Hey
You get Sam
◊, the world's ugliest dog. He bites you several times in the face.
A day later, he is hit by a car. When you look at his corpse, is it covered with maggots, the eyeballs are falling out of their sockets, and his brain is all over the road.
Then you get hit by a car as well.
I wish I had Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.
Hey
Bumpety-bump.
It's coated in anthrax and malaria. It's an illegal copy, so the police arrest you. It contained a timed explosive which blew up your house.
I want a fancy new computer.
edited 1st Feb '11 9:00:27 PM by fringeman
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Granted. You get sucked into it while playing Super Mario Bros and die before you can even start.
I wish for a Keyblade.
Granted: You get the Keyblade made out of the princesses hearts. You then lose your heart to the Darkness, and soon become a mindless heartless Shadow. Sora and co. come along and destroy you with no challenge at all. Your heart then gets sent to the Artificial Kingdom Hearts which soon explodes.
I wish for Complete and Total power over TV Tropes.
Granted. Everyone dies because all the people save for you kill each other until they all disappear, and you are all alone with the Obstructive Bureaucrats who hold power over everything else. These Obstructive Bureaucrats make you sign forms and wait in nonexistent lines because you're the only one who can do so. (Everyone else is dead, remember?) Also, since you are the only one left, they have made you Immortal. There is an endless supply of forms to be signed and filled out, because the new god is evil.
Well, that was lame.
I wish I could learn to do anything in short periods of time and be good at it.
edited 26th Mar '11 11:40:07 PM by theindefiniteone
Currupt a wish in the most cruel way possible.
I wish I had a puppy.
edited 29th Jan '11 3:36:19 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.