ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-Spends a few seconds in the toilet before stepping out and washing his hands.-

...What? I haven't been in a while.

-Cocks head at the argument-

Let's find that last pillar.

edited 21st Feb '11 12:49:53 PM by rmctagg09

Palkia: -to Zorua- YOU WATCH YOUR TONGUE, BOY, OR I WILL HAVE TO STEP ON YOU.

Regigigas: You shouldn't. It would die.

Palkia: THAT'S THE POINT, ROCK FOR BRAINS.

Regigigas: That is not a very nice thing to say.

Jane: GUYS GUYS! Stop fighting! We need to either destroy that column over there or find a way out of here!

Palkia: THERE IS NO WAY OUT!

Jane: Enough with the Mid-Life Crisis already!

Palkia: I KNEW IT! I AM FAT!

Jane: Aaaaaarrrgggh!

edited 21st Feb '11 12:50:44 PM by CalamityJane

While you guys keep arguing, some of us are trying to destroy the pillar here!

-Uses Vine Whip on the Pillar.

At the end of this arc, we will find some research material on Missigno and...a certain place where he may have come from.

edited 21st Feb '11 12:52:04 PM by gamerex27

Palkia you're not fat. You're just very strong and look like you're wearing armor.

-zorua uses dark pulse on piller-

edited 21st Feb '11 12:54:34 PM by Littlequeen

Palkia: DIE PILLAR DIE! -attacks the pillar in cold blood, convinced that it is calling it fat-

-Jane's Pokemon start attacking the pillar with long-range attacks. Of note is Spoons's Thunder dealing massive damage to it in one shot.-

Yeah Gamer.

-Has his Pokemon attack the pillar-

-Notices Spoons-

Luxray, use Thunder on the pillar!

-Luxray complies-

edited 21st Feb '11 12:54:43 PM by rmctagg09

[[Spoiler:Mystery Dungeon! Awesome!]]

Lake! Go!

-Releases Lake-

Lake: FERALI- - Notices where they are- -Gatr? -Looks at me in confusion.-

Long story. Very long story. Just attack the Pillar.

-Lake nods, then begins punching the Pillar with Ice Punch.

-Suddenly evolves into a Serperior.

Fuck! What happened to my limbs!

Can't move...You guys will have to do the rest.....

-sees pillar has a face on it-

Gu-guys! The pi-pillar has a face!!!

edited 21st Feb '11 12:56:37 PM by Littlequeen

-The face is

Try removing it's sunglasses!

Palkia: DIE! -punches the pillar in the face-

-sends out togepi-

Togepi use metronome!

-togepi waggles her fingers and uses hyper beam on pillar-

edited 21st Feb '11 1:00:04 PM by Littlequeen

-Is surprised that the Pillar has a face, and is wearing sunglasses.-

...Keep punching it Lake!

-Has Cobalt smash the face repeatedly with Meteor Mash-

-Anom walks by in an 80's disco suit, dances with Palkia, then walks away.

-The Pillar then assumes the form of Spoony's Ultimate Warrior.

-Palkia continues to punch the daylights out of the pillar, eventually glowing a bright pink and tackling it at full force-

Woah. Talk about anger issues.

-Has his Pokemon continue to attack-

This is getting annoying.

-PALKIA used SPATIAL REND!-

-PILLAR fainted!-

-Everyone is teleported back to the pier where Glitch Building used to be. Glitch Building crumbles to oblivion-

Palkia: NOBODY CALLS PALKIA FAT! -background explosion-

-Quietly to his Pokemon-

It's like both her and her brother have anger issues.

-Along with Lake, is in awe of Palkia's sudden burst of epicness.-

"Legendary" indeed.

Lake: Gatr.

-Gamer's Pokemon are returned to their normal genders, and Gamer is back in his human body.

Geez, that was the most annoying thing I have ever seen.

Hey...There's some documents here! It's written in the same script the Magazine from tht Spear Pillar and the writing on the back of that badge I found earlier! Palkia, can you please tell us what is says?

-sees zorua is glowing-

GUYS CHECK IT OUT!!!

Palkia: YEAH SURE. IT SAYS 'Le monde est en péril. Tout ce qui est bon a été consumé par le mal. La fin est proche! Le manque est la racine de tout mal, le vrai seigneur des ténèbres. si vous lisez ceci, s'il vous plaît, avertir le peuple de cinabre! Ils doivent le cacher, il piège dans les limites de leur île, et ne jamais le laisser partir. La malédiction jetée sur l'île sera brutal, et un volcan va croître'.

edited 21st Feb '11 1:12:44 PM by CalamityJane

I do speak French, but I dind't understand all that. Can you please put it in English?