ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Laptop pings-

I guess I got an email too.

-Looks at the email-

Wait, it's just spam.

It would appear that the remnants of the Pinchers, Team Dim Sun, and the Go-Rock Squad are all working together. The problem is who they're being funded by.

edited 2nd May '11 5:41:08 PM by rmctagg09

...What the heck is he talking about, Tagg?

-Jane looks up at the sky, noticing that it is getting dark fast-

Huh. It's almost night time, but it's hardly gotten any colder... -giggles- reminds me of Hoenn.

Who? Gamer?

Gamer, Tagg, DS, Anom, Pentiagan and Wolf are at Tilikule. Everyone else is with the Beasts on Sophian.

Raikou: <Wait, does Fool have a Heart of Gold, nya?>

Entei: <ENTEI IS UNSURE.>

Suicune: <Okay, that's it. Rule number two is revoked. That's final.>

Raikou: <NO FAIR! Why do you get to decide, nya?!>

Suicune: <Because I built this fort. Besides, it's a silly rule anyway.>

I was just wondering whom we would have to fight next. I thought that Tagg's mysterious enemy was one of The Fair Folk for a second. Guess i was mistaken.

...Would that person's name start with an A, by any chance?

My former boss probably...

-Looks at the spam again-

Wait a moment... That pic is a...

-Extracts the picture from the email-

This will only be a moment.

How about we make another Rule #2, just so that we keep the Rule of Three? I vote that Rule #2 should be "No pineapples"

What pic Pentigan?

Tagg, who is the funder you were talking about?

Why Pinapples in particular?

Raikou: <Nya, did you have a bad experience with a Pinapple when you were young too Jane?>

...Wait, what?

The only non-product related picture in this spam email I got, it's a code for an obscure programming language.

Ninja'd!

Err. . I guess that's okay.

edited 2nd May '11 5:48:22 PM by TheMeddler

Oh, no, it's just that there were these Frillish I met once...

Lake: <Oh, I know what she means. I vote we ban Pinapples too.>

Raikou: <Same here. All in favour say aye.>

Um...Aye.

Lake: <Aye.>

Entei: <AYE!!!>

Suicune: <Aye.>

Raikou: <Aye. Motion carried. Nya.>

Well, Pentigan's former boss is on the list, but it's not him I'm worried about.

-Puts the letter down-

I guess Ardos has finally come out of hiding.

Ardos, who's Ardos? Sounds a little like Ariados.

-Begins downloading the compiler for the picture-based program-

That's wonderful! Now we have three rules!

He's the son of the former Cipher Grand Master.

Dinner, brb.

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