I need a drink
Well...i do need that green card
Theres sex and death and human grime in monochrome for one thin dime and at least the trains all run on time but they dont go anywhere.
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
How did this even happen? 
Very funny, guys...guys? Hello?
When I walk on the street counting my steps, magic keeps silent and reality stalks me.
Planet-Killer
I don't know whether I should be happy or sad.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
This doesn't seem chronologically possible!
At least it's a girl.
intellectual rapist
I WANT UI
This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
Bunny ears? Check.
Tall? Check.
Ability to protect me from any losers? Check.
Well, whoever set us up is the best dude ever.
Er... Hi?
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Well...
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This is awkward...
intellectual rapist
GODDAMN PIGEON
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Uhh....ugh...eeeww..
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Uh, no, can I have someone else?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
...
YES!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
This one would be pretty awesome if not for the fact that she's a lesbian.
By the way, hopey, <Nanoha is only nine years old.
edited 29th Aug '11 10:06:09 AM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yui may or may not be lesbian, Anno, remember!
Wait, she's NINE?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—
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(goes raging mad wielding duel obsidian swords) AL RIGHT, WHAT PERVERT TRIED TO FORCE ME INTO MARRIGE WITH A LOLI??????? I WILL FIGHT MY WAY OUT OR DIE TRYING!
I have nothin against gays, it just that I AM NOT ONE!
edited 29th Aug '11 10:11:33 AM by paradisedj32
How did I get into this mess?!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Hey, I've got no interest in guys, can we call this off?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Hmm. Better than a lot of possibilities. She is cute. At least, I hope it's a she...
-worries-
edited 29th Aug '11 10:16:34 AM by DarkConfidant
Huh...it's not the worst that has happened to me.
Here's your sandwich.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Nanoha is most definitely female.
Uh. What. That's a pigeon. Reading a book.
Uh... no.
edited 29th Aug '11 10:28:56 AM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
LOLI?! Oh no!!
edited 29th Aug '11 10:27:39 AM by dracosketch
Hello there. *Awkward silence for rest of marriage*