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Twinleaf

-May be seen by DS as she exits her door-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Twinleaf Town

- Steps outside, checking the marking map on my Poketch, having marked down locations currently known to be affected by the glitches -

Hmm...

- Notices Tagg -

Tagg?

My fanfic

Jubilife, yesterday

Maggie: Ah...

"Oh, uh, nice to meet you, then."

-She gestures at the Gyarados, Prinplup, and Swirlix in turn-

Maggie: "These are Damburst, Tide, and Sugar Sugar in turn."

Damburst: <Hello.>

Tide: <Uh... hi...>

-Sugar Sugar gives a curt nod-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-Waves-

Hey DS, sorry I'm late. Damned space rocks and Nightmarescapes...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Twinleaf Town

Ah, it's okay... Um... It's nice to see you again. It's... been a while...

My fanfic

-To DS-

It really has huh...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Twinleaf Town

... Yeah.

So, um... How have you been?

My fanfic

-To DS-

Apart from this Glitch stuff and having to save the world for the umpteenth time, I'm fine. You?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Route 203

-In their searching, Maggie and Pitch have come here-

Maggie: "Okay, maybe they're here..."

-As they land, a certain glitchvine-covered Staraptor perches near them-

Staraptor: <Haha! Human and Weepinbell...>

<One of you must be the Shirley Eas told us about.>

Pitch: <Hm... you get one guess as to which one of us that is.>

Maggie: "...Wait, Eas?"

Staraptor: <Yes, one of our group of four!>

Maggie: "...So you're Westar, I'm guessing?"

-The Staraptor is startled-

Westar: <Gah! How did you know?>

Maggie: "And the other two are Soular and Northa?"

Westar: <Augh! You know all four of us?>

<Truly your divination powers are what Eas heard of...>

Pitch: <Maybe you should just get more creative names.>

Westar: <Well, this just establishes you as a threat to take care of all the sooner!>

<Now... Let's show them what we've got!>

-Swack flies into view-

Maggie: "...Wait, wha-"

Pitch: <Hm, smells like the two of them, certainly.>

Swack: <Hello, my queen.>

Westar: <...Wait, you know her?>

Swack: <Of course, she's my queen!>

<...You were expecting me to attack her?>

Maggie: ...So they do have some sort of control still?

"Uh, don't worry. We'll get you back t-"

Westar: <Uh, no. I meant...>

-he points dramatically at Pitch-

<That Weepinbell!>

Swack: <...>

-glares-

<Gladly!>

Maggie: "Uh..."

Pitch: <Mm...>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Near Hajime

-Etran is still visibly nervous, and tries to stay at a distance-

Etran: I'm Etran. This is Eggshell.

Eggshell: Hey.Tell the fool to feed me I haven't eaten in an hour.>

Jubilife, day before yesterday

Raeburn: That's great! Thanks for the idea Sholto! *Immediatly leaves*

Orebugh Gate, today

Raeburn: ...I'm stuck.

Ryuu: Goddammit Raeburn. We don't even have a map!

"Lawful guys should stay home and play Atlus games. I hear they're awesome." -Random demon, Persona.

Jubilife, two days prior

Crow: "No prob."

"And, uh, bye, then."

Jubilife

-Hajime is a bit nervous about Etran's nervousness-

Hajime: "Oh, nice to meet you, I'm Hajime."

"And uh, I think your Vullaby's hungry."

Route 203

-Pitch is knocked back, somewhat weak after an offscreen attack-

Maggie: "Er, Sweetie, Sack, any chance you'd reconsider-"

Swack: <The Weepinbell shall pay...>

Maggie: "...Alright, then."

"Guess I'll have to do this!"

-She sends out Déagol-

Déagol: <What does it want?>

Maggie: "Er... could you attack the vines surrounding... them?"

Déagol: <Certainly.>

-Déagol shoots a Power Gem at Swack, damaging the glitchvines some-

Swack: <Urgh... my queen, why do you attack me?>

Westar: <Because she has betrayed you and is not your queen any more!>

<From now on I will be your king!>

Maggie: "...You know they're not going to-"

Swack: <You dare speak that way of the king?!>

Maggie: "...Well."

Déagol: <It sure changed loyalties fast.>

Pitch: <Mm... I heard the same thing happened when the Combee joined your team, anyway...>

Maggie: "...Point..."

edited 27th Jan '16 6:59:32 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Jubilife City

Jason:-is pointedly looking away-Eve, you have to stop this.

Eve:Stop whaaaaaaat~?

Jason:What you're doing.

Eve:Whatcha mean~?

-Jason grumbles-

Why're you looking away~?

Jason:BECAUSE YOU DON'T HANG UPSIDE DOWN IN A DAMN SKIRT IN PUBLIC EVELYN! OR IN PRIVATE!

Eve:~3~

-Grim facewings-

Grim:...<I have a solution.>

-A few moments later-

Valley:Petiiiii~ <3

-Jason is again host to a faceplantmon-

Jason:Yu know, zish werks

Eve:-giggles-

---

-Elsewhere, Iggy has her box again-

Jubilife

-a boy, covered in his typical Roserade-y coat, may be near either Jaseve or Iggy-

Another green world.

Jubilife

-The upside down girl waaaaaves to Joe-

Eve:Hello, Mr. Roserade~

Jason:Roshred? Oh, mush be Joe. Hey Joe!

Valley:Petiii~

Glassman Delivery Service, Pastoria City

-Star is sitting at the front desk, drawing in a notebook-

-Someone walks through the front door, and hands Star a slip of paper.-

Employee: That's my last delivery for the day, Star.

Star: -puts down her notebook and takes the paper- Ok. Night, James.

-James walks out-

-Star sighs, and looks at her notebook-

-A certain Mismagius comes into the room-

October: <Whatcha drawin'?> -he picks up Star's notebook using Psychic-

Star: What the- October! Put that down!

October: <Oh, fine.> -drops the notebook into Star's lap-

-Star picks up the book and holds it up. It's a partial drawing of the arena where the Gold Conference was held-

-Star sighs-

October: <Y'know, I'm pretty sure everyone would understand if you took a break to travel again.>

Star: Hmm...I have classes and stuff coming up again, though....

October: <Well it doesn't have to be looooooooooong.>

Star: ...True. -looks at her picture again- I'll think about it.

Jubilife

-gaaaaaasp-

-Petilil glomp-

Joseph: What a cutie!~

Another green world.

Route 203

-After more battling, the vines around Swack are destroyed-

-The merged Pokemon then splits into Sweetie and Sack again, who fall on the floor, exhausted-

Westar: <Rrgh...>

<You win this time, Shirley, but someday our teamwork will beat both you and the J-Team!>

-He flies away-

Sack: <Mmm...>

Sweetie: <Ugh, forgive me, my queen. I was unable to resist his silver tongue...>

Pitch: <I wouldn't really call his tongue a silver one...>

Maggie: "Regardless, it seems like we've got an explanation for those vine-ish glitches now."

"Though, funny we started out with plants rather than diamonds..."

Déagol: <Why does it find this amusing?>

Maggie: "Uh, nothing... These guys seem pretty different from their source."

"At least..."

"He didn't tell you anything about making you and others miserable or someone named Lord Moebius, right?"

Sweetie: <I don't believe so, no.>

Sack: <He at least thought he was trying to make us happy...>

Sweetie: <He must have a weird definition of happy.>

Maggie: "Hm..."

"Well, regardless, should probably tell the others about this."

edited 27th Jan '16 7:30:50 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Jubilife

-Valley is pulled from Jason's face by the force of the glomp-

Valley:Petil! =D

-Facehuggles Joseph-

Jason:Oph. Yeah. She hatched a while ago.

Jubilife

-Joseph gently pulls her off of his face-

Joseph: Hello, Jason! Hello, er...Eve! Hi, Eve!

Another green world.

Jubilife

Eve:That's ma name, don't wear it out~

Jason:Heya. How's it goin?

-Valley makes herself a Joseph headpet-

???

-Westar comes into the vine-y area here where Eas and the Toxicroak are waiting and flomps down-

Eas: <So, you come to gloat about how badly you beat them?>

Westar: <Sh-shut up, Eas!>

Toxicroak: <Well, it's like we said, you're likely not going to beat them with raw strength.>

Westar: <That's not the more important thing, though.>

<Shirley figured out our names!>

Eas: <You sure you didn't just blurt them out subconsciously?>

Westar: <Well, I did yours, but that's besides the point.>

<She knew Soular's and Mistress Northa's too!>

Toxicroak Soular: <Hm...>

Eas: <Well, guess that's what we get for letting you pick names.>

Westar: <Hey, I->

???: <Quiet, both of you.>

-Eas quickly closes her mouth as she and Westar look at the Tangrowth who just came in, her vines covered in glitchy patches, resembling the vines on everyone present-

Soular: <Mistress Northa.>

Northa: <So they know... What's more important is what we do next.>

<I trust I can leave that to you, Soular?>

-The Toxicroak nods-

Soular: <Might take a bit, but I'll whip something up.>

Northa: <Good.>

<Now if you'll excuse me, I must be off.>

-She goes back into the poorly lit part of the viney-area-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Jubilife City, Last Night

Scheherezade: That Luxio over there is Sinbad, and the kleptomaniacal Froslass he's corralling is Marjanah.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Jubilife, last night

Maggie: "Ah... That's who the outburst was about."

"Nice to meet all of you."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Jubilife City, last night

Schehereade: All of you, as well. -looks at her watch- I should probably get going. -she clambers on to Shahryar, with some difficulty.- Bye! Hope to see you again. -to Shahryar- Back to the apartment, at this point.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.