I am vexed!
Apparently, if you cut off a vampire's head, stuff the mouth with garlic and burn the whole lot, it dies.
Swordsman Troper — Reclaiming The Blade — Watch
But keyboards don't do that, unless...
frozen in time
So, the transition to digital media is a vampire conspiracy?
It all makes sense now.
no one will notice that I changed this
-_-
Wow, that sounds like something from The World Of Darkness.
Please don't feed the trolls!
Look into your soul...
Obviously, the Data Vampires are in on it too. Get all our information online/digital and then suck it dry.
It is your own fault if you are ninjaed! (Now sleeping)
Does this count for laptops as well.
Alpha Parum est esse aliquid.
Hnnng
So you did figure out our plan?
Above all, always remember to stay positive.
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edited 15th Jan '13 8:37:47 AM by SeaMaid96
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Judecca: Laptops are computers. Keyboards are created for computers. Keyboards for laptops ought to count even if the laps don't.
By the way, what if we knock the vampires out by throwing our keyboards or laptops at them before proceeding to kill them with traditional items? I somehow doubt that the vampires would overlook such chances of their plan backfiring.
Problems like that aside, this WMG gives me a very good answer to people asking annoying questions like "Why are you still using pencils instead of pens?": "To avoid getting attacked by vampires while doodling digitally". If they are sane enough (which is the case with most of the people I talk with), it will deter them from asking me anything again, and it will be a good practice session for telling funny things with a straight face. 
edited 15th Jan '13 8:36:39 AM by SeaMaid96
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If everyone has repetitive strain injury, how are they going to be able to fight vampires?
"Words, they're all we have to go on." Guildenstern, Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead
Vampires must have also invented typewriters.
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-stakes.
Pencils make good stakes, and can be fashioned into crosses, in addition to being usable outside a building. Keyboards don't have that protective properties, and by only being usable inside buildings, provide vampires a way to connect with people via writing.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.