Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
The Hope, The Hero
...That's actually not as bad as we thought.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Then you should get this guy a date with that teacher. That'd be a good present.
edited 25th Sep '17 8:39:58 AM by TacoBadger
Huzzah
I feel like we just dodged a big time bullet.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
I'm not a spider little Miss, I'm a tick. And a vagina is an organ between a women's legs that controls what men do.
Huzzah
Professional Professionalist
Ohhh! I wanted to know what "synthetic" means because Doctor says it a lot, but that's good to learn too.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Hope, The Hero
Oh, mein Gott, ich kann nicht glauben, was du gerade gesagt hast.
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Nun, du irrst dich nicht.
edited 25th Sep '17 8:44:48 AM by G2BattleConvoy
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Some men, man. And some women.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Hope, The Hero
"Synthetic" means artificially created, as in man-made, little miss.
I mean, just so you know.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
There's a vagina controlling every man. Be it a pretty girl's, or your parents', we all got one at the dashboard.
Huzzah
The Hope, The Hero
Was zum Teufel, Mann?
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
What if you're a gay guy with two dads?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
The reason people like the... ahem... back door, is because of a psychologically vaginal thing. Same reason guys also like cleavage. The reason men prefer this to vagina sometimes has yet to be seen, but it's believed that that is preferred due to a primal nature.
Huzzah
The Hope, The Hero
Actually, according to some theories, people are attracted to breasts because they make for healthy well-fed children. And they like asses because they look sorta like breasts.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
...That's cute. Except that people are attracted to the middle, and the surroundings. You're bringing in a completely new topic, basically, though to the untrained eye it seems similar.
Huzzah
It's not really unrelated. Just another theory as to why people like butts and boobs.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Hope, The Hero
Uhhhh, not trying to interject, but you two do realise that girl may still be seeing this?
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
... I totally forgot about that girl...
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
Wow! I can't wait to tell Doctor about everything I learned today!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Maybe don't. Definitely don't.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
Huuuhhh? Why not? Oh, I guess Doctor probably knows already because he's really really smart!! I mean, he made me!!!
Uhh, I mean, he birthed me! Riiiiight!!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Men, cis men rather, don't really do the birthing thing.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
Ahaha...of course, of course! Everyone knows that only umm...non-men can birth!! I was just kidding!! Doctor is my creator, I mean father, oh wait no, I'm his little sister actually!!!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
But, I wanna know what the word the little spider said means!!!!
edited 25th Sep '17 8:38:03 AM by arimothereindeer
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."