The strangest thing you've said today...

"My empire will be built upon mayonnaise"

"I hope you wouldn't try to breastfeed a cat."

“Gay Sex”

"That's my next Halloween costume. Gene Simmons as Willy Wonka."

"I kid you not, the mold on the onion was the color of my shirt." Light Blue BTW

"They like, momentarily turn into the actual show's art style whenever they get scared."

“Now that’s a good way to go: getting shot by your favorite movie star.”

Context: I was talking about the duel between Ned Niederlander and the German weapons dealer in ¡Three Amigos!.

"Are tigers tabby cats?"

"A baby got abducted, and now the Manhattan Museum of Art is covered in slime. Slime that is not only made up of the collective hate and rage and negative emotions of the people of New York City, but it is also heavily implied that Egon Spengler has had sex with."

"You don’t get the Free Bird solo, you cheating jerk."

Edited by CrobatOfTheStars on Mar 24th 2024 at 8:03:38 AM

"stuff"

"D-O-B-E-T-T-E-R-D-O-B-E-T-T-E-R-D-O-B-E-T-T-E-R!"

"Gregory House is named for nothing because he treats his hospital as... his house."

Edited by TheOther36 on Mar 25th 2024 at 1:54:05 AM

I assume someone confused Gene Simmons with Gene Wilder, which reminds me of a conversation I had in high school where someone confused Richard Simmons with Gene Simmons.

"It's medicinal catnip!" ^note we repurposed an old pill bottle as a container of catnip for my cats

"Why won't my eggs evolve despite me having the right stone?!"

For context, this was said on a Cobblemon multiplayer server. The eggs in question was, well, Exeggcute.

Said it before but it's things like that are the reason I'm the only Writer of Nudist-themed urban fantasy litrpgs (TMK)

Edited by Shyhero on Mar 26th 2024 at 9:26:29 AM

"HunterGr33n decides to sit back, watch the chaos unfold, and do an a capella cover of the theme song for Six Feet Under."

"Stacking cans? Boring. Ernie and Bert stacking cans? Hilarious!"

"I should brobaly bing— brobably bing! *dissolves into insane caffeine-and-sugar-fueled laughter*" My brain is broken and my attempt to say I should probably bring one of my bigger shoulder bags resulted in gibberish.

“That one doesn’t have a penis and that one has a penis, so…”

"Oh no, her head fell off."

"Okay, but to be fair, the name "Kelsey" is pretty suspect."

Why do I feel like this validates my headcaon that Link is a Trans Les?

"Doomed Greek yaoi." Crafting ways to make the first half of Lostbelt 5, Atlantis, even worse for a certain green haired Rider...

Edited by ReikoKazama on Mar 30th 2024 at 6:35:41 AM