ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

-gastly returns to his ball-

-Goes down the stairs-

Hey look, I think that's a support column.

-My Pokemon try to destroy it, but they're too weak to make a dent-

-Walks down stairs and is immediately transformed into an actual Snivy.

OH COME ON!

-Kratos begins snickering and pushes a can of Pokemon food towards Gamer.

-follows rmc-

-zorua returns to his ball-

-darkrai leaves his ball and looks around-

edited 21st Feb '11 11:23:09 AM by Littlequeen

Le7'3 try 4nd g3t th7s ov3r w1th 4s 454P.

Translation: Let's try and get this over with ASAP.

Pepper: -Nods- Ganium!

-Follows the others.-

Darkrai: I feel strange right now....

Zor zorua?

edited 21st Feb '11 11:24:52 AM by Littlequeen

-Palkijane is currently riding a very large bicycle through route 120, which is somehow still within the Glitch Building-

Jalkia from withink Palkijane's pupil: WHY IS THIS SO NOSTALGIC. I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO HOENN.

Palkijane: Because I'm from Lavaridge Town and your body remembers riding through this route?

Jalkia: Bodies do not have memories.

Palkijane: What about muscle memory?

-Jalkia remains silent-

-Jane's pokemon are now wearing old-timey outfits from the 1890's, save for the Regis, who are all wearing scuba suits. They are crammed inside a tiny red wagon and being pulled by Palkijane-

Hey, the column is being supported by a Needle! If we can pull it, we can bring this column down!

-Tries to pull it, but fails to do so with his now stubby arms.

-pulls down needle-

ZOR!?

Darkrai: It seems you gained more strength master...

edited 21st Feb '11 11:30:13 AM by Littlequeen

Well, that's one down, five to go.

edited 21st Feb '11 11:32:07 AM by rmctagg09

Tropical Resort Zone: Act 1

-Is now riding Pepper, standing at the entrance of some sort of space amusment Park.-

Great, now what? Wait! I can speak properly again! And you're not shiny anymore Pepper!

Pepper: -Happily- Meganium!

Now...I'm guessing we have to go through here to get back to the others or something. Come Pepper, let's go!

edited 21st Feb '11 11:30:16 AM by Luke924

-Regigigas is hauling a carriage around in a black-and-white world, still set in the 1890's. Everyone is climbing down the stairs to catch up with and destroy the columns-

-Mewtwo is still reading his instruction manual-

-Rides Pepper through the theme park, picking up strange floating rings as they go.

Eventually reaches a long street where they caught off gaurd and attacked by strange Oraneg Robots!

WOAH!

Pepper: GANIUM!

-THWACK!-

-Drops rings-

-Both human and Pokémon are shocked to find that they aren't hurt. Wasting no time, Pepper destroys the robots with her Vine Whip attack.-

I'm making a note here Pepper, let's try to pick up as many of those strange rings as possible.

-Pepper nods, then continues onwards.-

Woodfall Temple (Boss Room)

Where are we?

-Giant masked warrior jumps down-

Oh shit.

edited 21st Feb '11 11:41:56 AM by rmctagg09

-Palkijane is now in a Gorgeous Period Dress and Jalkia is wearing a Yeti Costume. Everything plays out like a really really old film while they attempt to destroy a column by punching and kicking it, along with the regis and Jane's pokemon-

-the only sound is a piano solo-

edited 21st Feb '11 11:41:46 AM by CalamityJane

-After awkwardly grinding across rails strecthing across space, we both come across a capsule with a strage, Cyan coloured alien inside it.-

That poor thing! Quick Pepper, break it open!

-Pepper smashes the capsule open. Now feed, the alien squeaks happily, then shoots flies into Pepper, being absprbed by the Pokémon-

Pepper: MEGANIUM?!

What the?

LASER!

-Pepper turns into a Laser beam and fires off, ricoshading off walls, all while I'm still riding her.-

OHARCEUSSLOWDOWNPEPPEROHNOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

-Warrior starts chanting and rocks start to fall-

Run!

-My Pokemon and I dodge the rocks-

Cobalt, use Take Down on that thing!

-Cobalt complies and it staggers-

-Palkijane, now carrying everyone on her back and riding that enormous bike, is running away from The Giant Space Flea from Nowhere, who is armed to the teeth with blue chairs-

-still no sound outside of a piano solo-

edited 21st Feb '11 11:45:48 AM by CalamityJane

AAAAAHHHHHHH

-Effect of Laser wears off as we both hit soft ground, inadvertantly hitting another capsule and releasing a yellow alien, which again, is absorbed into Pepper-

Pepper: -Gulps-

UH OH

DRILL!

-Pepper begins spinning at incredable speed, drilling through the soft Earth in the process.-

NONONOSTOPPEPPERI'MGONNABESICKAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Palkijane: Will somebody please get us out of this!?!?!?

Jalkia: I TOLD YOU! WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOUSE AND WAIT UNTIL THE MILKMAN COMES!

Palkijane: I don't even know where the house is!

edited 24th Mar '11 8:12:29 AM by CalamityJane

-My Pokemon immediately start blasting it with special attacks-

-The warrior gets up and sweeps us all aside with the flat of his sword-

-enters door and is in icecream shop-

Huh?

I GOT MY VOICE BACK!!

-puts darkrai in his ball and gets out zorua-

edited 21st Feb '11 11:50:19 AM by Littlequeen

-After being chased by mole robots with drills for noses and avoiding hap-hazardly placed bombs, as well as avoiding the urge to vomit, Pepper emerges from the ground as the drill power wears off, sending them flying into the nearby Pillar, hitting it int the Middle and breaking it in half. Everything fades to white...

ACT CLEAR!

Time: 1:25:98 Rings: 47 Score: 924837

RANK: C

-Warrior summons flesh eating moths-

Shit.

-Pulls one of the weird flowers from the corners and notices it has a fuse-

Huh?

-Throws it at the moths and they fly to it and die once it explodes-

Like Mothim and Venomoth to a flame.

-is eating icecream with zorua-

Well this is not that bad huh blacky?

Zorua: Zor zorua!

-zorua eats his icecream-