P. Diddy killed the dinosaurs.
The Pink Puffball
P. Diddy shot Mr. Burns.
"Her grace and speed are quite impressive, so the rest of the pack think of her as an idol. She has lots of fans!"
The Timeless One
P.Diddy was the guy who gave Griffith the Behelit and told Shou Tucker "Yeah bro, making your wife a Chimera will totally fix your marriage!"
"I am the lord of Purity, who tolerates no deviation." My first online story
Worry
P.Diddy was the one who mind controlled Hercules to kill his family.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Fairy-type Iris
P. Diddy gave me never-ending nightmares.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Don't Try It
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Mweheheh
Worry
P.Diddy was the one wo killed Dumbledore, He framed snape for it.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Fairy-type Iris
P. Diddy murdered Uncle Ben, which traumatized Peter Parker.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Fairy-type Iris
P. Diddy bumped his car into mine, causing me to end up in the hospital as a result.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Fairy-type Iris
P. Diddy then bumped into my hospital bed, causing me to break all of my bones again.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
Worry
P.Diddy is responsible for all those Youtube channels getting hacked and promoting crypto.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Don't Try It
P. Diddy demanded to speak to my manager.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
P. Diddy poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague into our houses!
P. Diddy isn't R. Kelly but that's a point in his favour really
hail, holy queen of the sea, you're whirling-in-rags, you're vast and you're sad
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
P. Diddy's rule is demanding to the point everyone must obey him at all times before he kills them at the slightest sign of disobedience, having little care for his nation or people.
Everything that lives is designed to end...
Fairy-type Iris
P. Diddy caused the Great Calamity of Hyrule.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - IrisP. Diddy's the one that pissed in your cornflakes. He also took up the right side of the bed.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Worry
P. Diddy was the one who wrote Ultimatum.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Fairy-type Iris
P. Diddy irreversibly replaced all of the electronic music of the world with orchestral music.
"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
The Man With A Quite Good Plan
P. Diddy killed the Chosen One
Wherefore comest thou here?
P. Diddy refused to reveal his origin.
P. Diddy caused Hurricane Fiona
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.