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SandJosieph Bigonkers! is Magic from Grand Galloping Galaday Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
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#1: Jan 9th 2011 at 3:15:06 PM

Scenario: Little Girl, no super powers vs. Giant Tentacle Monster.

Objective: Come up with cool ways the girl can beat the monster without her befalling the usual fates of little girls who go up against such beasts.

Notes: You are free to give the girl weapons but nothing than can One-Hit Kill the beast. Strategy is the aspect we are looking for here.

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Slan Since: Nov, 2010
#2: Jan 9th 2011 at 3:27:07 PM

Gouge out the proportionally enormous eyes first. Approaching from above is a good way to avoid the suckers and beak, and also to drive something pointy into the brain.

edited 9th Jan '11 3:27:41 PM by Slan

Luthen Char! from Down Under Burgess Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Playing Cupid
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#3: Jan 9th 2011 at 3:30:15 PM

Care to describe the arena of glorious battle for us?

Ramming it with a tanker truck? Trying to set it on fire? Electrify it?

What's its Healing Factor like?

edited 9th Jan '11 3:30:53 PM by Luthen

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#4: Jan 9th 2011 at 3:52:40 PM

Rape it.

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SandJosieph Bigonkers! is Magic from Grand Galloping Galaday Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Bigonkers! is Magic
#5: Jan 9th 2011 at 4:30:35 PM

The arena is The Battle Dome in which numerous environments (including city streets, dense forests, swampy swamps, and/or junkyard) can be sprung up at the flick of a switch.

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dafsa Since: Dec, 1969
#6: Jan 9th 2011 at 5:01:41 PM

electricution?

I would go with using the environment, it's the only real shot she has. In other words drop a fucking lampost on it's head then spray it with a fire hydrant.

DrRockopolis Rock On from Barsoom Since: Sep, 2009
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#7: Jan 9th 2011 at 5:21:33 PM

Use a gun?

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#8: Jan 9th 2011 at 6:41:19 PM

  • drop a steamroller on it.
  • get it stuck in quicksand and jump on its head until it dies.
  • Fire Bombs + Beach Environment = Glass Tomb
  • Cut off its tentacles.

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