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BluBeriPi done w ur shit Since: Feb, 2013
done w ur shit
#474201: Oct 25th 2015 at 6:53:04 PM

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A figure is laying prone on his belly on a rooftop, sniper rifle cradled in his arms. The building is a bombed out ruin in a city of bombed out ruins, torn apart by the fight for freedom. Or the war on terror. Depends on your side.

For this man, his side is the one with the money.

Waiting patiently, he speaks lowly to his partner - a Zangoose, visible through the hole in the roof behind him, on the floor below. He is busy with a satellite-uplink computer, checking his partner's bank accounts and contract offers.

???: How long we been trackin' this one, Z?

<Zack: While, chief.>

???: I should think so. Feels like a while.>

<Zack: Once you got him, come check this out. Got an interesting offer.>

???: -grunt of acknowledgement-

Time passes.

More time passes.

It's been two hours since either of them did anything significant.

???: Gotcha.

* GUN NOISES(?) *

He then shuffles back, and jumps down the hole. Carefully dismantling the gun, he pears over Zack's shoulder.

???: Huh. That's a new one. "Retainer." What am I, a lawyer? Z, do I look like a lawyer to you?

<Zach: I dunno, get you showered, in a nice suit, maybe?>

???: Really, Zach. Anyways. This actually sounds pretty interesting. Contact this, uh, "Tin Man" guy. Tell him I'm willing to open negotiations.

<Zach: Got it, D.>

They work in silence, Zach composing a message, the man finishing stowing his rifle.

Den: Right. Let's head for extraction.

<Zach: Right there with ya, chief.>

They both flip on aviator sunglasses.

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474202: Oct 25th 2015 at 6:56:39 PM

Victory Road

-Has found myself in a red flower field-

Odd, I don't remember this being here before, but then they changed a lot of the old paths so...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#474203: Oct 25th 2015 at 7:45:30 PM

Ever Grande, Ren's Room

-Ren is drink a strong cup of tea after meeting with his Sister-in-law for the first time after the Reality Check last year.-

Ren: I don't know what worries me more. That she believed everything I said, or the fact that she wanted to know if Ammy, Tagg, Lina and Umbra did birthday parties...

Tangent128 from Virginia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
#474204: Oct 25th 2015 at 7:51:16 PM

Lumiose City

Tangerine: -buys a brownie from a vending machine-

Brownie: "Grandma Bonfire's Home-Baked Organic Brownies!"

Lua: <Looks yummy!>

Fuego: <Can I read the back?>

Tangerine: Sure~

Fuego: <"At Grandma Bonfire's, we believe in giving you only the finest baked goods!">

Lua: <★★★★☆>

Fuego: <"That's why all our baked goods are homemade, in the employee dormitories of our 5-acre industrial bakery in Louisiana!">

Tangerine: Wait a minute...

Lua: <★★☆☆☆>

Fuego: <"And we are committed to quality, safe ingredients!">

Lua: <★★★☆☆?>

Fuego: <"All our ingredients were grown without genetically-modified pesticides!">

-Tangent and Lua stare at each other, while Fuego runs off with the brownie-

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
BluBeriPi done w ur shit Since: Feb, 2013
done w ur shit
#474205: Oct 25th 2015 at 8:02:50 PM

Stormchaser, THE LAB!!!

Blue has finally sorted all of her items, and is ready to get to work.

But... inspiration strikes!

Blue: Dammit, not now. I... fuck. Alright then. Best get this out of my head.

She grumbles to herself.

Hours Later, Stormchaser, THE LABS!!!

Blue: Right. Well, it's done. But what do I install it in...?

She considers the object in her hand.

Blue: Well, let's think... what do I have that could be easily accessible, on me at all times, and be an intuitive interface... oh!

She rummages around, then pulls out a Nintendo Powerglove.

Blue: Welp. I've already got a Zapper tazer. What's one more thing?

She gets to work installing the new device into the Powerglove.

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474206: Oct 25th 2015 at 8:34:41 PM

Hoenn Pokémon League

-Enters the building-

So this is it... our Hoenn anniversary journey, it all ends here.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
CorvusAtrox from the Dueling Arena Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#474207: Oct 25th 2015 at 8:59:03 PM

Umbra:Ooh

And oh, Ra

X-Naut Fortress

-The Alakazam is Night Slashed while the Metagross is struck by Kaguya's Shadow Ball as well as one from Banquo, causing them to faint-

Alakazam: <Up to me, then, huh?>

-He uses Double Team and splits into 5 copies-

Maggie: "Oh, great, this."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#474208: Oct 25th 2015 at 9:47:21 PM

Hoenn League, Jason's Room

-Jason watches a challenge from his room at the League-

Jason:Hm...maybe tomorrow.

Grim:<You said that yesterday.>

Jason:I mean it this time, Birdbrain! >=|

DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#474209: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:45:56 AM

Stormchaser, Deziree's "Office"

-Deziree swipes the scrap paper and metal off of her desk with a swipe of her arm. It all falls neatly into the funnel-shaped trashcan she has beside the desk. She takes a moment to admire her forethought.-

Deziree: Knew that would come in handy some day.

-After smiling to herself for a moment, she sets her laptop down on the table and starts typing furiously.-

Deziree: Now... let's see what the Transistor has on the Criminal...

-She makes sure her antivirus is active, cuts the network connections, and opens the file.-

Deziree: A... a sound file?

-She quickly turns the volume down a ways before opening the sound file.-

Deziree: ... Seriously? That's IT? I mean it's awesome, but still!

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474210: Oct 26th 2015 at 10:55:39 AM

Secluded Area, past (After this)

-To Salvador-

You know how to stop it, right?

Pokémon League, today

-Walking through the double doors-

Hopefully there's people actually watching...

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#474211: Oct 26th 2015 at 11:15:25 AM

Ever Grande League

Jacob: -Is here- "Huh... Tagg's taking the challenge now. I wonder..."

-He sits back, watching the monitor and petting Phlegethon who decided the floor was a great place for a nap and Jacob's lap was a great pillow, while Sylva bounces on his head-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474212: Oct 26th 2015 at 11:21:06 AM

Pokémon League

-Walks into Sidney's chamber-

Is that a...chair?

-Jokingly-

Getting a little weaker in your old age, huh Sidney? Back in the day you guys didn't need chairs.

Sidney: Good one, Tagg. I remember back when you were just a tyke and barely reached above my knee.

-Smirks-

It's been more than ten years, and you're not the only one who's gotten stronger since then. You might've heard about our boy Steven sending us Elite Four some Key Stones. In other words, my Pokémon can Mega Evolve, too... Heh heh... This one's gonna be fun!

-Pulling out a Poké Ball-

I'm counting on it!

Battle! PEFE Researcher Tagg VS Elite Four Sidney

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#474213: Oct 26th 2015 at 11:31:46 AM

Hoenn League

-Jason is also watching-

Jason:Well, looks like it'll be tomorrow or somethin'

Grim:<Knew it!>

Jason:-gains a visible anger vein-Birdbrain.

BluBeriPi done w ur shit Since: Feb, 2013
done w ur shit
#474214: Oct 26th 2015 at 11:33:21 AM

League Lobby

Red is watching Tagg's challenge, Mac perched on her shoulder.

Red: Huh. Never really spent much time in a region with a legit League before.

<Mac: You considerin' doing a challenge?>

Red: Possibly, in the future. Too late in the season for Hoenn, though.

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474215: Oct 26th 2015 at 11:38:40 AM

League Lobby

-My mons who aren't participating are currently watching the big screen-

Sidney's Chamber

Sidney: Go Scrafty!

Scrafty: -Appears-

Go Forecaster!

Forecaster: -Also appears-

Let's start with a Hurricane!

Forecaster: -Whips up a fierce wind-

Scrafty: -Takes a lot of damage- <Ack!>

Sidney: Scrafty, use Hi Jump Kick!

Scrafty: -Jumps high and attempts to slam into Forecaster- <Talk to the knee!>

Forecaster, dodge it!

Forecaster: <You don't need to tell me twice!>

-Ducks under the Scrafty's attack, causing him to slam his knee against the arena floor-

Scrafty: -Is now under half health, and lets out some unintelligible sounds-

Sidney: Scrafty, hang in there and use Hi Jump Kick again!

Scrafty: -Jumps up and manages to nail Forecaster with his knee this time-

Forecaster: -Is brought down to under half health- <Ack!>

Scrafty: -His knee pinning Forecaster to the floor- <Give up yet?>

Forecaster: -Glares up at him- <Big mistake.>

-And blows him off with a crit-strength Hurricane-

Scrafty: <Wha-

-Is slammed into the ceiling before falling to the ground hard- <Yeah, I guess it was...> @_@

Scrafty fainted!

edited 26th Oct '15 11:38:51 AM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
FullMoon feeling blue from Surface Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
feeling blue
#474216: Oct 26th 2015 at 11:46:14 AM

Ever Grande City

Lyuri, Duke and Hikari are also watching the challenge

For some reason Sakura and Marie aren't there.

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474217: Oct 26th 2015 at 11:49:46 AM

Sidney's Chamber

Sidney: -Recalling Scrafty- Good job Scrafty, go Shifty!

Shiftry: -Appears-

Sidney: Use Leaf Blade!

Shiftry: <Take this!>

-Slashes Forecaster with his leaves glowing green-

Forecaster: -Is knocked down to the red-

Hurricane again!

Forecaster: -Blows Shiftry away, making him lose half of his health, but is felled soon after by another Leaf Blade- @_@

Forecaster fainted!

-Recalling Forecaster-

Good job Forecaster, go Tropius!

Tropius: -Appears-

Use Air Slash!

Tropius: -Flaps his wings and sends out razor sharp winds at Shiftry-

Shiftry: -Loses about a quarter more of his health- <Ack!>

Sidney: Hang in there and use Rock Slide!

Shiftry: -Starts making pieces of the ceiling fall down on Tropius-

Tropius: -Loses about a quarter of his health from getting hit by falling rubble- <By Arceus this is annoying.>

-And uses Air Slash once more-

Shiftry: <You've gotten way stronger…> @_@

Shiftry fainted!

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#474218: Oct 26th 2015 at 12:00:55 PM

EGC Lobby

-Sarah is watching Tagg's challenge-

Sarah: Wonder if they'll have any surprises for him...

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474219: Oct 26th 2015 at 12:07:14 PM

Sidney's Chamber

Sidney: Go Mandibuzz!

Mandibuzz: -Appears- <...>

Sidney: Use Night Slash!

Mandibuzz: -Attempts to slash at Tropius with her wings-

Tropius: -Dodges- <Not this time!>

The movements seem a little off-Of course!

Tropius, use Air Slash!

Tropius: -Does so-

Mandibuzz Zoroark: -Is crit hit, revealing his true form- <I was certain that could've worked too...>

Sidney: Flamethrower!

Zoroark: -Breathing fire while cackling- <I'm gonna    burn    you!>

Tropius: -Is brought down to the last quarter of his health- <Ack!>

Okay, Sunny Day would probably be a really bad idea while the fox is still in play.

Tropius: -Shaking off soot- <Ugh...>

-And manages to fire another crit strength Air Slash at the Zoroark-

Zoroark: -Is hit- <Urk... unfair...> @_@

Zoroark fainted!

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Fletcha Lover of Birds Since: Jan, 2015
Lover of Birds
#474220: Oct 26th 2015 at 12:25:28 PM

Hoenn League Lobby

Fletcha: -is also watching Tagg's challenge- <Wonder how many mons he's actually going to have to use this battle...>

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474221: Oct 26th 2015 at 12:51:01 PM

Sidney's Chamber

Sidney: Don't think it's over yet, go Sharpedo!

Sharpedo: -Appears-

Use Crunch!

Sharpedo: -Tries jumping up at Tropius fangs bared-

Tropius: -Manages to mostly dodge, but gets clipped to the red- <Tagg, I'm not sure how much longer I can last!>

We've beaten half of his mons already, just hang in there for as long as you can! Sunny Day!

Tropius: -Summons a yellow orb that floats above the arena-

Tropius used Sunny Day! The sunlight grew harsh!

Tropius' Chlorophyll increased his Speed!

Sharpedo: <Ugh, enough of this!>

-And launches himself at Tropius again-

Tropius: -Dodges with his increased speed- <Too slow.>

Solarbeam!

Tropius: -Wings gathering sunlight- <With pleasure.>

-And the flying dinosaur blasts Sharpedo with a beam of concentrated sunlight-

Sharpedo: -Is blasted into the floor- @_@

Sharpedo fainted!

Sidney: -While recalling Sharpedo- This is just not my day is it? Go Mandibuzz!

Mandibuzz: -Cackles- <The sun will be perfect for bleaching your bones.>

-Before striking Tropius with an Air Slash-

Tropius: <Looks like I'm done...> @_@

Tropius fainted!

edited 26th Oct '15 12:58:45 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
DarkerShining Since: Nov, 2010
#474222: Oct 26th 2015 at 12:58:11 PM

League Lobby

- Ray may be watching Tagg's challenge -

Ray: (glances around at the lobby for a moment, thinking to himself) How'd I even get here?

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474223: Oct 26th 2015 at 1:23:50 PM

Sidney's Chamber

Go Muddy!

Muddy: -Appears- <Really Tagg, this seems like a bit too much sun.>

-Eyeing the Mandibuzz-

<Luckily, I won't need the rain to beat you though.>

Ice Punch!

Muddy: -Frosts over one of his fists before launching himself at Mandibuzz-

Mandibuzz: -Loses half of her health- <Impudent salamander!>

Sidney: Use Foul Play!

Mandibuzz: -Flips Muddy over with a wing-

Muddy: -Loses about a bit more than half of his health- <Ack!>

Ice Punch again!

Muddy: -Manages to strike Mandibuzz once more- <And that's checkmate.>

Mandibuzz: @_@

Sidney: -Rolling a Key Stone between his fingers- Looks like it's all up to you Absol!

Absol: -Appears- <As you know, Sinnoh's cataclysm awaits while your J-Team is busy here.> [[center:Sidney's Key Stone is reacting to the Absol's Absolite!]

Absol: -Comes out of his transformation cocoon-

The foe's Absol Mega Evolved into Mega Absol!

-Revealing the Mega Wristband in preparation for doing the same-

Muddy, you ready for this?

Muddy: <Tagg, I want to fight without Mega Evolution for this battle.>

Well, if you're sure.

Sidney: Absol, use Night Slash!

Mega!Absol: -Slashes at Muddy, who blocks with a Protect- <Do you think it kind to keep the truth from most of them save for your apprentice? To obfuscate prophecy works out the least well of all, we Absol know that better than anyone.>

Muddy: -Struggling- <That might be true, but that's not exactly relevant to this fight.>

-Pushes the Absol off and retaliates with a Brick Break-

Absol: -Loses a lot of health- <Regardless of who wins here, all will be lost if the Delta prophecy is not fulfilled.>

Huh?

Sidney: Night Slash again!

Absol: -Slashes at Muddy-

Muddy: -Is brought down to the red, while glowing with a blue aura- <Okay, I think I'm done playing around.>

Muddy's Torrent activated!

Waterfall!

Muddy: -Rams the Absol at high speed while cloaked in water, slamming them both into a wall-

Absol: <Listen closely, not too long from now the great cataclysm that Uxie told you of will come to pass. She of that lost people, she will guide you...> @_@

Absol fainted!

Sidney: -Recalling Absol- Heh... I knew you really were the strongest... Well, hurry up and get out of here! Everybody else is still waiting for you!

-Nods before leaving-

edited 26th Oct '15 1:39:02 PM by rmctagg09

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#474224: Oct 26th 2015 at 2:04:19 PM

Ever Grande City

-Sarah tilts her head-

Sarah: Delta prophecy...? Is something going on in Holon?

rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#474225: Oct 26th 2015 at 2:27:04 PM

League Lobby

Team Nova: -Shares uncomfortable looks between themselves-

On the way to Pheobe

-Some Revives and Full Restores later-

Victini: <This place is pretty...>

Muddy: <That Absol was pretty loud and clear, I'm sure our audience probably heard most of everything.>

We'll burn that bridge when we're done here.

Forecaster: <It feels... different from last time.>

There is a certain... spiritual aura to this place that wasn't here last time I'll admit. Kinda reminds me of the one around Mt. Pyre.

-Suddenly hitodama (Not the Lampent) show up to light the laterns-

Impressive. Let's go guys.

-And we enter-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

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