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Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#475201: Nov 7th 2015 at 3:45:31 PM

Ever Grande

Sergey: "It is comfortable when you get used to it"

Sergey agreed

Sergey: "Oh and also it seems we have never met before, hi, I'm Sergey. And this is Aicha, beware, she is a little trickster."

Aicha: <Haha, yes I am, though don't worry... I don't bite... often>

She said, smiling.

While that happend Sergey streched out his hand.

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#475202: Nov 7th 2015 at 3:50:39 PM

EGC

Daydre shakes his hand.

"Nice to meet you both."

Rowan, meanwhile, pops out of his ball to give Aicha a look.

off the shits
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#475203: Nov 7th 2015 at 3:54:48 PM

Champion's Chamber, Ren's Challenge, Past

Steven: Well done Renard. It's been a while since I have so many of my teammates have been knocked out without knocking out an opponent's team mate as well. I suppose I'll have to step up my game a bit.

-Steven sends out an Aggron.-

Aggron: <SMASH ALL THE THINGS!>

Ren: Hypnosis

Steven: Earthquake!

Aggron: <SMASH ALL THE GROUND!>

Kitsune: <Listen dear, you're obviously high strung. Why not take a nap?

Aggron: <MUST SMASH ALL THE GROU... ZZZZ!>

Aggron fell Asleep!

Ren: Time for a new scene! Rio, take the stage!

-Ren recalls Kitsune and Sent out Rio.-

Aggron is fast Asleep!

Ren: Iron Defense!

-As Steven used a Full Heal on his Aggron, Ren, holding his Mega Cane vertically with his left hand, pressed his right palm to his Key Stone. As the key stone begins to gleam, Ren raises his cane aloft.-

Rio's Lucarionite is reacting to Ren's Mega Cane!

-As the crystal refracts and reflects the light from the Key Stone, Rio is surrounded by a spherical cocoon of dark grey energy. After a brief moment, the cocoon shatters.-

-Emerging from the sphere, Rio's cream fur has become longer, and his thighs slimmed down. Rio has developed two spikes on the back of each of his paws, which have turned crimson. His aura-sensing appendages have grown longer, with two of them tipped in crimson. His shoulders also possess a spike each. The power of Rio's aura is heightened throughout His body, causing new black markings to form on his blue fur.-

Rio has Mega Evolved into Mega Lucario!

Rio's defense Rose sharply!
Aggron woke up!

Ren: Magnet Rise!

Steven: Earthquake!

Aggron: <SMASH ALL THE GROUND!>

-The Aggron slams its tail and arms on ground as Rio rises into the Air as the shockwave from the Aggron's attack passes under him.-

Ren: Aura Sphere!

Steven: Smack Down!

Aggron: -grabbing a chunk of the floor and hurling it at Rio- <SMASH ALL THE LUCARIO!>

Mega!Rio: <*hrk* ...>

-Rio is forced back to the ground with minor damage but fires an Adaptability-boosted Aura Sphere at the Aggron's face.-

Aggron: <OWWW! I... WILL... SMASH... ALL... THE... !!!>

Aggron Fainted!

-Steven sends out Carbink holding an Iron Ball and Ren sends out Pierre holding the Metrome to preserve Rio's Health.-

Carbink: <HEEEEYYYYY! Aren't I just so shiny~!>

Pierre: <... I don't know how to respond to that.>

Steven: Time to take some extra measures! Stealth Rock!

Ren: Hypnosis!

Pierre: <I know! Why don't you just take a nap!>

Carbink: <OKAYYYYY! But I'll still be so shiny~!>

Carbink fell asleep!

Steven: Time to make the most of a bad situation! Snore!

Ren: Energy Ball!

Carbink is fast asleep!

Carbink: <PRETTYYYYY~! *snore* PRETTYYYYY~!>

Pierre: -taking minor damage- <I've never know someone who is actually more annoying while asleep.>

Pierre's Metronome moved!
*tick* 0-2-3-4! *tick*

-Pierre hurls a ball of green energy at the Carbink, doing moderate damage.-

Steven: Snore!

Ren: Energy Ball!

Carbink: <SHINEYYYYY~! *snore* SHINEYYYYY~!>

Pierre: -taking minor damage- <I don't know Where that reference is from... But I heard too many times already!>

Ren: Well the show was fairly lackluster.

Pierre's Metronome moved!
*tick* 2-2-3-4! *tick*

-Pierre hurls another ball of green energy at the Carbink, doing bit more damage than last time.-

Steven: Sleep Talk!

Ren: Energy Ball!

Carbink: <PRETTYYYYY~! ... SHINEYYYYY~!>

Carbink is fast asleep!
Carbink used Sleep Talk!
Sleep Talk Tuned into Gyro Ball!

-The Carbink sat up and started to spin as...-

Pierre's Metronome moved!
*tick* 4-2-3-4! *tick*

Ren: Hit it!

-As Pierre hurled yet another ball of green energy at the Carbink, the sleeping Fairy type spun right into Pierre's attack severely damaging itself and severly reducing the the damage to Pierre.-

Pierre: -a bit below half health- <Oouch.>

Carbink: -weakly, while still asleep- <-I'M STILLLL~ SO SHINEYYYYY~!>

Carbink fainted!

edited 7th Nov '15 4:55:27 PM by keys2tkingdom

Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#475204: Nov 7th 2015 at 3:59:19 PM

Ever Grande

Aicha tilted her head a bit and looked at Rowan curiously

Sergey: "So, what brought you here to this town?"

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#475205: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:00:53 PM

Champion's Chamber, Ren's Challenge, Past

Steven: -recalling Carbink- Congratulations, Renard. Very few coordinators can push me this far.

Ren: -in thought, while recalling Pierre- Yeah... And getting here left me with only one mon in perfect condition...

Steven: -sending out a shiny Metagross- So let's see how much farther you can push me...

-As Steven presses his fFingers to his Mega Stickpin as Ren sends out Dirus.-

Metagross' Metagrossite is reacting to Steven's Mega Stickpin!

-Steven's Shiny Metagross bellows as it is encased by a cocoon of gray energy.-

-After a tense moment with a wall-shaking surge of energy, Ren and Dirus are now staring down the gold, white, and blue metal octapod.-

Metagross Mega Evolved to Mega Mega Metagross!

Ren: -in thought- It looks a lot more scary when you're on the opponent...

-Out loud- Time for the Finale! Dirus, use Dark Pulse!

Steven: Ice Punch!

Dirus: -two streams of Obscrua fire from the two smaller head and the main head speaks- <So what if you're Mega Evolved?>

-In a single fluid maneuver, the Mega Metagross points it's four fore-limbs together and spun rapidly and moving forward, severely weakening Dirus' attack, as its claws started to emit a frosty mist.

Dirus: <Urk!>

-All three of Dirus' necks were being restrained by three frosty claws as the Final on was quickly drawn back and delivered a quick, frost-covered jab to Dirus' side.-

Critical hit!
Dirus fainted!

-As Dirus slumped to the floor and Ren recalled the Dark dragon, the Mega Metagross floated back to Steven's side, the Champion smiling at Ren waiting as waited for the challenger to send out his next mon.-

Ren: -sending out Gamma- Gamma! Use Dark Pulse!

Steven: Hammer Arm!

-Before gamma can properly gather the obcsura needed to fire his attack, two metal claws glowing with powerful aura slam into the Virtual Pokémon, sending him straight up before fall to the floor.-

Gamma fainted!
Mega Metagross' speed fell!

Ren: -in thought, while recalling Gamma- I'm starting to think I underestimated this fight... But there is still my one chance for a comeback...

-Ren sends out Baleno.-

Ren: Baleno use Thunder Wave!

Steven: Meteor Mash!

-Baleno blinks at Steven's words, only to open them to see the Mega Metagross's claw heading for him as Ren winces at the impact and recalls his Raichu.-

Baleno fainted!
Mega Metagross' attack rose!

Ren: -in thought- Crunch time...

-out loud- Rio, do us proud! Blaze Kick!

Steven: Hammer Arm!

-Rio dashes forward, his feet igniting as he runs. The Mega Metagross begin to glow with aura, but Rio leaps into the air to deliver a spinning axe kick with his flaming feet.-

HONG!

-The four fore-limbs take Rio's attack, but the energy for the Hammer Arm softened the blow. The two Mega Evolved mon stare at each other for a moment only for one of the fore-arms of the Mega Metagross to grab Rio and sling him to the ground, stunning the Mega Lucario as the The four arms slam downwards, kicking up dust with Rio at the epicenter of the attack.-

edited 7th Nov '15 9:23:24 PM by keys2tkingdom

Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#475206: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:10:56 PM

EGC

Rowan continues looking at Aicha.

"Vacation."

".... A really long vacation. I should probably going to go home soon.. In two to three months, maybe?'

off the shits
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#475207: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:23:11 PM

Ever Grande

Sergey: "Ah, as for myself I actually don't really know... the high mountain sure helps but I guess I have no particular reason."

Aicha: <Hmmm...>

You could see that Aicha was hatching a plan right now.

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#475208: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:28:57 PM

EGC

"That's cool..."

<._.>

off the shits
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#475209: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:31:25 PM

Ever Grande

Sergey: "So... do you want anything? I wanted to eat now, care to come with me, it would be on my treat."

Aicha: <Food, yay!>

She shortly looked at Rowan curiously before deciding that whatever she planned right now should be done later.

edited 7th Nov '15 4:31:36 PM by Sergey_Smirnov

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#475210: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:42:51 PM

X-Naut Fortress, B1

Arika: C because he's definitely just as much of a dirty robot [frillish]er as I am B. You should go for some more variety.

X-Naut Fortress, B2

Lancelot: <Er, guys? We should probably check out this door.>

Shadedrake Island, past

Umbra: Yeah, it was... Aside from the island's large Ghost-type population harassing me for my strong life force, me and Styx had a pretty happy childhood...

As I got older, though, the higher ups of the island's community started noticing my powers and the ghosts' attraction to me to the point where...

...Well, I'll have to show you something else for that.

-Turns around and starts heading to another part of the village-

Contact Me!
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#475211: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:48:05 PM

Ever Grande City

Hikari and Marie are around talking to each other

"So, like, Jacob can do some great facial expressions. He has the frown of a champion, seriously, it's so good it warps from being intimidating to really funny and dorky." said Hikari, giggling a little bit "It looks cute too."

"If when he frowns he looked funny he probably isn't doing it right." said Marie, looking slightly confused "You make your boyfriend sound a lot more different than what I saw when I talked to him myself."

Slouch Hey from Here 'n' there Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Hey
#475212: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:50:15 PM

Several days ago, directly following this

[Vesuvius and Riptide are in the midst of a conversation]

Vesuvius: <Thirty hot dogs? Are you certain?>

Riptide: <Hard to believe, I know, but I swear on my hide it's true.>

Vesuvius: <Hmm... Well, I'm sure you wouldn't lie to me.>

[Slouch approaches]

Vesuvius: <Hi, Slouch!>

Riptide: <'Sup?>

Slouch: Hey, you guys. I'm just letting everyone know that we're heading out soon.

Vesuvius: <Oh? You found your bearings, then?>

Slouch: [Glances at the map in his hand and hesitates] ...Kinda.

Vesuvius: <"Kinda"? That's not very reassuring. Do you intend to get us lost again?>

Riptide: <'Cause if you do, you're heading in the right direction.> [Snickers at his own joke]

Slouch: [Oblivious] Point taken... [He thinks for a second] Should I call Tagg again and ask for a hand?

Riptide: [Scoffs] <Slouch, you're brilliant. Even if you could get reception, what would you say, exactly? "Hey buddy, I'm stuck on a nondescript rock in the middle of the ocean. Come rescue me!">

Slouch: Words to that effect, yeah...

Vesuvius: <Why don't we try to work this out as a group?>

Riptide: <Yeah. Let's see that map.>

[The Typhlosion and Feraligatr gather around their trainer and all three start to study the map.]

edited 7th May '16 6:58:14 PM by Slouch

Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#475213: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:55:38 PM

EGL - Past

Jacob: "... Oh my."

That's... similar to how he treated my team. Granted, he led with the Metagross. So.

Keep on it Ren. You can do this.

Ever Grande City - Now

Jacob: -Makes a serious frown for some reason he can't place-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#475214: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:57:23 PM

Ever Grande City

-Sarah stumbles across Jacob the moment he frowns.-

Sarah: ...Wow. That's an impressive frown. Something got you grumpy?

Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#475215: Nov 7th 2015 at 4:59:03 PM

Ever Grande City

Jacob: "I.... I don't know."

"It was like some unknowable cosmic force drove the corners of my mouth down."

"Like some-"

-He frowns again, his eyes looking up and to the side in thought-

"... Okay that was about to take a ridiculous philosophical turn."

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#475216: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:02:51 PM

Ever Grande City

-Sarah suddenly pulls up a chair, sits in it with the "back" of it facing Jacob, and crosses her arms on top of the back of the chair and rests her chin on them.-

Sarah: Nonono, continue. Talk ridiculous frown philosophy to me.

edited 7th Nov '15 5:03:16 PM by BittersweetNSour

FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#475217: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:04:06 PM

Ever Grande City

Hikari suddenly brings Marie just where Jacob and Sarah are

"See?" she pointed at Jacob

Marie looked at Jacob for a few seconds, before nodding while looking impressed.

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#475218: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:07:26 PM

Distorted Tomb, Halloween

Urnigrigus: -Is sent flying with a combined attack from Team Nova and company- <Ow...>

-Starts laughing-

<Well that was fun, I guess you'll be wanting your prize now don't you?>

Thresher: <And here I thought he was going to try killing us with some super form or something.>

Urnigrigus: -Floats over and hands Doc a pink Mega stone, with a pink, magenta, and white inside- <Here you go.>

Doc: <It's a Mega Stone.>

Urnigrigus: -To Doc- <It's Audinite, use it with a Key Stone and you can Mega Evolve, but I figure you already know that.>

Thresher: <So can we go now?>

Urnigrigus: <Hope we can meet each other again soon.>

-Snaps his fingers and Team Nova and company are poofed out-

Shadedrake Island, past

-Follows-

Ever Grande, today

-Is thinking-

So it's been about a year since I had that talk with Silent regarding how to break the news about Lucius' murder...

-Beat-

I need to think of things that are less depressing, let's see...

Eskay... is still at large with that sword.

Glitchmon... is still going to invade Sinnoh after we're done here.

Still have no idea what that business with the two giants means... or the Delta prophecy....

Shit, I kinda suck at this don't I?

Is that one of the others I sense nearby?

edited 7th Nov '15 5:07:52 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#475219: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:09:24 PM

EGC

"Eh, sure. It's around that time anyway."

<I know you're planning something.> Rowan thinks.

off the shits
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#475220: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:11:59 PM

Champion's Chamber, Ren's Challenge, Past

-As the dust clears, Rio has reverted to his normal form as the Mega Metagross stares at Ren unflinchingly.-

Critical hit!
Rio fainted!
Mega Metagross' speed fell!

-As Ren recalls Rio, Ren contemplates his options.-

Ren: Steven has his Mega Metagross with probably around 3/4 health, its speed lowered twice, and a fourth move unaccounted for. I, on the other hand, have two mon left. Kitsune at Pierre. Kitsune has the most health and has attacks that would be super-effective, but she also has Leech Seeds on her that would heal the Mega Metagross - not to mention that Earthquake is a threat. Pierre has less than half of his health left, but he one move slot left - but not very many options to use against this opponent...

-Ren sighs as he thinks back to one of his first contests as he takes out Kitsune's Cherish Ball, hopping to give himself comfort in these final moments. But this causes a memory to stir, a memory of a well read pamphlet given to him when he first got his Contest Pass...


"All good coordinators has many tools at their disposal. But the best coordinators know when not to use their tools. As it is sometimes necessary to let someone else steal the spotlight so you can look better later. After all, the one overarching principle of performing is 'The Show must go on!'"


Steven: While I'll be sligtly disappointed Renard, I will understand if you wish to concede.

-Steven's words jolt Ren back into the here and now, new inspiration coursing through Ren's mind.-

Ren: Sorry Steven, I don't think I'll take that offer.

-Ren tucks Kitsune's Cherish Ball back into his coat and begins to smile as he removes Pierre's Repeat Ball.-

Ren: I just remembered something I learned a long time ago, and it's something I should have remembered in Kalos.

-Ren sends out Pierre exhausted from his previous exertion.-

Ren: And it reminded me that whether it my destiny to see the curtain fall on a tragedy or to face a standing ovation - The show must go on!

Steven: -sighs at Ren's speech but smiles at the end- I can't say I appreciate the flowery speech, but I will complement your resolve Renard.

Ren: Then let us begin the final scene!

Steven: Meteor Mash!

Ren: -calmly- Destiny Bond.

Pierre: -singing as his eyes glow red as a strand of energy connects him to his assailant.-
<♫Outside the dawn is breaking
On the stage
That holds our final destiny
The show must go on...♫>

-Pierre closes his eyes at the Meteor-like strike descends.-

Pierre: <♫The Show must go on!>

-With a final smash, Pierre falls over as the Mega Metagross reverts to his normal form and also falls to the ground.-

Pierre fainted!
Pierre took Mega Metagross with him!
Metagross fainted!

-Steven shakes his head with a slight smile as both he and Ren recall their mon.-

Steven: Just as I should expected of the man who tied with Diantha and bears an Aqua Ribbon. You have proven yourself quite trainer and coordinator with this victory.

-Steven motions for Ren to follow him up the stairs and through the door where Steven originally stood.-

Hoenn Hall of Fame, Ren's Challenge, Past

-With the fight over, Ren actually has to use his Mega Cane to ensure his balance as he follows Steven down the long ornate room.-

Steven: This room... This is where we maintain the records of Pokémon that prevailed through the harshest of battles. It is here that League Champions are honored. Congratulations, Renard, you have completed your challenge. For your efforts that brought the most out of your team, and their efforts to support you as well, you may now add your names along side the others that have overcome these trials as well. Welcome to the Hall of Fame.

-Steven stops next to a machine that has slots for six Poké balls.-

Steven: Come. We will use this machine to record your name and the names of the partners who battled along with you to triumph over the Pokémon League!

-Ren smiles gratefully at Steven's acknowledgement as he place his team's Poké balls into the machine.-

Ren: Thank you everyone, I couldn't have done it without you...

Rio - Lucario♂
OT: Renard Clavis
Met: Hatched from an egg received as a gift in Celadon City

Kitsune - Nintales♀
OT: Renard Clavis
Met: Hatched from an egg received as a gift in Celadon City

Gamma - Porygon-Z
OT: Renard Clavis
Met: Received as a Porygon as a get-well-soon gift from the President of Silph Co. in Celadon City

Pierre - Gardevoir♂
OT: Renard Clavis
Met: Registered three days after hatching with the parents' permission as the Clavis Pokemon Ranch in Johto

Baleno - Raichu♂
OT: Renard Clavis
Met: Hatched from an egg received as a gift from a sponsor in the Kalos League Lobby

Dirus - Hydreigon♂
OT: Renard Clavis
Met: Received as a Deino as a gift from a sponsor in the Kalos League Lobby

Renard Valenum Clavis
Trainer ID: 31997
Congratulations! League Champion!

edited 7th Nov '15 5:24:14 PM by keys2tkingdom

Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#475221: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:15:00 PM

Ever Grande

Sergey: "Cool, so any specific tastes?"

Aicha strolls seemingly random.

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#475222: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:21:03 PM

Ever Grande City

Lyuri is walking around in a rather thoughtful state

"So Duke is planning on getting his own dojo after we get married and stuff, but what about me? I have absolutely no idea of what I'm going to do with my life. Being a Pokémon Trainer isn't quite for me and I'm not that interested in being a fighter myself so what I'm left with? I guess I can sorta draw but I'd rather keep that as a hobby rather than a job so... Damn I really have no plans for the future at all."

Lyuri might pass by Tagg but since she's currently rambling to herself she hasn't noticed him

Or anything really.

In fact she just walked right into a wall.

Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#475223: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:22:43 PM

EGC

"Hm, not really."

off the shits
Sergey_Smirnov Trans Terminus Homo from Everywhere and Nowhere (With a german accent) Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
Trans Terminus Homo
#475224: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:24:29 PM

Ever Grande

Sergey: "Well okay, I heard of a good resaurant nearby, they seem to serve really good pasta, how about this then? Or do you want to do something else?"

"One may feel fear in the face of danger so long as one banishes fear when danger actually arrives"
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#475225: Nov 7th 2015 at 5:26:44 PM

-Notices Lyuri walk into a wall and runs over-

Lyuri, are you alright?

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

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