Amber: How is this guy allowed to do it with me!? He's not a very good melee fighter without his knife!
Calia: We should be more concerned that this is a threesome... and slander.
...eheh
"...Okay, remove the shipping from this and you have a pretty cool fight. Still, I've seen far too many depictions of the Hydra for several lifetimes."
Here's one more. I'm actually flattered. I get to corrupt the hydra this time.
edited 2nd Oct '14 5:28:03 PM by Ghostninja109
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Screw the others, I'm turning into a witch so I can kill whoever wrote this.
"......"
[WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING FICS OF ME.]
"You know, I'm almost starting to get jealous of your sudden popularity."
[QUIET FLESH.]
W-what is this...?
"Eugh! this is disgusting!"
Amber: I would never do it with an animal!
Calia: Neither would I. This is sick and wrong...
It's one of those bestiality fics again...
edited 2nd Oct '14 6:12:12 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
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This is better then all those Charlotte/me fanfics at the very least.
Shadow of Legends
-Kyoko proceeds to roll on the floor, laughing her ass off-
"AHAHAHAHA! I have got to show this to everyone! Hey, hey Madoka! Guess what me and Mami were doing over the weekend?!"
edited 2nd Oct '14 6:56:59 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
FM blinks, before closing the tab. "Okay, I don't know whats worse. The fact that they turned her into a witch, or the fact that they made me into an evil bastard!"
*goes to author's page, sees all the Heartless x Hydra fics*
These have been fun and all, but this is just ridiculous.
intrepid sword
...Rin. I'm no longer reading anything you make me read ever again. (beat) No, I don't care that Kirei Kotomine coerced you into showing it to me.
edited 2nd Oct '14 7:33:53 PM by foxmccloud4387
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."Amber: He looks like a pretty handsome guy and he actually beat me in a fight in that fic... but why is he doing a threesome with us?
Calia: It's yet another one of those threesome fantasy fics...
edited 2nd Oct '14 7:34:44 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
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Eh, this is better then what I've expected. Wait, this was written by Kyoko!?
edited 2nd Oct '14 7:45:29 PM by Nouct
Annoyed Mode: ON
What... in Hell... is this?
"I. AM NOT. A NECROPHILIAC!"
[I DON'T BEND IN THAT WAY.]
Amber: The 5-headed dragon is doing stuff to each one of us, and the poor necromancer dude!
Calia: I don't want to see, and I don't want to know... Time to get AC and the authorities to do their thing.
Oh Adamas, even we were involved!?
It appears so.
edited 2nd Oct '14 8:29:45 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
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Kyoko, stop writing weird scenarios that end up me having a tea party that doesn't quite fit the normal definition.
I'm great with the ladies!
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That was uh, fixed in the fic.
edited 2nd Oct '14 9:10:17 PM by StephanReiken
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That's a Genderflipped Mami. Not a girl.
Amber: Well this dude looks like he beat me in a melee fight, he has the right to...
Calia: You do notice that this is another threesome, right?
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
-grins- "Aww yeah! Damn, I'm just that good!"
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
-FM closes the tab-
"No. That isn't something I would ever do to a person. EVER."
He found a mind control one
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"... Wot. Even."
edited 2nd Oct '14 10:48:45 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
...How is this possible?