The strangest thing you've said today...

"If 3 people on top of each other are a sandwich, then a burger in buns is a sandwich."

[determined expression, thinking of lampreys]

"Caught in 144p..."

“Stick your nose in the hole and smell the donut.”

"We had to flush Grandpa down the toilet?"

Two from today:

"So everyone on this island lives in a perpetual Roman Empire roleplay Discord server? Alright."

"Sup, my name is Al Mudron, and I love rolling around in dirt."

“I feel sympathetic towards said idiots.”

"if God didn't want us to suffer why is He giving us weather that'll burn ourselves alive like swimming through lava"

"And I want to kick Tuvok in the nuts."

Do you think Bert Newton and Graham Kennedy ever explored each other's bodies?

"Hang on, did a kid in the Chinese class just sneak in a Homestuck reference?!"

“I want to not be scared by horror.”

"They're talking about an art show and all you can think about is this girl's long legs!"

"As we all know, Weezer is a natural contraceptive."

"People died so we could call dead comedians twinks"

“You ready to gargle saltwater?”

"Yep, the kid in the Chinese class made a Homestuck reference."

"Sargomuch."

"Oneiroethical dilemmas. My favorite!"

ok technically I didn't say it out loud, but I wrote it

"Do they get a penalty for not having any skin?"

“Does a Kyogre shop at Kroger’s?”

"If that's not Mela Lee I will eat my bear beret because I can hear the Rin!" Watching some Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising interactions and Zeta sounds veeeerrry familiar.

"You're very brave for posting all of this but at the same time I think you need to shut up."

“Disney should keep remaking movies.”

“You caught it, but then your sheer autisticness caused it to bounce off.”