ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Chugga: Huh, and I have a Shiny Koffing back in Johto. Hey everybody, it's Chuggaconroy! In the last episode, I filed my taxes! On today's episode, we'll be entering Arcanine in the Beauty Contest!

Me:...Who the hell are you talking to?!

Chugga: Just filming this for the internet. Why?

Me: Never mind.

-readies an air horn to disrupt the flow of the dance appeals music-

edited 22nd Feb '11 6:54:03 PM by CalamityJane

G.A.G!: First up, the accesory appeals! Each contestant will dress their pokemon up to the theme! The theme this time is: the colorful!

-Goes backstage and rummages through the large box of accesories looking for something to fit the theme. Meanwhile Lopunny slips off the dress, puts on the bathing suit and eyes a tissue box for a moment-

-zoroark flies around above ceiling using illusion of smokescreen-

O-o

edited 22nd Feb '11 6:55:39 PM by Littlequeen

Queen, stop your Zoroark. The point is to be subtlely annoying, not interfering to the point of getting it cancelled.

-Fishes through Jane's bag for stuff for me to use-

-zoroark returns to me-

-turns on a blacklight to make everything colorful and neon, at least in the audience booth the group is in-

edited 22nd Feb '11 6:56:28 PM by CalamityJane

What's with the neonishness?

-Reaches further into the bag-

Where are the things we need for this?

-zoroark eyes glow red and illusion of rain is above contestents-

edited 22nd Feb '11 6:59:39 PM by Littlequeen

-Infernape puts on a baby blue bathing suit, a striped bow tie, a Turtwig mask, a huge a huge yellow pair of clown shoes, and a pink and green polka-dotted sweatshirt.

Me: where did you even find all that?!

Infernape: -Shrugs.

Can someone else say what Cugga and Jasmine's mons put on?

-Falls into Jane's hammerspace bag from reaching in too far-

Uhh... whoa?

-sends out gastly-

Flame can you scare the contestents?

-gastly heads behind certians-

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:01:58 PM by Littlequeen

Ah! Anom! Whatever you do, don't drink the punch and leave the water bottles alone, okay?

I can't decide who to cheer for out of Chugga and Jasmine.

Oh, well. -throws a rotten tomato at a judge-
Chuggaaconroy is awesome. Have you seen his new collaborative LP with Nintendo Capri Sun and Proton Jon?

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:05:31 PM by Slouch

Why?

-Climbs out with some pie-

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:04:18 PM by Anomalocaris20

Just don't, the dwarves will be very cross with you if you do.

-Bell dings, I recall Lopunny without looking over at her-

G.A.G!: Okay, now to unviel what the contestants chose!

-Aims pie at Jasmine-

Where should I hit her? This will be good, because she hasn't noticed any of the other stuff yet.

Yes. It is one of the funniest things i have ever seen!

GAG: First up: Pentigan and his Lopunny!

aim for her shoes, Anom!

Nah, too low! We need to actually get her messy right in front of a huge audience!

-Has Nudi sliming up empty chairs-

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:10:57 PM by rmctagg09

Okay! Lopunny! Show them what you've got!

-Does a timed release so I can throw it in the air-

-Lopunny appears in the flower seals I applied just before the contest-

-Lopunny seems to have used the tissues to um... Enhance the effect of the bathing suit...-

-One of the male judges blushes and tries to hide his blushing-

Pentigan: -Facepalm-

edited 22nd Feb '11 7:12:17 PM by Pentigan

Aah! Bestial judge!!! Get Nudi to slime his pants up!

-sprays cheese whiz on the bestial judge-