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Holon City, Rooftops

Pi is up here, and he isn't coming down anytime soon.

Holon City

-Ren sees Pi on a roof. All of Ren's 22 mon are with him. Ren calls out to Pi-

Ren: Pi, you want to have our battle today?

"AH HA HA~! Yes. YES WE SHALL DO BATTLE!"

"Come on up!"

Ren: Are you sure we can battle up there with out getting into trouble?

"Meh, WHO CARES! Come on! Let's go!"

Ren: What do you mean who cares? We can't just have a battle on the roof of a building unless we own it!

edited 12th Aug '13 12:57:03 AM by keys2tkingdom

"..."

"..."

Pi's head tilts to the side.

"Huh?"

Pi, let me put it to you like this: If we cause a scene by causing collateral damage to a building we don't own - both of us will go to jail. And while you may be fine with that, I am not. So please, come down here so we can have the battle we agreed upon.

Illusio, earlier

Aiura receives Lina's missive and sits down to write a response.

Illusio, after the last post.

Aiura receives Lucanus's response. She begins crying softly, and retreats to her chambers for the night. "NO ONE ENTERS."

"If I am to be met with disrespect, then I must first love myself with a fierceness no fool can take away." - Vraska, Gorgon assassin

-sailing, looking for the villain's boat-

Internet connection crapped out this morning. Really weird.

<Oh well. Bye, Raichu!>

-climbs back out of the building-

Victory! Honor! Destiny! Mutton!

Himiko's Throne Room

Ammy: -to Tagg and Herbert- <But how?>

-She turns to the crystal ball-

<The Water Dragon is dead... Himiko's dead... We have no way of finding Oni Island or reaching it...>

- She starts sobbing-

<I-I'ts all my fault... I'm no h-hero... I'm the one r-responsible for all this...>

???: Amaterasu...

Ammy: <Huh? That voice...>

-Looks inside the crystal ball to see...-

<Himiko?!>

Terrera

- A note returns to Sabuku-

Holon City

- Styx approaches Umbra, who is presumably sitting near Alyssa-

Styx: <Hey big bro?>

Umbra: Yes?

Styx: <I know the reason Pent jumped.>

Umbra: Oh?

Styx: <There was a sniper aimed at your head. Apparently they were gonna kill you if he didn't.>

Umbra: -in shock- What?! So THAT'S why he faked it...

Styx: <But don't worry too much about your safety. Reason I know this was that Gino was watching via that "fourth wall" of his and would have ripped the assassin's head off if he tried anything.>

Umbra: ...

I need to hug Gino right now.

Gino: <Right here, nyan!> :3

-Umbra hugs Gino. Gino purr-growls-

Contact Me!

Himiko's Throne Room

Lady Himiko must've bound her soul to the crystal ball. This is the first willing example I've seen though.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

-Joseph exists in Holon City-

Himiko's Throne Room

-Herbert gives a small smile.-

Herbert: You see? All is not lost after all. Eternal pessimist I may be, but there's no way I'm going to let us sit here and mope when there's still evil demons that need slaying. Now then, let's listen to what the nice dead lady's spirit has to say.

Pugilis - Around 600 years ago

Lucanus: She did WHAT?

-The Warrior in front of Lucanus looks as though he is severely regretting his choice of career.-

Warrior: Erm...

Lucanus: You're telling me that Ren not only failed in her mission to assassinate Sabaku, but also managed to kill an innocent bystander when I specifically ordered her to avoid collateral damage? And not only that, but said innocent bystander was the Poet-King of Paxlia?

Warrior: That... that a-appears to be the gist of it, sir.

-Lucanus thumps his fist on the desk.-

Lucanus: Get out of my sight.

-The Warrior seems all too happy to oblige. Lucanus sighs, then buries his head in his hands.-

Lucanus: Arceus, why is nothing going right... with the Storm Curtain still intact, I am left with only one feasible route into Eastern Ransei...

edited 8th Aug '13 2:07:02 PM by Herbert40k

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.

Holon City

-Jacob's team is still around-

-Edge is also around here somewhere-

-As is Joy-

-Wait what-

Joy: <Jojoy!> ^-^

Nimbasa City

Jacob: -Is on the ferris wheel because he's bored-

-No he's not with anyone shut up-

Cragspur

-A bandit goes running out of the throne room-

-He is on fire-

Celzvet: "Dammit now I'm bored again."

---

Atius: "So..."

Kengji: "I FEEL SO BAD FOR KILLING THAT BIRD WHY WHY DID I-" -Is slapped across the face-

-By a Steelix-

-He goes flying a fair ways-

Atius: "And now I'm bored again. I just became a warrior and first thing I'm told is we can't do anything? I'm going back to the guard house. I heard Kyriea-" -He is promptly knocked down by a Tyranitar-

Kryiea: "Nope." -Hoists her battleaxe back on to her back and helps Atius up-

"Don't believe everything you hear. You missed training. You're make up task is cleaning the guard house." -She takes his spear and shoves mop into his hands and walks off-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Cragspur

-Sho is near the guard house, using the training dummies to practice his sword techniques. He's a bit better than befor his lessons with Sicarius.-

Holon City, Today

-Ren is waiting for Pi to give his answer.-

edited 8th Aug '13 2:38:19 PM by keys2tkingdom

Yesterday

The fighting has gone on for sometime.

Suddenly:

<Mister Pain: "IT'S TIME FOR THE CHAAAALLENGE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUND!">

Hordes of Pokemon start pouring out of the walls, and climbing into the ring.

"AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK IT, EVERYBODY IN THE RING!"

Clan Warden steps forward as one, and starts laying into the crowd.

edited 8th Aug '13 2:35:06 PM by BluBeriPi

-Joseph has gotten into the spirit of the thing-

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE! GET 'EM!

-his team goes to town-

???: "Shitballs. Hmmm. Zangoose! We're leaving."

The mysterious sniper and his Zangoose run out the opposite door.

"COWARDS! COME BACK AND FIGHT ME!"

Himiko's Palace

Crystal Ball!Himiko: Amaterasu and companions... I tied myself to this crystal ball for a reason...

Issun: <I can't [believe] this... What's the [reason?]>

Crystal Ball!Himiko: Oni Island is not easy to find. I was determined to become etheral and enter the crystal ball myself in search of clues. I allowed myself to be consumed in order to use the Dark Lord's power. I am also aware the Dark Lord possesses the Fox Rods. I had planned it all along.

Ammy: <You... Planned this?>

Crystal Ball!Himiko: Yes... I have imbued the Crystal Ball with great power. The location of Oni Island is clear. It appears at sunset off Watcher's Cape.

Ammy: <So... There is hope...>

- Suddenly the crystal ball begins to crack-

Crystal Ball!Himiko: Alas, the crystal is spent... My fate is tied to it as well. Farewell, Amaterasu and companions... I pray for your safe passage.

-The crystal ball shatters-

Ammy: <She's... Gone...>

Issun: <Come on, Ammy! The [sun] is setting soon! Oni Island's going to [disappear!] We can't let Himiko's [efforts] go to waste!>

Ammy: <Way ahead of you, Issun.>

-Sprints out of the throne room-

Contact Me!

Margaret: <Not so fast, guys.>

Margaret's Shadow Tag prevents escape!

<What were you saying, Pi?>

"I HAVE NOOOOO IDEA! AH HA HAHA!"

Pi starts laying into the crowd with his sword as well.

???: "Shit."

He draws his rifle and aims for Margaret.

"AW HELL NAH."

Holon City

Nathan and his Pokemon are patrolling the city from lack of anything better to do.

Himiko's Palace

-Herbert runs after Ammy, ignoring the fading pain in his wounded leg.-

Herbert: So now all that we need to do is swim over to the island full of demons and do battle with a powerful being of darkness that proved to be more than a match for us first time around. What are we waiting for?

Trans rights are human rights. JK Rowling preaches hate. If you sit at a table with five bigots and say nothing, there are now six bigots.