Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Last I checked, she was chatting about Maou and a twelve year old who was on an insatiable rampage. Reminds me of the Red Team leader, actually. Though he's much older than a 12 year old, but seems to share a likeminded mindset.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Oh! I know Ken! He's definitely a bastard, but he's a cute bastard.
What else did she say?
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Hello. I was told that a boy by the name of Taro Yamada frequented online forums such as this, and am wondering if anyone has seen or talked to him here.
edited 27th Jun '16 8:49:03 PM by cake1
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I have no idea who this human is. I don't even live in Japan. I'm a Russian sanitation robot. A very good sanitation robot, I must say. I can clean up anything: dust, scrap, bones.
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Yes. I am aware from...experience that human remains can be rather difficult to clean up, especially when one hasn't been very careful.
edited 28th Jun '16 4:10:26 AM by cake1
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Human and robot are no different, really. It's just what's they made of and how they look like. Anyway, how do you know that?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
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Oh, I'm a...part time employee of the local morgue. I can be quite clumsy there, so I always end up having to clean everything.
edited 28th Jun '16 4:41:57 AM by cake1
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Your name!
A-Aleksandr!
Surname, patronymic!
Aleksandr Rodionovich Borodach!
Where do you work?
As a security guard at the Forum Management Department!
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see you, space cowboy.
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Me?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
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Her? What did she do?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Oh, the things she did! She thinks she's the killer kid! Cuz she has a "send-pie" or whatever! It's total BULL!
Long live the New Bev.
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Wha- no, I don't know! I seriously wasn't involved with any of this!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
... Huh? Something happen over there?
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
N-no! It's just the musora. We were with Palych, we wanted to find a girl, so we bought preziki and martini, and we only found a cow and a man. He gave us a pill! I wanted more, so I asked for more. MORE! MORE! MOOOOORE!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Well it sounds like you're having more problems than me. Usually I'm the one causing the problems, but regardless. Check yourself into rehab or something.
Long live the New Bev.
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I'd like to, but I most often visit the Regional Internal Affairs Directorate. Fuckin' ments.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Look, I gotta go screw with the mayor more. Peace.
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Helloing to all!
Long live the New Bev.
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Hi.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
And who are the you?
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
I am X-6, a Jural soldier and assassin.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
It is greatness to be meeting you! I am the one who is Fawful! The great conqueror!
Long live the New Bev.
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The great conqueror? Maybe you are one, but truly the strongest of all is the Demon King Maou, the one who rules above all Jurals.
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Wei.
Hey, X-6 was here! I wonder how she's doing.
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