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Fall City, Hotel

Pent!Deziree: Oh this is bad, oooooooh this is bad...

-Deziree starts digging through Pent's pockets, desperately trying to find the Holocaster. Or really, any kind of communication device.-

Pent!Deziree: Maybe the bag...?

-Deziree looks down in Pent's backpack... and falls in.-

Pent's Pocket Dimension

-Deziree falls in a huge empty space, dotted by floating islands and such.-

Pent!Deziree: 8O

Fall City - Blitz's room

Blitz sighs and then calls out his mon. "Fine, but I want you two to keep quiet about the whole curse thing, okay? I haven't exactly figured out how I'm going to deal with everything and I don't feel like making things more complicated by telling the whole world."

Fall City - Yesterday

Shinobi takes a step back after landing and nods. <Right. Quick, agile and sneaky, I can work on that>

Fall City

-The Auric Avenger frowns.-

The Auric Avenger: You'd know my partner if you met her. She's quite... distinctive. And I can disappear pretty easily if I need to.

-Fulgrim, meanwhile, spots the dropped Pokeball, and his gaze quickly turns to Super Nerd.-

Fulgrim: <Oh, how wonderful. Yet another spectator here to gawk and stare.>

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Observation Area

Zeal: No, I don't. But she isn't being very clear about who she is or what it is.

???: That's true, isn't it? It seems my lack of detail has caused yet another problem...

-She sighs.-

Zeal: ...Well, she doesn't seem too...

-He turns to Sylva.-

Zeal: That was a nice story! That was the nicest story I ever heard! I am a huge fan! A huge fan! And I am willing to rant about why that story was amazing!

Dragonmark Chamber

Lanie sent out Cheer!

Druddigon: <Oh, a Misdreavus appeared. Would she like to hear the end of this story?>

Cheer: <Hm?>

Druddigon: <The Druddigon, tired, and confident she cannot win, sits down.>

-The Druddigon sits down.-

Druddigon: <Go ahead. Finish the story.>

Lanie: The Misdreavus used Dazzling Gleam, and... something...

-Cheer uses Dazzling Gleam against the Druddigon.-

Druddigon: <Not the greatest ending... But I'll take it. What a lovely story...>

-The Druddigon faints.-

Drasna: Oh, dear. You've already defeated three of my Pokémon.

Drasna sent out Dragonite!

Dragonite: <Hello, friends!>

Lanie: Dazzling Gleam again!

Cheer: <Got it!>

-Cheer creates a powerful flash of light. The Dragonite is damaged.-

Dragonite: <Ow! Why are you attacking me? We already had this battle, didn't we?>

Cheer: <I... don't think so...>

Dragonite: <Oh, really? I could have... Hm... What am I...>

Drasna: Thunder Punch, if you would, please!

Dragonite: <Oh, a Thunder Punch? So... Wait, I'm lost... The battle hasn't happened yet, then?

-The Dragonite uses Thunder Punch.-

Lanie: Keep Dazzling Gleam...ing...

Cheer: <Right!>

-Cheer uses Dazzling Gleam once again.-

Dragonite: <OW! That was not nice! And I'm still confused... Is the battle happening, or not?>

Cheer: <The battle's happening!>

Dragonite: <Oh! I see! It all makes sense now!>

-The Dragonite uses Aqua Tail on Cheer. Cheer faints. The Dragonite grins.-

Dragonite:    <All right, then...>   

edited 4th Jun '14 1:01:34 PM by AZealousIndividual

I'm done here.

Fall City

Jason:Then why haven't ya? I can't be that interesting...despite what Pana says.

-Jason sees S.N. out of the corner of his eye but decides to keep his eye on the Avenger.-

Eridanus: I've already been trolled by getting plane to Fiore instead of Hoenn, y know.

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"

Fall City

-The Auric Avenger folds his arms.-

The Auric Avenger: Because if I answer your damn questions, you don't have a reason to try and run after me.

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Fall City

-Super Nerd turns to look at the Zoroark, giving him a rather 'done with your crap' kinda look.-

S.N: So sorry I'm so surprised to see a real super hero, because that's totally a thing you'll see everyday.

Dab for me.

Observation Deck

Jacob: "Er... right."

-Looks between the two of them- "..."

"Hm."

-Turns to the girl- "Given Zeal's excellent ability to suddenly jump to a complete different subject haphazardly, perhaps you should try telling him who yo are and a little bit about what that is during the spaces of time when you have his attention?"

Sylva: <That story was mean!>

Regina: <Sylva darling pressing this man further is only going to give mommy a headache, so please don't.>

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Fall City

-Jason smirks.-

Jason:Too bad one of those questions is where you were headed. And I only see one way to answer that.

edited 4th Jun '14 1:04:50 PM by Skyzerk

Fall City - Yesterday

"<I guess this is enough for today, at least you're not as hopeless as you came across as.>" said Ryu, with a shrug

"<There's some real potential, so as long as you don't keep disappearing you should become a strong Pokémon pretty quickly.>" said Shadow.

Stantler: <Amazing! That Dragonite was only pretending to be dumb as a purple dinosaur!>

Walrein: <Shame it can't stop looking like it!>

Statler and Walrein: <Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!>

edited 4th Jun '14 1:25:36 PM by keys2tkingdom

Fall City

-Fulgrim scoffs at Super Nerd.-

Fulgrim: <A "real super hero"? Spare me. What you're looking at is some half-grown human wearing a costume so that he can feel big about himself.>

-The Auric Avenger, meanwhile, gives Jason an icy glare.-

The Auric Avenger: ...Don't expect a head start.

-He pulls a Pokeball off of his belt and sends out a Golbat.-

The Auric Avenger: Kaylee, Haze!

Kaylee: <You got it!>

-A thick cloud of smoke billows out of Kaylee's mouth, rapidly enveloping the entire alleyway.-

edited 4th Jun '14 1:12:40 PM by Herbert40k

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Fall City

-Jason coughs in the haze.-

Jason: cough S-shit! cough Grim, Defog!

Grim:<On it!>

-The Noctowl whips his wings to clear the fog while Jason looks about for the Avenger.-

That was cough a cheap trick, cough you bastard!

edited 4th Jun '14 1:16:07 PM by Skyzerk

Fall City

-Super Nerd glares at the Zoroark, but suddenly began coughing as the Haze covered the alley, before it getting whipped away with Defog.-

S.N: *cough* Where'd they go?! *cough cough*

Dab for me.

Fall City

-The Avenger's deliberately deep voice emerges from somewhere in the smoke.-

The Auric Avenger: But it worked, didn't it?

-As the smoke fades, Kaylee and Fulgrim are nowhere to be seen. However, Jason and/or Super Nerd may be lucky enough to spot the Avenger grappling up to the roof of the building he originally leapt off of.-

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Fall City

-Jason is in fact that lucky and, despite his coughing, hops on Grim to fly back to the roof.-

Jason:I ain't cough cough givin' up that easily, ya masked weirdo!

Grim:<Is this still worth it?>

Jason:Of course! This just got exciting!

edited 4th Jun '14 1:32:17 PM by Skyzerk

Fall City Rooftops

The Auric Avenger: Didn't think you would. Stubborn bastard...

-As they fly up to the roof, Jason and Grim will probably notice that there appears to be not one, but two Auric Avengers - one who's running in the direction of the Pokemon Center, and another who appears to be making a beeline for the Dusk Factory.-

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Fall City

-Super Nerd, who had found himself a fire escape, was just in time to see the two different Avengers. Lucky enough, he had remembered seeing an article on Zoroarks before, and turned to Jason.-

S.N: One of them is just an illusion...I think....

Dab for me.

Fall City

-Sadly for SN, Jason is already in the air, his mind racing.-

Jason:(thinking) Two?! Shit, which do I follow...shit! Gotta choose, gotta choose now!

-Jason and Grim fly after the one heading for the Dusk Factory. Meanwhile, Jason sends SN a message.-

There's two. If you can, follow the one going toward the Center.

Jason:Keep on him, partner.

Grim:<(sigh) I have a feeling this won't end well.>

Jason:You worry too much, birdbrain.

edited 4th Jun '14 1:41:04 PM by Skyzerk

Fall City

-Jason and Super Nerd may notice a third Auric Avenger grappling away in the direction he was being chased being by them.-

edited 4th Jun '14 1:43:33 PM by keys2tkingdom

Fall City

-Jason fails to notice the third Avenger as he is too focused on the one he is tailing.-

Eridanus: Aww... look at them. Both dozing off! So cute... I think I'll leave them like that. I don't have the heart to interrupt their nap... See ya.

[goes outside]

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"

Observation Area

Zeal: THAT STORY WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER! You are no longer my friend.

???: ...He's just like my brother.

Dragonmark Chamber

Lanie sent out Hue!

-Hue's Intimidate activates.

Lanie: You're back in.

Hue: <Understood.>

Dragonite:    <Why do you get to understand?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND! LET ME UNDERSTAND!>   

-The Dragonite charges at Hue and Lanie.-

Lanie: Ah, er...! Return!

-Hue uses Return. The Dragonite falls down.-

Dragonite:    <My downfall... a-and... and still, I understand nothing...>   

Drasna: Oh, my.

Drasna sent out Noivern!

Noivern: <Understand this!>

Hue: <What.>

Lanie: What.

Hue: <What.>

Lanie: What.

Hue: <What.>

Lanie: Just... What.

Noivern: <"What" is correct! I AM AIRMAN! You can't defeat me! I WILL NOT DIE!>

Hue and Lanie: (<)What.(>)

Drasna: Oh, yes. I suppose that would be surprising. This song starts playing every time I send him out. I'm not entirely sure why.

Lanie: I...

Hue: <What.>

Lanie: What.

Drasna: Now, Air Slash!

Noivern: <This... is no mere slash. エアシューター！>

-The Noivern uses Air Slash. Hue faints.-

Lanie: I... think I'm too confused to care anymore...

I'm done here.

Fall City Rooftops

-Luckily - or unluckily, depending on who's perspective you're viewing the whole situation from - the Avenger that Jason's flying after is the real deal.-

The Auric Avenger: You'd think he'd have learnt to take a freaking hint by now...

-He stops dead and wheels around to face Jason and Grim, sending out Kaylee once again.-

The Auric Avenger: Kaylee, Air Cutter! Knock them out of the sky!

Kaylee: <Um... okay? Seems a little extreme...>

-Nevertheless, she sends several blades of sharpened air flying at Jason and Grim.-

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.