ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Psyche sits down and looks up. ~My home is a large, beautiful forest in Unova. There's a large clearing where all the cute little forest mons play in the starlight, all little Gothita and Zorua and Cottonee and Petilil~~

<Soooounds nice~ You ever visit?>

Psyche sighs and smiles sadly. ~I used to. Not anymore.~

<What happened?>

~My family doesn't like me much anymore. It's a long story.~

< :c ~nuuuuuzles~ Zorrrrrr>

Psyche snuggles~ ~^_^~

<~yawnuzzles~ We should go adventurin'>

Psyche petpets. ~Maybe. I've not got a lot of adventurin' left in me, but we'll see, little one.~

<M'kay pretty lady. Maybe we can find candy and beat up evil doers and go on a boat and stop a meteor and and and...>

Kabuki nuzzles into Psyche and falls asleep.

Psyche pets and looks up, thinking.

"I don't know about you two, but I have a bucket of candy on me. Jiraiya return. Well Psyche, my grandparents run a Pokemon ranch and daycare. I'm sure they have a smallest full of the same on their property somewhere. Assuming you want to make a quick trip."

Psyche smiles. ~Thanks, but no thanks, hon. I just got back. And telelag is a bitch, dealing with it now. ~3~~

""All right, well here's the bucket of candy I promised. The offer still stands, just let me know. Now I lost to Flannery, and I was in the middle of ninja training for the rematch. Care to join me in training?"

Psyche noms the candy. ~Maybe later, but right now, I need sleep.~

Lavaridge Town, in a hotel room

-Pianis is once again playing a particular fantasy card game-

Siren: <Seriously, what is with you and these games?>

Pianis: What can I say? I'm a fan of Powder Snow's work.

Siren: <Huh?>

Pianis: The company that made this. They do a few other things, like Darkrai.

Siren: <Okay, whatever that means.>

-Pianis watches his opponent play a 4/5 Sunwalker, then give it +2 health-

Pianis: This is bad...

-followed by doubling it with Divine Spirit to make it 4/14-

Pianis: ...

-and again for 4/28-

-followed by an Inner Fire to make it a 28/28-

Pianis: Are you kidding me...

Wherever Psyche is

-Psyche is glomped by a green-haired girl-

Noelle: Aaaaaaa I am so sorry I've been such a terrible girlfriend again!

Psyche hugs Noelle. ~Eeep! I'm sorry I've been a worse girlfriend! D:~

"Well you already should have my mental blueprint so tracking me won't be hard. Now, back to training for me."

"Go Rex!"

Shade hops on his back.

"I'm off to stomp mountains, and cause mass destruction, see you later."

Shade and Rex zoom off in the distance.

Petalburg

-far away from her sister, a girl is simply reading, as per usual-

Wherever Psyche is

-Noelle hugs back-

Noelle: It's okay! I was just worried because I didn't know where you went!

Psyche hugs tightly. ~I'm sorry, I needed a break from people. I got my powers back and my head was hurting so bad. I couldn't think straight, I had to get out of society for a bit.~

Wherever Psyche is

Noelle: Aww... -hugs tighter- I missed you, though.

Ark Of Yamato

-A certain Charizard is getting ready for bed-

Cuyahoga: -yawns- <Charizard should always take care of their dental hygiene.>

-She heads to the bathroom and starts brushing her teeth.-

-What she doesn't realize is she's using Gilgamesh's toothbrush-

-She is promply enveloped by Obscura and emerges as a human woman looking much like this◊-

Human!Cuyahoga: -sees herself in the mirror- !

What the- how-

-flails-

CHARIZARD SHOULDN'T BE HUMANS

Psyche hugs tightly. ~I'm sorry, I missed you too! D:~ She kisses her forehead. ~Next time I'll bring you with me, I swear! ...There shouldn't be a next time, but if there is, I will definitely do so!~

Wherever Psyche is

Noelle: I'd be happy to come along next time~ -kisses back-