ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Food Court

Street Thug Barley: -Sends out a Swoobat-

Street Thug Wellington: -Sends out a Krookodile-

Thresher: <Ready Abby?!>

Luciskay's Room

-Lucius flops into bed.-

Lucius: I don't like J-Con anymore.

-Eskay sits down beside him.-

Eskay: Hey, it wasn't that bad, was it?

-Lucius rolls over-

Lucius: I don't like pretending to be my own fan. It's not fun when the real fans think I'm dead.

Eskay: Well, yeah... but still, today was just an off day.

Lucius: Sure. Right.

-Eskay sighs, and flops back himself. After a moment of quiet, he pulls out the amulet, looking it over.-

Eskay: Contest's coming up soon.

-Lucius raises an eyebrow-

Lucius: You're going to switch just for a contest?

-Eskay sighs and puts it around his neck-

Eskay: I think I'm gonna just generally switch for a bit. I mean, I had a dress picked out a while ago for the thing anyway, so yeah, I'm switching for the event, at least.

-He flips it.-

Eskay Sarah: I think I look better in a dress than a suit anyway. What do you think?

Lucius: Well, um, you certainly look beautiful in a dress. I mean, you look good both ways, I just figure you wouldn't want "beautiful" as my choice of description when you're a boy. Er, unless you do, if you're like that, which is perfectly fine! I just, I mean you definitely do in a dress. I mean, as a girl in a dress. And as a girl in general and I'm kind of digging myself into a hole, aren't I?

-Sarah rolls her eyes, grinning-

Sarah: Have I mentioned that you're a total dork? Because you really are.

-She giggles and snuggles up to him-

Sarah: For the record, if you think I'm beautiful as a guy, then by all means say I am.

-Lucius smiles awkwardly, snuggling her in return-

Lucius: ...Then... Sure. You are.

-Sarah smiles and kisses him.-

Sarah: Thank you.

J-Con

-Jacob has a panel set up to answer questions from fans-

"So where did you learn to use swords?"

Jacob: "Dunno, kinda just picked it up as I went."

Random Fan: "Are you really evil?"

Jacob: "MWUAHAH Ano. Not really, the show got a bunch of stuff wrong."

Perfectly Generic Fan: "So then you really didn't try to kill anyone out of love for Sakura?"

Jacob: "Excellent question! Next question."

Some Dude: "Do you still write music?"

Jacob: "I try to in my spare time, but I find myself lacking it as of late."

Some Gal: "Do you wanna date anyone?"

Jacob: "Not particularly interested in anyone but not averse to it."

Some Other Gal: "Would you go out with meeeeeeeeeee?!?"

Jacob: "Answer foggy. Ask again later."

Some Other Dude: "Would yo go out with-"

Jacob: "No."

Fan A: "Jakari OTP!"

Jacob: "TAKE A COOKIE DAMN YOU" -Throws cookies into the crowd-

That Guy Over There: "LOVE SEAT 4 LIFE"

Jacob: "get out of my panel, heathen."

Mauville Gym - Past

-No, not enough as the toxic and Moon blast finish Jolteon off-

Wattson: "Wahahahah! Fine, I lost!"

-He recalls the fainted mon, and approaches with a grin-

"I was electrified by you. Now, take my badge, and this TM!"

-He hands Jason the Dynamo Badge and a yellow TM-

"Volt Switch is a move where your Pokémon attacks the opponent and then rushes back to switch places with a party Pokémon in waiting! I swell with optimism, seeing a promising young Trainer like you!"

-He offers Doxon a petting-

"And you were quite entertaining too! Thanks for the show"

J-con

"Oh, I didn't know they sold plushies here... I will!"

-Blitz sweatdrops at the fact the 'fangirl' is floating, and whispers quickly to Lyuri-

"It's Mew, we're kind of friends"

-He catches the pink Greninja plushe, and chuckles awkwardly as his arms are now full of dolls-

"Wow... I'll definitely remember who gave me this one, Thanks."

J-Con

Lyuri raises an eyebrow "... I'm not even going to ask. I already did what I wanted, have a good day." she gives Blitz a pat on the back and walks off.

J-Con

Fangirl: Hehe ♥ So how have you been?

Food Court

Abigail: -with the closest to a Slasher Smile a toothless organism can exhibit, on both her faces-

<You picked the wrong couple's lunch to steal.>

Abby used Blizzard!

Mauville Gym, past

Jason:Don't encou-

-Doxon purrs at the pets.-

Darn cute Eeveelution...

-He takes both the items.-

Thank you, Wattson. You put up a geat fight...I look forward to a rematch!

-He grins and takes his leave.-

J-Con

-Jason finds himself faced with a very bad Jason cosplayer...surrounded by girls...-

Jason:Hoo boy...

Not!Jason:You jealous, brah?

J:Not really...I'm happy enough with one girl, thanks.

NJ:Pssssh, you're using hi new attitude? Laaaaaaaame...personally, I think the guy shoulda stayed with Pana...but having a load of girls swooning over him? Per-fect.

-...Eye-twitch.-

Brah?

-Jason walks over to the hammy fake.-

-He places a hand on his shoulder...-

-And gives him his usual blue eye treatment.-

Jason:Be lucky I have better control over my emotions than I dd back then...or you'd be in for so much hurt. Trust me, I'm happy with Bel...womanizing only brought me pain in the end...I drove people apart...and I regret it.

-He releaes him and returns to normal.-

Never...dis...the real deal. Right?

-He walks away and buys a snack as the hammy cosplayer staggers back to his gaggle.-

Not!Jason:H...Ho-ly shit!...I....I just got lectured...by Jason Maxwell...

-He blinks slowly-

Woah...

Krookodile and Swoobat: -One shotted-

Street Thug Barley: ...Just a minor setback!

-Sends out another Swoobat-

Street Thug Wellington: -Sends out an Arcanine-

Arcanine: -Growls- <I eat mons like you for breakfast!>

Thresher: -Annoyed- <Eat this then.>

-And launches himself above the Arcanine and Swoobat before stomping down with his feelers-

edited 10th Feb '15 10:14:28 PM by rmctagg09

J-Con

"Probably safer that way, Thanks! See ya later Lyuri"

-Blitz waves as best he can, and turns to the 'fangirl'-

"I've been doing pretty good actually, enjoying being back near my home. Doing some training, a few things as Shinobi, doing stuff with my girlfriend, almost got murdered... She wasn't happy about that... Helping find some missing schoolgirls. Some confidential stuff..."

-He thinks for a moment-

"Hmmm... How long has it been since we talked?"

Food Court

Arcanine: -one-shotted-

Swoobat: -down to 5 hp- <No fair! I'm Flying type, that wasn't supposed to d-> -is Ice-Beamed into unconsciousness-

Abigail: <Figures, you find some specialty food you actually like, then hipsters have to go and cause artificial demand for it.>

Six Turns Later

-the couple finally gets their meal-

J-Con

Fangirl: Months! And don't get murdered! Yveltal yells at me when I bring people back to life. Though it was fun to help bring that Lucius kid back...

Food Court

Thresher: -While eating- <I know, right? Doc and Crochet say back in Unova they're like a cancer.>

J-con

Blitz: "Guess I've been kinda distracted... But that's something I'm planning to avoid! I didn't expect someone to-"

-Beat-

"Y-you brought-?!"

-The very shocked boy glances around-

"Ehh... This is probably a bad place to talk about that... We'd better go somewhere private"

Food Court

Abigail: <Hmm. Guess we have a mission for next time we're in Unova.> -She winks teasingly-

J-Con

Fangirl: Privacy, coming up! -blip-

New Mauville, Behind A Gate Protected By A Retinal Scanner

Mew: -casts Moonlight-

Sorry, haven't seen Shinobi in months either~

Now, where were we..?

Thresher: -Does the Ferrothorn equivalent of a blush- <Heh, yeah.>

New Mauville - Behind the gate

-Blitz is -blipped- here, and quickly transformed into a Greninja-

Shinobi: <That's fine, I like being a Greninja! It's letting normal people see me change that concerns me>

-The scar from his encounter with Leng is plainly visible as he sets the Sakura and Pink!Greninja plushies down-

<Right... Um. 'Don't get murdered because Yveltal gets mad when I bring people back' and you said Lucius is alive again? Really? I didn't know that was possible>

edited 10th Feb '15 11:13:43 PM by BlitzTrain

New Mauville

Mew: Xerneas and that Tagg guy had to do a lot of wheeling and dealing, but yep!

He's alive and kicking!

He didn't like the colors I picked for his body though. :|

Food Court

Abigail: -blushing cyan, which is perfectly natural for a Vanilluxe- <How about we go pester Tagg about visiting the Shoal Cave?>

Across the Court

Gabby: Did you get that?

Ty: I got it all on tape.

TV Mauville, "Seeking Trainers"

Gabby:I'm coming to you today from Mauville Food Court! We're here today to scout a wonderful talent! The trainer i've got my eye on today is...

...er, well, I don't know who they were, since I only saw their mons battle alone, without the need for their commands! They must be a wiz at the Battle Palace!

-the footage plays-

And in the end, the Pokémon got their snack and shared a tender moment~

We'll see you again on our next broadcast!

Announcer: Next up, Lumiose's Rumor Hour!

A woman from Orre claims she's a Draconid Priestess who recently married the Ruiz de Tierra boy to his secret lover, a roustabout from an oil rig!

But a man from Louisiana claims that Ruiz de Tierra, a former power grid engineer for the defunct New Mauville project, could not have possibly gotten married because he's been lying in the mud for five years to block construction of the Spiritomb Pipeline!

Where is the truth?! Eh, who cares, we're just hoping that they get into a fight on the new    Couch Of War!!   

And later tonight: Do Nuggets cause cancer? Find out at eleven!

New Mauville

Shinobi: <Wow... Guess I'm not surprised something like that would take a lot of work, from what I heard he was very thoroughly dead.>

-He gives a froggy chuckle-

<But that's awesome! I bet Duke will be happy to hear about that. Sorry to hear he didn't like the colors though>

Mallvile Pokemon Center

-Gilgamesh, Cuyahoga, and Ilya are watching Luminose Rumor Mill-

TV: Today! We get Janine and Falkner on the Couch of War!

Human!Ilya: -gasps and clutches an Elsa doll- This is so exciting!

Cuyahoga: <Can't we watch something else? Charizard don't like daytime television!>

Gilgamesh: <But there's nothing else fun on right now!>

-fiddles with the Tyranitarite around his neck-

<Hope I get a chance to use this soon...>

-They may be approached.-

Neo-Flare base

-Odin is here, tapping his foot as if waiting for someone-

edited 11th Feb '15 9:13:46 AM by Umbramatic

Neo-Flare Base

-An Emboar's face pokes out of the floor tile right in front of Odin-

Oinkbane The Deadly: <You haz contract?> -Snorts-

Near Oinkbane

-Odin blinks-

Odin: There you are! Yes, I hav-

Wait, physical contract or no?

Neo-Illusion Base

Oinkbane: -Snort snort- <Like paper. Proof of pay. But talky contract just as good.>

-The rest of his body pops out of the tile-

<So who smashy?>

Near Oinkbane

Odin: Er, no smashy. I need her alive.

-Holds out a photo of Arika-

But it's this girl. I can try and find where she is for you if needed.

New Mauville

Mew: I take it you knew the kid, then? Maybe you can dye his cloths pink for me as a form of childish revenge.

Neo-Flare Base

Oinkbane: -Looks over the picture-

-Snorts-

<Water girl, human metal spider boyfriend. Can find. Will small smashy so no struggle on way back.>

edited 11th Feb '15 9:44:58 AM by Verax

New Mauville

Shinobi: <Not very well, I pretty much only saw him when he was the Auric Avenger, and he was kinda... Revengy and obsessed with stopping Titan at the time>

{And that sounds like it would end poorly for me}

edited 11th Feb '15 9:45:42 AM by BlitzTrain