ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Will do Anom.

-Has Nudi slime up the judge's chair while he's standing up-

Thank you, Tagg. Now seriously, where does this pie go Jane? Shoes are boring to mess up.

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:13:07 PM by Anomalocaris20

-Crowd is entirely silent, only giving 1 heart to him.

GAG: Next up, Gamer and his Infernape!

-Infernape comes out, and gets 4 hearts from the audience.

-Starts playing the harmonica very loudly over the announcer and judges-

edited 24th Jul '11 10:48:26 PM by Slouch

Let's aim it at her head, then! That's sure to get people's attention.

-zoroark turns into illusion of pentis lopuny and climbs on stage-

zoroark: Lo punny!

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:21:27 PM by Littlequeen

Where on her head? Dead center on her face, or on top like a mushy hat?

-Grins and holds pie aloft-

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:25:40 PM by gamerex27

On her face, because then she'll definitely notice it.

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:24:19 PM by Slouch

-Aims at Jasmine's face-

When do I fire?

-Is grinning uncontrollably-

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:26:03 PM by Anomalocaris20

As soon as she comes up, like, right when she starts waving she gets in the face.

Damn you, Dialga! Will re-post it when Anom says so.

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:26:02 PM by gamerex27

Perfect!

-Is practically shaking with giddy anticipation-

Noo! It's no fun if the pie doesn't hit!

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:26:27 PM by Anomalocaris20

GAG: And next up, we have, JASMINE with her STEELIX!

-Jasmine walks up in the Yeti costume with her Steelix, covered in an apron, a clown wig, and some shoulder guards with a bright red cape flowing from it. Jasmine begins to wave-

Fine.

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:29:14 PM by gamerex27

-Splats the pie directly on Jasmine's face mid-wave-

Bullseye!

-Everything goes quiet-

I have no idea how Jasmine should react to that.

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:30:04 PM by Anomalocaris20

-Jasmine freezes mid-wave. The pie slides off her face, and she is frozen solid. Eventually, she stumbles back, still in the waving position like a mannequin-

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:33:13 PM by gamerex27

Hey, come on! You do the contest, we do the outer messing around!

Want to go visit the cathedral after this?

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:35:02 PM by rmctagg09

But... -has donned her Viking Outfit and Keytar-

I'm fine.

-Watches Jasmine frozen in place-

What do you think she'll do now?

I don't think she's breathing...

Jasmine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAWWWWWWW

-Jasmine sits up straight and has a very odd expression on her face. Her Steelix, concerned, asks her if she's alright.

Jasmine: I AM PERFECTLY CALM I'M GOING TO GO CLEAN UP NOW HAHAAHAHAHAHA. -walks brusquely to the changing rooms-

That was... unexpected.