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Airship

-Tinpthed watches and bursts into a flurry of energy-

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Samten's Room

-Embla blinks-

<I am. Are you quite alright?>

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-Coyote blinks.-

Coyote: If I'm understanding this right... you. Want me. To transform you? I... haven't gotten requests in a long time...

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Samten: <Course I'm alright! You just disturbed me while I was napping is all!> ^_^

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Embla: <Ah. Understandable. And you are...?>

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-Tinpthed flutters, and attempts to force her words-

<Not...constant...day...?...night?>

-Pent smiles and nods at Selene-

Good to hear ^_^

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Samten: <Samten! Pleased ta meetcha!>

(He extends a stubby arm in greeting.)

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-Embla shakes the arm-

<Embla. You seem sane, happily.>

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-Coyote molds the ball of Obscura into a butterfly-like shape.-

Coyote: Well, yes, that's how I usually operate...

-He collapses into a black, teal, and red mass before reforming as a young man wearing a trench coat, bucket cap, and sunglasses.-

Coyote: After all, keeping the same form is sooooooo pedestrian...

-Selene smiles.-

Selene: <So, how have you been doing lately? I feel sooooo much better after singing last night~>

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Samten: <Sane? What do you- oh. You met Adam first, didn't you?>

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-Tinpthed nods-

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Embla: <And his daughter. Neither are paragons of sanity.>

edited 13th Jul '14 5:37:38 PM by ILoveDogs

Airship

-Coyote squints a little.-

Coyote: You... have feelings for someone?

-He quietly cackles to himself.-

Coyote: Oh, if that's true...

Heh, I'm feeling reasonably well. ^_^

-He chuckles-

Has the moon answered yet?

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Samten: <They're both creepy, honestly.> (shudders)

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Tinpthed: <refers to abandoned (i.e. dusty) webs.[3] However, "cobweb" is used to describe the tangled three-dimensional web[4] of some spiders of the theridiidae family. Whilst this large family is also known as the tangle-web spiders, cobweb spiders and comb-footed spiders, they actually have a huge range of web architectures.>

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Embla: <And the fellow leading me by the nose appears suspicious...>

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-Selene frowns.-

Selene: <Not yet, no. I'm wondering if I sang well enough for an answer.>

Coyote: Well, that I figured. You sure didn't smell human, after all~

Vientown

Gattaca: <So anyway, we have a problem.>

Diesel: <You mean aside from our trainer being comatose?>

Gattaca: <There are too many of us and I don't like listening to you all talk or seeing your faces. So some of us will have to go.>

Diesel: <...Well.>

Jab: <Did you have any friends as a kit?>

Gattaca: <No.>

Solace: <In any case, she does have a point. There are a lot of us and we could stand a little condensation.>

Jab: <...Okay, so the two least polite members of our team want to stick some of us in the box. Am I the only one who has a problem with this?>

Diesel: <Well, uh...actually, it's probably fair. 18 Pokemon wandering around crazily is probably too many. Especially, um...this team.>

Breeze: <Yeah, you guys are pretty irresponsible.>

Diesel: -faceblade-

Jab: <Well, fine. But who exactly would we be boxing? I'm not going back.>

Diesel: <You're on thin ice for membership on this team anyway, Mr. Tone-deaf.>

Jab: <That was a Weavile mating call.>

Diesel: <THEN WHAT THE [FRILLISH] WERE YOU DOING MAKING IT IN THE BOX?>

Jab: <...I was lonely.>

Diesel: <Hmph. Well then who are we sticking in the box?>

Cuseinga: <Nailed it.>

Letter: <Hi again!>

Diesel: <...Okay, that's two...>

-it's at this point that Skoll raises a paw-

Diesel: <Volunteering?>

Skoll: <Yes. I have been around for a long time, and I think that I am tired for now.>

Diesel: <Well, that's convenient. Anyone else?>

Gattaca: <Peace and quiet would certainly be appreciated.>

-Ephemera hops over, and clings to Gattaca and Skoll-

Gattaca: <...Great.>

Spathi: <Salamence and I will take time off. We...have things to take care of.>

Salamence: -chirp-

Diesel: <Huh? Oh...oh! Yeah! Wow, I almost forgot. You two can head back then.>

Drift: <Frillish!>

Nitro: <He says he's heading back. I'm not though; I like this region. It's pretty and I want to sculpt the whole thing!>

Diesel: <...Oookay. Solace? Merle? Fourier?>

Fourier: <Interred?>

Breeze: <Don't be like that. You'll be with Skoll.>

Fourier: <Acquiescence.>

Merle: <I'd like to stick around, actually. Train Access in being a better thief.>

Access: <Got your tail ring!>

Merle: -wearing her tail ring by the time anyone can look- <I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.>

Diesel: <As scared as that makes me, fine.>

Solace: <I could stand to head back. Get to know the newbies.>

Jab: <Who are you, and what have you done with Solace?>

Solace: <I spent six months thinking, you know. It has an effect on a girl.>

Diesel: <Okay, so that's me, Breeze, Jab, Marmalade, Mix, Merle, Nitro, and Access. Seems good for now.>

-Everyons lines up by Ever's laptop as Breeze makes the adjustments-

Samten's Room

Samten: <Don't be so paranoid. Everyone's watching everyone else's back here... except Adam, he just chews on your back while praising Yveltal. But hey!> ^_^

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Embla: <I see. Well, at least you're pleasant.>

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-Tinpthed nods-

< your>

edited 13th Jul '14 5:52:13 PM by ILoveDogs

Oh come on, I bet you sang wonderfully, the moon probably just needed to get past the shanties the rest of us were singing. XD

Samten's Room

Samten: <Gee, thanks! Now why don't you go meet some of the others?>

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-Selene giggles a little.-

Selene: <Heehee, yeah, I could hear Rill singing from the roof! He always had a thing for the old pirate stuff, even though Dune preferred to stay away from the ocean.> ^_^

Coyote: Ah hah. So...

-He tosses his Obscura from hand to hand before bouncing it off of his feet like a hackey sack.-

Coyote: You want this Obscura, or would you rather wait?

Vientown

-Tori is walking around with a Frogadier looking for a hotel or some sort of lodging-

Shinobi: <Argh, I can't believe my hood fell off like that! I just hope nobody else was watching...>

Tori: "Honestly I'm surprised that sort of thing doesn't happen more often with the way you usually dress. And I thought you liked being like that?"

Shinobi: <Well I do, but now I can't get a room until morning!>

-Tori giggles-

Tori: "Guess you'll just have to stay in my room tonight~"

-They might run into someone else in their search-

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-Embla nods-

<Will do.>

-marches out-

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-Tinpthed considers this-

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edited 13th Jul '14 5:57:03 PM by ILoveDogs

Vientown

-Crewe is wandering around town, Clockwise hopping alongside her and chattering constantly. There are banging sounds coming from her backpack that she is doing her level best to ignore-

Heh, yeah.

-Pent nods slightly-

Sorta pondering what I'm gonna do while we're here in Almia. There's the concerts of course but between them, not so sure.