ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

CU Meadow

Joseph: It's OK! We're dealing with psychedelic poppies~

Another green world.

CU Meadow

Jacob: -Nodding to Lane- "Okay, so let's get going. No point in just standing here."

-He pushes on ahead-

-Pyro Jack is hee-ing at all of this-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

CU Meadow

-no sooner does this happen that...-

Joseph: Oooooh, gosh golly gee willikers this is a load of bullshit.

-a giiiiiant blanket of poppies, long and wide. To go around it would take ages-

Floaroma

-Munn!-

Another green world.

CU Meadow, past

Lane: ._.

-Decarabia spiiiiiiiins-

Yep. Bad day, bad day. Ooooh boy.

Eterna City

Skye: I knew it. I knew I was going to regret this.

-In the time since the last relevant post, Rose and Diane have gotten absolutely piss-drunk, and then proceeded to get themselves kicked out of the bar. Diane lazily drapes an arm around Skye-

Diane: relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac. the guy fuckign derserved it anywayyyyyyy.

Diane: *desevered

Diane: **fuck

Rose: I told ya yer strong as fuck. I mean look at ya!

-She grabs and squeezes one of Diane's arms.-

Rose: Good thing I ain't on the recivving end of one a these guns! Yer girlfriend's fuckin awesome, Skye.

Skye: I know but that was not a good way to demonstrate how awesome she was.

Diane: totally was. noone touches by babe but meeeeee. and asyssa too i guess but i dunno she nevery really was into that sotra stuff.

-She grins-

Diane: suuuuuuper soft thoguh! like a biug teddy bear. so cuddly <3

Skye: Um—

Diane: not her cousin thouh. vierrs a woss

Diane: *though *wuss

Rose: His name sounds liek a wuss. Who the hecking fuck names their kid "Vierr"?

Diane: I know, right? and such a grumpypuss too. he always wanst to fight people with his magicky aura magiccs. I could totally take him thoug!

Rose: I wanna be there to see you kick ihs ass. Tell me when you're gonna kick his ass, k?

Diane: sure thing rosey.

-They grin at each other-

Diane: ynow I was wrong about you! you're bretty great.

Rose: Naaaaaaaaaaaha.

Diane: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rose: nuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Diane: yeeeeeeee

-Skye sighs-

CU, Meadow, Past

-Ren and Mendel blink at the literal deadly poppy field.-

Ren: When I quoted The Wizard of OZ earlier I didn't know this would happen...

-Mendel squeaks as Pythagoras' screen displays the work "NO EXIT".-

Mendel: I think we have have one option. We take advantage of the delay of the release of the pollen and make a dash through the field and hope we are fast enough to out run the hallucinogens.

-Mendel sighs.-

Mendel: Someone else please have another idea...

CU, Meadow, past

Lisa: <Fire Blast them?>

edited 11th Apr '16 5:52:31 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

CU Meadow

-Joseph sucks in his teeth-

Joseph: Uh, I don't think that'll work. Not the way you said. We're gonna get the pollen no matter what, it's just a matter of outrunning whatever comes up.

-blinks-

How did I know that...?

-to Lisa-

I get the feeling that it's like one of those things that releases everything when they're destroyed.

edited 11th Apr '16 5:53:30 PM by ILoveDogs

Another green world.

CU Meadow

Jacob: "... I have to agree. We're gonna be tripping pollen soon enough, just make a dash for the exit. And if you don't see an exit, kill everything around you."

Verax: "A reason I am glad you don't do drugs."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

CU Meadow, past

Lane:-gulp-Unless you have something that filters toxins with any and all certainty then Fire Blast is definately a very bad idea! ._.

CU, Meadow, past

Lisa: <Hmph.>

SleepyHead: <I still wonder if Safeguard will protect us from them.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

CU, The Deadly Poppy Field, Past

Ren: I'm with Lane on this. Things will likely go aspear-shaped faster if we introduce any sort of flame into the equation. But yeah, hoofing it seems to be the best way to minimize our exposure.

Mendel: Dang it... TT_TT

-Ren takes out his handkerchief.-

Ren: No sense in not taking any precautions we can though...

-Ren tucks his cane under his arm as he hold his handkerchief over his nose and mouth.-

Mendel: This Is Gonna Suck... TT_TT

-Mendel covers his mouth and nose with his shirt.-

CU Meadow

Joseph: Well, it's not a status effect, is it? I don't think there's a Pokemon move that makes the opponent trip balls.

-he sighs-

Joseph: Might as well. I don't think that the hankies will save you, but it's worth a shot...and here we GO!

-he dashes off, kicking up a cloud of pollen-

edited 11th Apr '16 6:12:11 PM by ILoveDogs

Another green world.

CU Meadow, past

-Lane barely gets his own handkerchief over his nose and mouth as the cloud flies up-

Lane:Ugh, I swear if my allergies get me killed...

-He tucks in his head and runs headlong after Joseph-

-Ren and Mendel are in hot pursuit of of Joseph, trying to stay to his sides rather than behind him.-

Ren: -in thought- I'm getting too old for this...

Mendel: -in thought, quickly losing stamina- CrapOhCrapOhCrapOhCrapOhCraprunningRunningRUNNING!

edited 11th Apr '16 6:20:24 PM by keys2tkingdom

CU, Meadow, past

-As soon as someone says run, Lisa darts above the field, likely a good deal faster than the others-

SleepyHead: <I mean, Lava Cookies heal apparently heal drunkenness, so...>

-She notices everyone else running-

<...Hm.>

-Phobetor puts up a Safeguard as SleepyHead begins running, possibly a bit slower than the others-

edited 11th Apr '16 6:29:02 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

CU Meadow

Jacob: -Covers his mouth and nose with his jacket and dashes-

Verax: -Dashes, passing by Jacob and nearly catching up with Lisa as he covers his mouth and nose with his shirt-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Eterna Forest

-Sholto has come here and is currently perched somewhere-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Eterna Forest

-Jacob is walking by, passing under Sholto's perch with Yder dancing around Jacob, as well as Regina and Woe following along-

-There is also an eccentric Wurmple on a tree trying to create a death ray out of silk, but that is neither here nor there-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Eterna Forest

-Sholto looks down at the group and greets them-

Sholto: <Oh, hey, Jacob, Regina, Woe, and Rotom whose name I do not know.>

-Lisa is perched nearby, though staying silent for now-

-Jolly, who is also perched nearby, but further away, looks at the Wurmple-

Jolly: They're probably going to fail...

Or succeed and kill us all...

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Eterna Forest

Jacob: "Oh, heya Crow. What are you up to out here?"

Regina: -Bows- <Greetings, Sholto.> -She continues walking and floats over the fence to the old Chateau-

Woe: <Oh, you. Hi.>

Yder: <Salutations corvus! Where is your murder today?>

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Eterna Forest

Lisa: <I wanted to hang out here for a bit and he didn't seem to mind.>

Sholto: <Yeah, there are quite a few Murkrow around here, plus that house with a lot of ghosts.>

-He looks as Regina continues-

<Oh, yeah, that over there.>

-to Yder- <Well... guess that depends on what you see a murder as. Since I've either got a pretty small standard one or a decent sized non-traditional one.>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Eterna:

Was waiting on DS and Dune

Gallade!Dunyazade: So, uh, used-to-be-a-trapinch, new person, you two going to help, or go off and do your own things?

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Eterna Forest

Yder: <Eeeeeeeexcellent.>

Jacob: "Why is it everyone in my family is somehow attracted to areas with haunted mansions? I mean this forest is creepy."

"Speaking of I need to exorcise my house. I don't mind the ghosts if they stick to the basement or the hedge maze. Who knows, when I retire from this all I could see random trainers breaking into my house to look through my trash cans and look for Ghastly in my back yard. But I need them out of my house proper."

Woe: <I still vote we just beat them all up.>

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Eterna Forest

Lisa: <Your guess is as good as mine.>

Sholto: <Aw, why do you want to get rid of the ghosts? They're nice!>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every