Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
It's complicated. I'm pretty sure she'd love me if I was a girl, to put it into simple terms.
Huzzah
There's also nothing wrong with wishful thinking.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
You'd have to be there to really get our relationship.
Huzzah
Listen. Girl-talk for ya. If you ever say "she's probably into me" or "she'd love me if,"
Good lord, man. You've already lost.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Hope, The Hero
So, garrapatta, it sounds like you're some kind of bodyguard or knight that's fallen in love with your charge, correct? And since your charge is already in a relationship with someone else, best advice I can give is to not interfere.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Professional Professionalist
N'cha everyone!!!!! Doctor is in another room, and I wanna buy him a present!!! I've heard shopping with these computery thingies is a thing now, so I'm trying to look for something perfect!! He loves science and pretty ladies, so I wanted to buy him this book full of pictures of pretty scientist ladies!!! But I had be 18 to purchase which I am not, so I can't get it for him!!! What should I buy???
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
First, calm down. This isn't worth shouting.
Second, get him a pretty lady robot.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Hope, The Hero
....This better not go where I think it's going.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Professional Professionalist
But he already HAS a pretty robot lady, me!!!! I mean a pretty robot little girl, I mean an ordinary little girl!!!! Who is me by the way!!!! Hoyoyoyo!!!!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Magazines work usually.
Huzzah
uh
Right, uh... would be bad if he did the things I imagine someone would with an attractive gynoid with you.
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No, she tried magazines but she was too young.
edited 25th Sep '17 8:28:31 AM by Beverly
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Hope, The Hero
...I think I picked a bad time to log into this forum again.
Then again, there are these rumours I heard about Gaelio, so....
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Professional Professionalist
What do you mean??? What do people like Doctor usually do with pretty gynoids???? I've never met any other ones!!! I mean, I've never met any!!!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Hope, The Hero
...Should we tell her?
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Danke Gott.
edited 25th Sep '17 8:34:29 AM by G2BattleConvoy
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Ya know... alone time.
My guy I am not gonna explain the birds and bees to some kid.
edited 25th Sep '17 8:32:43 AM by Beverly
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Stick their privates into a synthetic vagina.
Huzzah
DUDE
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Professional Professionalist
Oh!!!! Oh I know, I know!!!! I should get him a box of tissues!!!!
....Because, he gets a lot of nosebleeds!!!!
Huuuuh? What does that word mean???
edited 25th Sep '17 8:35:12 AM by arimothereindeer
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
She was gonna learn at some point. I learned at her age. She might as well learn too.
Huzzah
The Hope, The Hero
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!!
WHY?!!
...Never mind, I see it got answered. Also, tissues are not a bad idea.
edited 25th Sep '17 8:35:44 AM by G2BattleConvoy
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
YES! Yes, tissues. Take the tissues and leave this naughty, naughty forum.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Wait, so when you're around, this guy gets a lot of nosebleeds?
Huzzah
please stop this train of thought, please please i beg of you.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Hope, The Hero
Maybe they mean it in the platonic sense?
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...