ITT: Your Avatar Is Reading Slash Of Themselves and The Above Avatar

Bolbox: Disgusting! To think that something that lives on Earth would write this about them and me!

"..." -Yang

"GROSS!" -Weiss

"I wouldn't agree to do that!" -Blake

-Ruby is puking-

Zig: So... THIS is what being in Rule 34 is like... For once, i am feeling Marina's pain.

"Gah! Fucking gross!"

-stares in disbelief-

Dr. Fossil: Why would somebody write this repulsive, salacious piece of fiction about me and some hairy ape females? This is taboo, you know... and these hairy apes went extinct back in the era of Dinosaurs!

... -blinks-

Eugh. I have a girlfriend.

When will fanfic authors learn I have no desire to share Krillin!

Bolbox: I don't even KNOW this creature. Besides, why would I, the great Bolbox, mate with something that's not human?

Bolbox: Well, that DOES look human, but I love one and only one on this planet - Gaia.

edited 28th Nov '15 5:16:01 AM by arcada188

"Help, I'm being slandered!"

"EUUUUGH! What buffoon thought this up?!"

"WHY AM I HAVING SEX WITH POPPLE?!?"

Bolbox: Why i am mating with a bearded ape and not with my beloved Gaia?

That's a weird way to flirt with an alien.

Dr. Fossil: But... that is a little ape cub! Why would somebody... urgh...

-Sev shoots the Computer with his blaster rifle-

"...The holonet is a scary place."

"We clones don't have sexual drives... who would even write this?"

"I think I might actually vomit in my helmet.."

Zig: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

"Why yes, I do love being a Super Saiyan but...oh, goddammit. BIG BANG ATTACK!"

-destroys the computer-

Yellow Diamond: I... I am thoroughly disgusted that some blight on that planet "ships" Me with some hideous alien. It gives Me more reason to exterminate humanity.

edited 29th Nov '15 2:36:52 AM by arcada188

[Computer screen is stabbed]

Cheasel T. Weasel: This is... well, it's naughty, and it involves me doing a fish... oh, goddamnit, this is creepy even for me.

...

i have a girlfriend.

-yelling across the flat- "Hey, Mark! Did you know there are people on the internet who've written novel length stories about me fucking a lizard woman?! How do you reckon they know who I am?!"

edited 29th Nov '15 4:17:06 AM by trashconverters

"I swear i will find that Fierfek who wrote this!"

"Uh oh, Sev's getting angry now."

"The republic needs to track down whoever is writing this... holotext."

"Yes...I quite agree Fixer."

"...who was it that sent me this travesty? Snow? Serah? Or those tricksters Bartz and Zidane? Rrgh.."

Der writer, though I appreciate you writing a story about me, I'm very hurt that you made such an undignified and distasteful depiction of me. I would never use my puppets in such a defiling activity. Salame.