ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Sootopolis Gym

-Senshi takes the hit, but it's surprising how tanky a Gardevoir can be Specially-

Jason:Calm Mind, please.

-Senshi does just that, then spends the boost on a Psychic-

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-Wailord tanks the hit-

Wailord: -Chewbacca noise-

-Surf-

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-The Pelipper fails to be able to attack properly-

Pelipper: <Well, this is getting embarassing.>

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-Senshi likewise tanks it-

Senshi:~Ow.~

Jason:Uhm...Draining Kiss?

Senshi:~Do I have to?~

You wanna survive another hit?

~Touche.~

-He sends a kiss mark at the Wailord-

Sootopolis, two days ago, after this

-Umbra and Ammy slowly sit up-

Umbra: Ugh... Where are we now?

Human!Ammy: Agh... I dunno, but we...

-Notices the others-

Wait... Lina! Arika! Robin! We're back! :D

-Pulls everyone into a mass group hug-

Robin: Wait, what happened to you guys? You were gone for three months!

Lina: From the looks of your entrance it doesn't seem pleasant...

Umbra: You have no idea.

Human!Ammy It started as a regular romantic night together when...

One Mind Screw-y Explanation Later

-Lina, Arika, and Robin are staring in disbelief-

Lina: ...What. Just what.

Arika: I am a nigh-powerful wish-granting thing that brought itself to life via cosmic loophole, with a former split personality with its own crazy story on top of it all, and that is one of the the weirdest things I have ever heard.

Robin: Every time I think I've seen or heard the weirdest this world has to offer something proves me wrong not too long after...

Umbra: I'm just glad it's over...

Rrupse: -mewls-

Umbra: What?! That bit was most definitely not my fault!

Mawile: -growls-

Human!Ammy: Hey! Not cool!

-The two Trainers and their tagalongs proceed to get into a heated, nonsensical argument-

-Robin gestures to them in disbelief◊-

-Arika and Lina just shrug◊-

Thoughts? And yes I was saving those GI Fs for this very moment.

edited 10th Sep '15 5:21:35 PM by Umbramatic

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Jack: <Yeah>

-he manages to shoot a bolt of electricity while lying prone-

<take that>

Thorne Daycare-TS

Derik: "That shouldn't be a problem, there are usually less pokemon to supervise at night anyway"

Laura: "Ah, I imagine you wouldn't want an audience for that..."

And here I thought Duniree's dates got weird~ :P

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-Dune is wandering around with a certain Squidkid with him.-

Mao: Grrrrr... why is this so iiiiiitchyyyyyy...

Dune: You're the one who wanted wool socks.

Mao: When I heard them say it was the peak of comfort, I believed them!

Dune: Those are the peak of comfort in winter, not late summer/early autumn.

Mao: How was I supposed to know that?!

Dune: It was under "Winter Preparations"!

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-the Wailord is critted!-

-Chewbacca noise, and faint-

Wallace: ...why, what a fabulous Gardevoir you have! Though I'm afraid that I have you beat in that category.

-he sends out a Milotic, who immediately forms a circle-

Milotic: <Wheeeeeeee!~ Imma spin!> :D

-spinspinspinspin. Wallace sweatdrops-

Wallace: Oh, that's right...I'm using his brother today. Well, anyway. Toxic!

-the Milotic nods excitably, and launches a blob of contaminated water at Senshi-

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Jason:-sweatdrop-Ya sure about that?

-Senshi is very much healed!-

-And then Toxic'd-

Senshi:<Eeeeew.>

-Calm Mind-

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Wallace: Ah, well, no! See, he's got a brother that's a lot classier than he is. But it doesn't seem to bother him. Scald!

-the Milotic launches a jet of very hot water at Senshi, boosted by rain before it dissipates-

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-Sploosh!-

Senshi:<Ow, quit it!>

Jason:Riiiiiiight.

-Calm Mind-

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-Wallace is getting uncharacteristically flustered-

Wallace: Would I lie to you? Why would I have reason to make that up?

Milotic: <You're poisoned, Mister!~>

-he Scalds again-

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Jason:Hm...well, he's being veeeery silly. :P

Senshi:~I know that!~

-Calm Mind the third, since he's tanking these Scalds pretty well-

Umbra: O_o

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Milotic: <Y'know that should be hurting you more, right?~>

-Toxic does that; the Milotic decides to go for broke and tries a Hydro Pump-

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-Owowowow-

Senshi:~I've been poisoned enough that I've stopped noticing the exact amount~

-He launches a thrice boosted Psychic-

...~Oooooh, there it is.~ @_@

-Poison take his health down-

-Jason sends out a Maractus!-

Emperatriz:<998...999...1000 needles!> :D

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-and down goes the Milotic!-

Milotic: <Owie...> D:

-the Milotic is replaced by a Walrein-

Walrein: <Hello. Do you have diabeetus?>

-he summons a Hail-

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Perhaps Cowboy and Lucha Bird are by Helmet Head and Squidkid?

"Dune! :D"

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Emperatriz:<I know not of what you're speaking!> :D

-She dances a bit-

<And if I put my needles here...>

:D

-She charges in for a Needle Arm-

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-the Walrein takes the hit-

Walrein: <Diabeetus is a disease of the pancreas.>

-he responds with a Blizzard, and is healed with Ice Body-

edited 10th Sep '15 6:11:11 PM by ILoveDogs

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-The Maractus takes pretty heavy damage.-

Jason:Sunny Day!

Emperatriz:<More light for counting!>

-Sun~-

edited 10th Sep '15 6:21:40 PM by Skyzerk

Sootopolis

-Dune looks over.-

Dune: Oh, hey there.

Mao: Hm?

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Des squeeeeezes Dune in a bearhug.

"How's you and the Magnet Lady?"

Meanwhile Santo headtilts at Mao.

Sootopolis, Tuesday

-The Pelipper is struck by the Thunderbolt and knocked to about half-health-

-Though her pride is likely knocked lower at this point-

-She manages to get enough energy and goes after Jack with another Wing Attack-

Thorne Daycare, Monday

Aiki: "Well, more because it'd be difficult to explain than anything..."