Orre.~

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Veilstone, past

Xerxes: <They're in Orre! Guys, quick, on my back, we're going on a road trip!>

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