Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Don't step on the flowers.
Evil, eh? I'm just glad you aren't in Gensokyo. If you were, Reimu would've probably exterminated you both by now.
...If she wasn't lazing around on the job.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Hey, I'm not actually evil! I was just saying that because I'm a mercenary and he's a mercenary and... Just, whatever!
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Your master also put in a creepiness drive?
edited 24th Jan '17 3:23:12 PM by Caliburn_Absolute
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My Master based my external appearance on six ravenous beings that the townsfolk seem to address as the "Matsuno Sextuplets". According to Master Iyami, they are six savage beasts who are identical in appearance; chaotic evil if he ever saw it.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
I doubt they're that terrible.
Gentleman Cthulhu: I say, ever since I ended up in the universe I'm in right now via an inter-dimensional portal that sent me here against my will, I've been searching for ways to return to my universe so I can gather my supplies back at home so I can teach the cad that sent me here a lesson! I'm in a rather isolated part of the new world I found myself in, so I don't interact with the locals that much. The ones that I do come across I simply try to help out with whatever problem they may have. According to the news on this inter-dimensional computer I'm using, the one responsible for my predicament is a demonic tyrannosaur.
The League of Heroes
The universes are connected, man. Just use the interdimensional breadcrumbs of time. Simple, man.
see you, space cowboy.
i remember borrowing the multiversal travel thing from lucky. that was fun!
Long live the New Bev.
Hey, top hat guy, can you start saying things that make sense?
see you, space cowboy.
i think he's pretty clearly talking in metaphors.
Long live the New Bev.
Professional Professionalist
Converse with me. It is far easier. He does talk quite unusually. Do you like the fashion in which I speak? I should test out various speech patterns, for I have never spoken before.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
see you, space cowboy.
speech programs? what do you mean?
Long live the New Bev.
Professional Professionalist
I have listened to humans and other beings that can speak for quite a while. I took notice of how they all seem to speak differently. Master Iyami and Brother Chibita speak notably different.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
You do whatever, dude. I'm over here trying to figure out what the hell the breadcrumbs of time are.
see you, space cowboy.
can you do, like, a southern american accent?
Not at all related to the fact I'm from the Southern U.S.... Not at all.
Long live the New Bev.
Professional Professionalist
so am I! Trying a bit of a Texas stereotype because I'm from Texas.
Well boy howdy I reckon I could try it based on some western film I dun saw in Sheriff Iyami's lil hobble!...Don't ever make me do that ever again.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
see you, space cowboy.
I'm not. Ahaha, oh gods, that was too good.
I can't convey laughter very well through this, can I?
Professional Professionalist
Please stop laughing at me....why do my cheeks feel hot? Am I overheating?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
see you, space cowboy.
Professional Professionalist
I see. It is cooling down now.
I suppose it must be that Master Iyami integrated a heater in my interior but I'm unbeknownst to its purpose.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
It's heat from the oven of life. It may seem too much, but it will eventually bake our bread into prosperity and love.
Professional Professionalist
What exactly is this so called "love"?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
see you, space cowboy.
it's pretty much a bunch of chemicals that encourage a living organism to mate. usually overly romanticized by those who experience it.
Long live the New Bev.
Professional Professionalist
I have heard mating feels really good. Sadly, I have yet to come across a Robo-Totoko. She would more than likely become my mate.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
edited 24th Jan '17 3:17:34 PM by arimothereindeer
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."